The Cosmic Kumbaya

As the Cosmic Pleasure Police hurtled through the multiverse, their essence crackled with a mixture of anticipation and bemusement. They were about to enter a universe so obsessed with individuality, it made a hermit crab look like the life of the party.

"Alright team," Zephyr announced, his voice a blend of determination and wry amusement, "we're diving into a reality that's basically a cosmic introvert's wet dream. Our mission? To teach this universe how to play nice with others... and maybe engage in a little group action, if you know what I mean."

Casanova, his essence vibrating with excitement, couldn't resist a quip. "So, we're cosmic party planners now? Talk about a challenging gig. I haven't felt this much pressure since I tried to convince that black hole to join a swinger's club."