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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · 奇幻
分數不夠
318 Chs

10

"Newlywed, happy."

After Gou Liang finished speaking, his tear ducts were almost activated.

He looked at Xiang Muchuan with watery eyes. He really regretted it, but there was no turning back.

Xiang Muchuan, who was inexperienced, tried his best to restrain himself and be careful with every movement. Although the second he touched Gou Liang, it was as if a set of mysterious genetic codes in his body had been deciphered. He immediately knew how to make Gou Liang feel comfortable, make him happy, or be gentle.

The sweet pomegranate taste of soul power layered on top of each other. Gou Liang got his wish and ate the most mellow soul power.

[Ding! Mission progress bar advanced. Current mission progress: 10%.]

The physiological resonance did not really satisfy Xiang Muchuan. He panted softly and stroked Gou Liang's sweat-soaked hair. He hugged him tightly and pressed his forehead against his forehead.

He was trying to fuse with his spirit, and he really did feel Gou Liang's spirit.

It was Gou Liang's sea of consciousness. The System did not expect its master to be so daring that it hid itself at the bottom of the sea and hugged it tightly, afraid that the Lord God would find it.

Muchuan, Xiang Muchuan, I love you.

As soon as he entered this mysterious country, Gou Liang's thoughts were exposed in front of Xiang Muchuan.

Xiang Muchuan kissed him gently. Even if there was spiritual resonance, he kept hugging and caressing Gou Liang. He also responded to Gou Liang, whose voice was so hoarse that he could not speak.

"Xiao Kener, I love you too."

He said.

But an accident happened at this moment. He did not expect that he could not fuse with Gou Liang's spirit.

The method and process of spiritual fusion were not recorded in any form. This was an instinct that existed in the soul of the sentinel and guide. As long as they touched it, they would know how to fuse. So Xiang Muchuan was not mentally prepared for the situation in front of him. He used all kinds of methods. He felt the little guide's strong uneasiness, but he still could not achieve fusion.

The unsatisfied sentinel's eyes almost immediately turned red and went into a spiritual frenzy. The battle state of the silver wolf's spirit suddenly appeared.

Gou Liang was shocked.

But before he could do anything, Xiang Muchuan suddenly pressed him down and lifted the blanket to cover both of them. Then, he glared at the silver wolf that was trying to wrap its tail around the little guide. "Get out."

Seeing that Gou Liang's spiritual body had also appeared, he immediately grabbed Little Pink and placed it on the silver wolf's tail, driving it away.

"Roar ~"

The silver wolf bit onto the blanket covering the Gou Liang and refused to leave. Xiang Muchuan could not bear it any longer and released his mental suppression.

"Awoo!"

The Silver Wolf looked at Gou Liang with a wronged expression before it disappeared with the confused Little Pink Red.

"Meng, Meng Hao …"

"Shh." Xiang Muchuan gently but domineeringly interrupted his concern. He kissed him and said, "Xiao Kener, don't think about anything other than me."

But no matter how Gou Liang cooperated, the result was unsurprisingly repeated failure.

"I, I'm sorry."

The sadness of losing his family fortune was still there, but Gou Liang found that he could not bear to part with Xiang Muchuan even more.

Xiang Muchuan was shocked and stopped the spiritual fusion attempt again. He hugged Gou Liang tightly and comforted him gently. "Don't cry, it's my fault. I was too impatient."

Gou Liang cried and shook his head.

"I, stupid."

"How can it be? It must be my problem. My good boy, relax. Let's stop here today. We'll try again tomorrow, okay? "

"…"

Gou Liang wanted to cry even more. He wrapped his arms around Xiang Muchuan's waist and kissed him as compensation. "I love you."

"I know."

Xiang Muchuan laughed.

[Ding, the target's favorability has been updated. Current favorability: 100!]

*

In the sea of consciousness.

Gou Liang, whose energy had been squeezed dry but still could not sleep, looked at the celebration of 100 favorability points. He was in a daze.

He originally thought that the last 10% could only be achieved when their spiritual fusion was completed, but his dear little target was never stingy with him. Thinking of this, Gou Liang sighed faintly.

The System, who had been waiting for its master to court death, could not bear it. "Master, don't be sad. Let's not do this again next time."

Gou Liang: T ^ T.

"Eh?"

The System suddenly had a bad feeling, but it did not expect Gou Liang to give it such a critical hit!

Gou Liang said, "I'm afraid that I'll be soft-hearted, so the effect of the isolator is … two months."

The System asked, "Where's the antidote?"

Gou Liang said, "I've burned the main herb. It'll take 43.8 days to grow it to maturity."

The System was speechless.

System: (??????????????????????

Xiang Muchuan, who had no idea about the bitter nightlife that was about to come, smiled happily when he was woken up by Gou Liang.

"Xiao Kener, good morning."

Xiang Muchuan kissed his hair. Seeing his slightly curved lips, he knew that he was awake. "Don't want to get up?"

"Mm."

Gou Liang hugged him even tighter.

Xiang Muchuan kissed his ear. "I'll wake you up in another way, mm?"

"Wh-what …"

Before Gou Liang could react, the soldiers guarding the gate rushed in with guns. He gasped in shock. 'F * ck, I like this way of waking up!'

Xiang Muchuan, who had resonated with his spirit, became more energetic. When the two of them really left the bed, it was already noon.

"Young Marshal, Yuan — — Young Master?!"

Seeing Xiang Muchuan and Gou Liang walking hand in hand, Barton's voice suddenly rose by a few decibels. Ai Qi went to prepare the medicine for the tired little guide. Yao Zicong and Li Weike were still discussing something in the room. They followed the sound and were shocked.

Although they knew Gou Liang's disguise, they did not expect Gou Liang to be so good.

No one had ever been so dazzling when standing next to the Young Marshal. Yao Zicong and the other two looked at each other. 'Wow, the Young Marshal's title of "the Imperial Sentinel's Rival in Love" would never be taken off in this lifetime.'

However, they were more happy for Xiang Muchuan. Looking at the deep affection in their eyes, the atmosphere when they stood together could not be described as a match made in heaven.

Yao Zicong clapped and laughed, "Those people who said Young Master Yuan was ugly on the Star Web, their mouths are going to be swollen."

"Star Web? What did they say? "

Xiang Muchuan put Gou Liang on his lap. Seeing him looking at him eagerly, he thought of his hard work in the past few hours and generously released the silver wolf.

Gou Liang hugged the big tail as he wished. He raised his hand to touch the silver wolf that had been neglected all night.

However, the next second, Xiang Muchuan's big palm covered his eyes, interrupting his affectionate gaze with the silver wolf. Then, he pushed the silver wolf's head off his shoulder mercilessly. He allowed Gou Liang to hug its tail to satisfy his craving, but he did not want to do anything else.

"Awoo …"

The silver wolf was heartbroken and drooped down. Its tail did not even rub against Gou Liang, and its eyes were full of grievances.

Gou Liang's heart ached, "Don't bully me, Meng Hao."

"Awoo ~"

With Gou Liang's support, the silver wolf's drooping ears immediately perked up, and it boldly rubbed against him.

However, they had underestimated Xiang Muchuan's possessiveness. Before the silver wolf could get close to Gou Liang, the big tail in his arms disappeared with the silver wolf without warning. Xiang Muchuan picked up the little pink dog that had been obediently nestled on his shoulder from the beginning and placed it in Gou Liang's arms. He could hug and kiss the little pink dog, and that was his bottom line.

Gou Liang silently looked at the little pink dog, and raised his head with tears in his eyes, "I, I was wrong."

"Woof woof ~"

The little pink dog, who was not aware of being despised, happily stuck to Gou Liang's face and licked it, highlighting Gou Liang's sadness.

Xiang Muchuan was amused by him.

He released the silver wolf again, and this time, both its spiritual body and the little guide were very obedient.

Barton and the other two snickered when they saw this. Young Marshal, don't let your guard down just because of one victory. The tug-of-war between you and Meng Hao has just begun.

The atmosphere was so beautiful that no one wanted to ruin it. Seeing Xiang Muchuan look over with a questioning look, Li Weike took over from Yao Zicong, who had always been realistic, and said as tactfully as possible, "Young Marshal, ten days ago, Madam announced the marriage between you and Young Master Yuan, and the main system also certified that you two are 100% compatible. However … the netizens have some misunderstandings and controversies about Young Master Yuan. "

Controversies?

Xiang Muchuan opened his personal terminal.

He did not pay attention to gossip, nor did he register an account on various social media platforms, so naturally, he did not receive any notifications.

Since the end of the mission, everyone had been nervously guarding Gou Liang to stabilize his realm, and then they did not dare to disturb the Young Marshal's wedding, so no one mentioned it to him. This was the first time Xiang Muchuan heard about this.

The marriage registration between him and Gou Liang was still the number one trending topic in the Central Starfield, and it was easily found.

After ten days of buffer, the comments on the Internet had gradually settled down and were divided into three camps. The mainstream was those who felt sorry for the Young Marshal, who was running away from the marriage, and those who scolded and pitied Gou Liang.

The hatred was easy to understand. No guide in the universe was convinced that Young Marshal Xiang was forced to marry such a defective product.

Those who pitied Gou Liang were the more rational passers-by fans.

They analyzed how Gou Liang had no choice when it came to matching sentries. He was innocent, and now he was forced to be bound to Xiang Muchuan. Although the title of the Young Marshal's wife was glorious, he would have to spend the rest of his long life in loneliness and coldness. He deserved a lot of sympathy. Friends on the Internet, please be magnanimous and let him go …

In short, no one was optimistic about their marriage.

Xiang Muchuan frowned. He had never dared to be interested in other people's private lives, and he did not want others to probe into his life.

Moreover, he did not think that Gou Liang was bad at all — even when Gou Liang did not use a little machine to restore his appearance, he did not think that his appearance, family background, or stuttering were flaws.

Therefore, he could not understand or tolerate these people's attitude towards Gou Liang.

Gou Liang also curiously came over to take a look. Xiang Muchuan saw that he was calm and let him be.

It was unknown which one he saw, but Gou Liang burst into laughter. "He's definitely jealous of you."

The comment above read: Everyone, wake up, Yuan Wang is not the only one who will not have sex for the next eighty years!

Only then did the people who mocked Gou Liang realize that once a spiritual fusion was established with a guide whose compatibility was over 80%, the sentries would not be able to have sex with anyone other than the guide.

Therefore, the topic of "Pity for Young Marshal Xiang" was repeated again.

As the only audience, the System, who had the most right to speak, spread out its hands: Stupid mortals, these two shameless dogs, their nightlife postures can't be any more plentiful!

Yao Zicong saw it with his sharp eyes and laughed like crazy.

Xiang Muchuan rubbed Gou Liang's head in amusement, registered a personal account on the terminal, and posted the first post in his life.

Xiang Muchuan: Thank you for coming to my side. @ Yuan Wang v Tutu]

*

Following the topic of # Pity for Young Marshal Xiang #, # This photo is definitely fake! A fierce attack was launched.

The popularity of Young Marshal Xiang's Weibo account and his first Weibo post could not be compared at all, because the Young Marshal's fans who had lost their minds were fired up.

In the photo, Xiang Muchuan was hugging Gou Liang, who was covered by his fluffy tail, and was kissing his forehead. He was wearing a military uniform, and the handsome side profile that was revealed was enough for the fans to lick his boots for a year. What was worse was that his sexy thin lips were curved into a doting arc, and the gentleness in his smiling eyes seemed to overflow from the virtual screen.

The protagonist whom he was gazing at gently did not reveal her full face, except for a pair of eyes that were squinted from smiling and the tips of her red ears.

But there could not be a second person who could be hugged by the married sentinel Xiang Muchuan to show off to the world.

However …

"This photo is definitely fake! How can the Young Marshal show such a doting look, don't be ridiculous, okay? "

"This photo is definitely photoshopped! Take a look for yourselves → [Yuan Wang's skin color comparison] [Yuan Wang's eyes comparison] [Yuan Wang's ears comparison]. Mrs. Xiang, this photo must have cost a lot of money, right? "

"This photo is definitely not real! Otherwise, What is Yuan Wang hugging? Wolf Marshal's tail? My number one cold wolf marshal in the universe? Is there a plot that can be more ridiculous than this? Be careful when you're photoshopping, Mrs. Xiang. "

"This photo is definitely not the real person! Young Marshal Xiang never uses social media accounts, Mrs. Xiang, please imitate Young Marshal Xiang's speaking habits, okay? Thank you for coming to my side, what the hell is this poisonous chicken soup, haha. "

"If you want to deceive our discerning eyes, please release some juicy news, isn't this insulting the audience's IQ? Mrs. Xiang. "

Mrs. Xiang, who had been ridiculed after her son got married, did not care about being tagged by netizens.

She was holding her face and looking at the high-definition photo sent by Xiang Muchuan. After a long while, she said to the butler with satisfaction, "I didn't expect Muchuan's genetic profile to have romantic cells. He is indeed my biological son!"

As for those ignorant netizens who slandered this photo as photoshopped, Mrs. Xiang was too lazy to mock them.

How could anyone in this world be able to photoshop her son's beauty? How naive!

However, it was not only the keyboard warriors who believed that this photo was fake. Even Mr. and Mrs. Yuan were flustered.

Unlike the netizens, they were certain that the Xiang Family would not show off their son who was not in the limelight. The more they looked at the photo, the more they felt that the little tour guide who had her face hidden in the photo looked more and more like Xiang Muchuan's mistress. They called to confirm their suspicions.

Mrs. Xiang could tell that they were testing her and frowned. After thinking for a while, she asked the butler to send someone to bring them home in the name of discussing the details of the wedding.

When the Yuan couple came, they were afraid that they would not be able to handle the situation, so they specially brought Yuan Xi along.

When they sat down, Mrs. Yuan said nervously, "In-law, now that the Nelson Galaxy is fighting, I wonder if Muchuan will go to the front line?"

"Their sentinels will naturally worry about the matters outside. We just need to prepare for the wedding at home."

Of course, Mrs. Xiang could tell that she wanted to ask if the wedding date of Xiang Muchuan and Gou Liang would be delayed because of this, but she did not dare to make a conclusion on this point. She only told them that "the wedding will definitely be held".

Yuan Xi glanced at his parents.

He had previously told them that Xiang Muchuan's character was definitely not someone who would play with guides. Moreover, Yuan Wang and Xiang Muchuan had already registered their marriage. Even if there was no wedding, they were still legally husband and wife. He tried his best to hope that they would understand that this worry was completely unnecessary, but he could not convince his parents.

At this time, after seeing his parents heave a sigh of relief, Mrs. Xiang frowned slightly, and Yuan Xi felt a little uneasy.

The people who believed the rumor that "Xiang Muchuan hid in the border star sector to escape marriage and would not be back for a few years" were none other than his stupid parents.

Previously, they thought that they were clever enough to indirectly probe Mrs. Xiang's attitude. After Yuan Xi heard about it, he was furious. Later, when he came into contact with Mrs. Xiang, he realized that her politeness was all alienation and dissatisfaction.

This was not the result that Yuan Xi wanted.

He had great ambitions for his future. Although he had never fantasized about marrying someone as unrealistic as Xiang Muchuan, his eyes had always been locked on the few rich people on the capital planet.

Yuan Xi also knew that whether it was his ability as an A-rank guide, his identity as a student of the Capital Guide Academy, or his extraordinary beauty, it was not enough for him to reach the sky in one step.

He wanted to stay here. He wanted to be at the top, so he had to work hard. He carefully planned his future and could not relax for even a moment.

Contrary to his wishes, his life looked bright and beautiful on the surface, but when he looked back occasionally, he would see the haze hidden behind the bright and beautiful scenery.

The stain that he tried his best to hide but could not get rid of came from his family.

— — His humble family background that could not support his dreams, Mrs. Yuan who was abandoned by her family and was cursed to this day, Mr. Yuan who was cowardly, incompetent, and promiscuous, and his ordinary twin brother who stuttered …

Now, his ordinary brother had gotten lucky and become Xiang Muchuan's 100% guide. He finally had more capital to strive for his life goals.

But all of this was not enough to rely on his brother. The only person who could really help him was the Xiang family, or rather, Mrs. Xiang.

Therefore, he had always wanted to win Mrs. Xiang's favor and work hard to gain her favor. But his parents always dragged him down. They did not know their place and did not know that Mrs. Xiang's good words and high opinion of them were all because of their clumsy son …

Seeing that Mrs. Xiang's impression of him was getting worse and worse, how could he not be angry?

But being angry was of no use.

Suppressing the complicated emotions in his heart, Yuan Xi helplessly looked at his parents and apologized to Mrs. Xiang, "Auntie, please don't mind. Mom and Dad are too worried about my brother, so … After all, the Yuan family is only a small family on Blue Mercury Planet. We can give Yuan Wang too little support. Mom and Dad have always been uneasy about this. "

Hearing this, the displeasure in Mrs. Xiang's eyes finally eased a little.

Although they both knew that Yuan Xi was not telling the truth, at least Yuan Xi's attitude towards Gou Liang was changing. Mrs. Xiang was quite satisfied with this.

"It's okay. Actually, I invited the in-laws over today for one thing. "Mrs. Xiang sighed." Little Wang is too introverted and not good at expressing himself. But I don't want you, as his closest family, to have such a deep misunderstanding of him. "

As she spoke, she took out the photo she secretly took of Gou Liang when he was taken away by Xiang Muchuan.

"This, this is the person in the photo?!"

Mrs. Yuan cried out. What was going on? The Xiang family had already brought this little demon home and even acknowledged his existence? Then what about his son? What was the value of this marriage to the Yuan family to her?

Her expression was so obvious that the kind Mrs. Xiang's face instantly turned cold.

"This is your son, Yuan Wang."

Mrs. Xiang said firmly, "I'm sure you still remember the old guide Keimi who took care of Little Wang and Yuan Xi back then …"

Gou Liang saw this scene and almost laughed out loud.

He was still thinking about how to eliminate the Yuan family's doubts about his looks. Mrs. Xiang was simply too sweet!

"What are you laughing at?"

Xiang Muchuan saw him hugging the silver wolf and snickering. He was a little jealous of the silver wolf that he liked so much.

Sliding his chair to his side, Xiang Muchuan put his hands on his knees and leaned over to look at Gou Liang.

The second their gazes met, Gou Liang felt dizzy. Holy shit, so handsome!

Xiang Muchuan heard his thoughts and froze for a moment. Then, the sharp expression in his eyes was replaced by a deep smile.