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"So? You called us here to ask whether YOU want a harem or not? Motherfucker, do you think we don't have anything else to do?!"
Xie Xan scowled while drinking as Oscar listened to Ja Sun's troubles sincerely. Well, the couple had kept to their room for more than a day and when they did emerge, it was already the evening of the next day but Ja Sun was quick to assemble his task force when he needed advice. Being a god of stubborn and more simple beasts didn't mean that it was beneath Ja Sun to take advice from others and honestly, his vain self knew that the 'problem' he had was something similar to an extremely wealthy person having troubles that would make someone down on their luck grit their teeth.
"No, I think his worries may have some merit..." Oscar smiled, "After all, if he accidentally impregnates a beast... would his child be a human or a beast?"
This... made Xie Xan and Ja Sun stop drinking in their tracks.
"Holy fuck... that's true," Xie Xan muttered and looked at Ja Sun, "What do you think? About to have some litters of beast pups?"
Ja Sun blinked... he may be ready for children... but that didn't mean he was ready to take care of beasts... for thousands of years at the very least.
"But... what if the beasts are humanoid?" Ja Sun pondered and inquired.
"You mean Ja Yin?" Oscar inquired. His impression of Ja Yin was neutral since Jun'er acted like Ja Yin quite a bit.
"Well, yeah," Ja Sun inquired.
The trio sat beside the Emerald Lake and pondered the question until a dignified voice emerged from the center of the lake.
"Mutations like Beasttakens exist for a reason... Beasts and humans may couple and mate but what they breed more often than not ends up in a disaster."
"Who's talking?" Xie Xan looked around but the voice didn't answer him. Well, that was a given. Lady of the Lake, despite her 'open' nature really didn't converse with anyone else who didn't have the strength to be at the top.
"She's just an old menace, probably... but she's right. Actually, it makes things quite simple now that I know that I don't need to look beyond humans."
Humans having bestial bloodlines and beasts themselves were quite different. After all, bloodlines were more of a spiritual aspect than a simple physical one, that Ja Sun knew already and his own worries of things getting out of hand had clouded this very fact. Not that he was against beasts... but then again, sticking it to a mountainous Zi Ji in her scaly body... didn't really arouse him at all.
She did have a human form, but all would be for naught if all their intercourse brought them, in the end, was emotional trauma due to horrifying 'products.'
And similarly, Ja Yin and Violet fell under that very category, too. And the thought of it didn't distress Ja Sun. In fact, having a clarity of the situation only allowed him to feel relieved and know what he wanted to do.
"Well, besides the obvious," Xie Xan scoffed.
"What's obvious?" Oscar interjected.
"Erlong, obviously," Xan rolled his eyes as he looked at Ja Sun, "Mind telling us why you got a bounty in the first place?"
"Oh, that old story? You've seen the previous Supreme Pontiff, right? I'm the one who caused him to wear that mask," Ja Sun cackled as the Vajra Gauntlet receded from his right arm to reveal a pitch-black eye on the back of his hand as he revealed the story of how he'd summoned the Devilgod Tiger when Qian Xunji wanted to end him right then and there.
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"Eh?!" Jun'er gasped in tandem with Hu Lana while Ah Yin idly committed cannibalism by chewing on her salad and Bibi Dong drank her glass of wine. Liu Erlong kept her head hanging low, her face beet red to the point where even her ears left warm while Yuehua had a curious and slightly complicated expression.
"What's there to be so surprised about?" Ah Yin drawled lazily. Though refreshed beyond belief, she didn't feel like being active at all. She knew well enough that she'd be moving her body a lot more and not only for some scandalous activity but also for sparring with him so the more rest she has, the better. In fact, this was true for everyone since they wanted to have some pointers from him if possible.
"Yeah, you'd actually be surprised by just how burdened he felt himself. And we're talking about him... heck, causing a war didn't burden him as much as this did," Bibi Dong smirked, casting an appraising glance at Erlong who only lowered her head while nibbling at the chicken breast silently.
"Heh~! I see, I see... so, who's the next unfortunate target?" Hu Lana grinned as Ah Yin gave her a sidelong glance.
"Unfortunate? That's an understatement... even I can barely keep up with him... and there are two of him."
Bibi Dong blushed, hitting Ah Yin's arm, "Hey, we decided to keep quiet about it! Even Ja Sun promised not to speak about it!"
"Wait? Two? Woaaahhhh! Tell me! Tell me! Erlong, Yuehua, the two of you better listen carefully from your senior's experience!" Hu Lana grinned shamelessly as Jun'er leaned forward with an equally excited expression, her gaze demanding the details.
"Ah! it's not like that at all!" Yuehua blushed deeply, her mind unable to comprehend what she should be feeling at this point while Erlong scowled, "Shut up! I don't need to hear any of it..."
But she stayed back regardless as Ah Yin, despite Bibi Dong's protest, spilled the details.
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"Heh, I promised not to speak of it but promises are meant to be broken! So? What do you think? I told you spirit skills are way more effective in the bedroom!"
Ja Sun had a debauched grin as Oscar and Xie Xan, completely intoxicated, had dirty grins over their lips of their own!
"Phew~ Little Ka-ul... ah, right, Sun, never knew it could be that amazing. Too bad my tofus can't form clones..." Oscar hiccuped while eating a slice of tofu alongside his alcohol.
Xie Xan, however, had a ponderous expression.
"Wait... lemme think for a second," He slurred, "If there were two of you... and everything was being shared at the same time... what would have happened if one of you fucked the other one? Would it be homosexual? Or would it be masturbation since you'd get yourself off?"
"That... is a valid concern," Lady of the Lake finally opened up once again before growing silent as Ja Sun cussed, "Oh, fuck you... but... that should be masturbation, right?"
"Hmm... let's compare notes," Oscar grew somber and dignified, "This is dangerous territory... for Little Yin and Sister Dong... for you may be gay for yourself. First... tell us, have you ever gotten off of your ass?"
Ja Sun fell into a daze and then he suddenly slapped Oscar.
*Pah*
"Hey! The fuck? You made that dirty costume up our asses but we can't even question it? You bastard!"
"Sorry... I just slapped without thinking," Ja Sun mumbled, and then he looked at Xie Xan, "Anyway, I'm about to invite Master here to officiate my wedding soon enough so you don't have to go back to get Xie Yue... master will bring your kid here."
"Hmm..." Xie Xan muttered.
"Oh, by the way, I have some news, too..." Oscar blinked and smiled.
"I know—" Ja Sun shrugged.
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"What?!" Bibi Dong's eyes widened as she looked at Jun'er who had a coy grin on her face.
"Hehe, surprised? We found it two weeks ago... and Oscar wanted to wait until we met until Ka— Ja Sun returned... or you know, until my belly inflated."
Ah Yin blinked while Erlong and Yuehua looked at Jun'er with equally surprised expressions.
"Hehe, pregnant, huh? You're going to hate it!" Hu Lana didn't mince with her words, "But gosh, you'll love your child more than Oscar!"
Jun'ers grin widened as a happy flush overtook her face while Bibi Dong grew distressed, "Ah... a valuable teammate incapacitated by the consequences of insemination..."
"Tch, Sister Dong... you were in that room for almost a day... and with two of him... better be sure you're not pregnant!"
"I can control it," Bibi Dong replied nonchalantly, "Or did you forget I'm an expert when it comes to mixed poison and medicine?"
But she soon smiled, "Still, congratulations."
"I'm pregnant, too," Ah Yin muttered, causing the entire group to go silent.
"... what?" Bibi Dong looked at Ah Yin with an incredulous expression.
"Wow... what kind of monster would the two of you create?" Hu Lana muttered out loud.
"Just kidding," Ah Yin shrugged, "Who would like to get pregnant before their marriage? Ah, that's right..."
Ah Yin gazed at Hu Lana and Jun'er who gritted their teeth and scoffed out loud.
"But... back to our main topic," Jun'er steered the conversation away from her, not really willing to discuss too many things about pregnancy that would only serve to scare her this early without going through a few things herself and to be honest... this simply wasn't the right time to have her mind occupied by it either way.
"Erlong," Jun'er chuckled, more than willing to throw someone else under the scrutiny of the group, "What do you think? Ready to spar with him for real?"
"I'll beat his ass one day!" Erlong replied almost instinctively but once she grew more conscious of the amused smirks around her, she grew quiet once again and lowered her head, "I mean... if he asks me for some pointers... I won't deny the fool..."
"Oh, right in front of Little Yin and Sister Dong no less," Yuehua muttered, quite impressed.
"What the hell are you hawing at me for? You're the one engaged to him! Have some shame! Random chicks are sleeping with your man!" Erlong snarled at Yuehua who paled instantly before a heavy flush covered her face as Ah Yin and Bibi Dong glared at Erlong.
"Random Chicks?" Bibi Dong narrowed her eyes.
"The only thing random is your mood swings," Ah Yin mocked, "And they are worse than Sister Lana's when she was pregnant."
"Ah... wait a second. This made me realize something... Yin, aren't you technically the eldest of us all? Should we call you Eldest Sister Yin from now on? Or Old Hag Yin?"
Ah Yin thought for a second as Erlong quickly mocked, "Old Hag Yin sounds nice!"
"Better than Virgin Erlong, right?" Ah Yin smiled sincerely, "Oh, did I hit a nerve? Ah, maybe penetrate a covering of sort? It only gets easier with time."
Veins popped over Erlong's temples as the heat began to spread within the perfectly comfortable living room, making Yuehua use her domain to mediate within the group so that Ah Yin and Erlong don't destroy a section of Ja Sun's house that he built for everyone.
"Ah, way to go!" Jun'er cheered.
"That's right, the most reliable of them all is the Fiancee, after all!"
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