Beach Arc Final, I Missed The Cliche Ending

After returning back to the beach, I once more argued with Aqua. I refused to let my child sleep with a stranger.

She refuses by saying that she's not a stranger.

Bullish*t!

In short, we both slept next to Aurora, occasionally I would glimpse at her suspiciously causing another heated argument.

What? Did she think I won't be suspicious of a much stronger Pokemon accepting me as her child's father?

I don't know what she planning, but I will get my revenge sooner or later.

That night was one long night, good thing I do Rest throughout the day, if I'm not training. Though I did annoy some Fluffs, Tempest, and Skyla so that's a bonus. Meanwhile, Snow doesn't ever sleep, and Medusa's nowhere in sight.

Come on Medusa, do you think I'm afraid. Whatever trouble you bring, bring it, just make sure it doesn't harm Aurora.

Giving my Oran Berry to Aurora and watching her eat it, I had a contagious, smile on my face. One I'm proud to have.

"My eyes!" I heard Fluffs shriek, mocking my lovely smile.

However, something like that could never ruin my mood, and with Medusa nowhere... nowhere in sight, I don't think there's anyone left who can sour these vibes.

"Pedo, stay away from my daughter," Aqua said.

I stand, corrected.

"Aurora, you see that big dog? That right there is stranger danger, stay far from her," I said patting her head with Vine Whip.

Aurora looked at me and smiled, her full thanks to the Oran Berry in it.

"Also, take your time, eat carefully like so..."

"Seriously, just stop you're killing me!" Fluffs shouts, seems some people can't accept my good mood.

"I will agree on Fluffs on that one, you're acting like Jumpluff should, creepy,"

"What?"

*giggle*

"No, you don't think that too right Aurora?" I asked poking her nose through Vine Whip.

*giggle*

"Ah, how can you be like that?" I cried out, landing on the sand, and used Vine Whips to draw circles on the ground depressingly.

[How did Host translate Aurora's cries as giggles?]

That's... not important.

What's important now is that my heart hurts and I need to vent?

"Are sulking? I didn't know you were such a baby," Fluffs mocked.

"Well he initiated it," I said, bursting forward towards him.

...

"Nonsense," It's so hard to speak without cursing, maybe I should practice.

"This, is getting annoying," Fluffs said.

I had thought that with the aid of Confusion, I can't lose. So what if he's fast, I just freeze him in place and knock him out with Hidden Power Dragon... or so I thought.

Fluffs turned the fight into the shortest fight we ever had, using Thunder Flash way more frequently than needed, however, due to this, I couldn't lock onto him. Sadly, for him with Instinct, I can counterattack or defend myself before he manages to hit me.

It ended with him running out of stamina, my win. Why am I unhappy? I would've lost if he could have lasted longer.

"Why are you weak?" I asked, Fluffs ignores me knowing well what I'm about to say.

"Because you lack hatred," I'm not joking by the way.

He no longer starves for revenge since he has already accomplished it. Now, although he trains regularly his focus is more on Tempest.

"You're weak too you know," Fluffs said.

"Even in this crappy body I can beat you, you should be afraid the day I return in a humanoid body," I told him.

Blaziken, Lucario, Zoroark, Gallade. These are Pokemons I hope you get in my next life. A body like that could make me compete with legendaries, especially Blaziken's.

[Zoroark?]

The most ideal type for me would be dark fighting, which is fast and is good in both physical and special attacks. Obviously, it needs to be humanoid.

Sadly, there is no Pokemon I'm aware of with those requirements. So I'm hoping to variant a Zoroark, thereby becoming Dark, Fighting.

Feeling a tongue lightly licking me I stopped myself from kicking Aurora away, and patted her head instead.

*sigh*

"Go on, lick daddy as much as you like,"

...Oh Arceus, forgive this soul for making his words sound so indecent.

Also, f*ck Giratina hard for making me say such words.

"Aurora, come back here, this is the stranger danger papa talked about," Aqua said kindly.

"Aurora, don't listen to mama, she was never the sane type," I said as I continued to pat her head.

As you can see, I can't stand this Suicune and hope it dies with Lugia's d*ck up her *ss... wait, no, that's NTR, forget that.

...

"Come on, Beri, Snow, enter the water already!" Fluffs shouted.

"No," "No thanks," I and Snow said respectively.

"Come on, even your child entered," Skyla mocks, watching as Aurora rolls on the water as if it is land.

Aqua occasionally splashes water on her.

"Don't abuse my little girl!" I shouted.

"Irresponsible father that can't even enter the water, the same type his daughter is,"

"Ugh,"

Feeling the pain from that hit I flew over and stopped inches away from the water.

"I can do this!" Snow shouted, gathering her determination, she moved deeper and deeper into the water towards them and... sank.

"..."

Latom.

"Yeah, I'm not doing this," I said turning around.

"Aurora use Helping Hand," Aqua said.

What's the point in her using that move for?

"Paapaa,"

BOOST!

I flew straight towards them and landed on Aqua's back.

"See? I did..."

"Paapaa?" said... Fluffs.

My eyes roll back and my head dropped onto Aqua's back, seizure hit me.

"Pft, Zazaza," Fluffs began to laugh.

"Kawkawkaw," followed by Skyla.

*chuckles*

Tempest tried to hide her chuckles, but failed miserably.

"Kikiki," unknowingly, Snow resurfaced.

"whowhowho," that's by far the weirdest laugh I heard so far, as expected of Aqua.

"Hihihi,"

"..." Great, even Aurora has been contaminated by these weirdos' laughs, at least her own is adorable.

#DANGER#

Vine Whip won't be fast enough, damn it!

Shooting off Aqua's back through Quick Attack and Acrobatics, I canceled them a few seconds before passing Aurora and grabbed her with Vine Whip before throwing her at Aqua.

"Don't let anything hurt her!"

As I was about to hit the water I saw tentacles shooting up into the sky.

I had seen enough hentai to know what that means, and with my daughter here, it's no joke matter.

Sadly, I could only count on Aqua to protect her as I watch my body begin to plummet into the water.

Come on self, hold your breath.

Looking around in the water, I saw a swarm of Tentacruels and a familiar snake moving around in between them. I opened my mouth to curse, causing water to fill my lungs and I fainted.

...

*cough* *cough*

"F*c... Curses!" I shouted.

I lay on the sand with everyone staring at me.

"Medusa, can you for once not cause trouble?" I asked, yesterday I couldn't get a peaceful day and so would be today.

"Nosss,"

Figures.

"So what had happened?"

"..."

"What happen?" I redirect it to Tempest.

*smack*

"Nothingsss," Medusa said.

System, what did I miss.

[...]

Really? F*ck you then!

Hope Giratina gangbangs you with Arceus.

Still, this is disappointing, I not only miss the ending but nobody wants to tell me what the f*ck happened.

Seeing Aurora sleeping on her mother's back, I sighed in relief.