Helena's party had started walking once again; after a few hours of traveling through route 111, the party arrived at the base of Mount Chimney, a tourist resort for hikers and Pokemon trainers awaited them.
The resort consisted of a small town composed of wooden houses, a Pokemon center, and a cable car that allowed hikers easy access to the top of the mountain.
"huff...puff...huff..." Helena was clinging for dear life, breathing heavily as she was princess carried by Dune; Blaziken and May weren't tired in the slightest, but May was upset Blaziken didn't hold her like Dune did.
"Look, he is such a good Pokemon carrying his trainer when she gets tired, unlike you, who only knows how to fight and start trouble," May nacked Blaziken while they entered the reception of the main building inside the resort.
"Blaziken..." (Whatever, that perverted dragon has carried her in other ways...) Blaziken answered back. May didn't know why, but she felt weirded by Bllaziken's comment, even if she didn't understand her.
Their chatter gained the attention of the staff, who immediately recognized both girls and rushed to greet them properly.
A male staff member in a loose tuxedo walked towards them, holding two sets of keys; once he arrived, he bowed deeply towards Helena and shook hands with May.
"Greetings, my name is Paul, and I'm the headmaster of the resort. I apologize, dear Miss Helena, for making you wait so long; we were not told a member of the Devon family would come to visit our humble resort." The headmaster said as he handed Helena her set of keys.
"And apologize to you too, Miss May; your dad, Professor Birch, is a recurrent client; we apologize for the inconvenience." The headmaster bowed again to both girls, turned back, and disappeared as quickly as he had greeted them.
"Girl, no fun being with you; whenever we go, your family owns something in the town; how rich are even the Devons?" May asked as she grabbed Helena by the hips, making her leave a high-pitched scream.
"Fufufufu~ May don't do that," Helena said, blushing and stepping back into Dune's arms. "Well, my dad said we are as rich as rich one can be... and that we are the third biggest conglomerate in the world or something like that, not that it matters; he's always complaining about Silph. Co and spends most of his time stressed; money isn't everything in life anyway," Helena said.
"Phff, rich people, they always say shit like that 'cause they got too much money to spend it all," May said, Making both Helena and Blaziken widen their eyes.
"Umm... May, did you just curse?" Helena asked teasingly, slowly stepping in May's direction.
"N..No!?" May looked away in embarrassment, but it was too late; Blaziken had already begun laughing at her expense; quickly, both chicks started arguing with each other, even if May couldn't understand what Blaziken was saying.
After Helena and the rest of the Pokemon took their things to their rooms, Gardevoir started taking care of everything; using [Life Dew], she cleaned all girls, and Dune from the dirt they had collected, washed their clothes, and began giving Helena a massage, suspiciously focusing on her plump chest area.
Dune, Blaziken, and Lopunny sat in the corner of the room as Helena and May received a massage from Gardevoir; the girls and Blaziken liked the view of their trainers receiving a massage, albeit for different reasons.
Dune and Lopunny were just perverts enjoying the view, while Blaziken was happy seeing her trainer have the comforts she couldn't have when she was younger. She didn't blame Professor Birch for May's rough childhood, but that didn't mean it hurt her little Torchic heart when she saw May spend time alone, with only her as sole company.
"Lopunny" (You know, a massage like that after my workout routine wouldn't be that bad) Lopunny commented as she stared at Gardevoir's rack while she massaged Helena's thighs.
"Gabite" (Me too, my muscles have been aching after Wattson's gym; taking a fire blast from a mega-evolution hurts like hell), Dune replied to Lopunny as he stood up and walked to the minifridge of the room and grabbed some beers. "Gabite?" (Lopunny want some?) he asked while returning to his seat.
"Lopunny" (No thanks, beer makes you fat, and I want to keep my figure)
"Blaziken, Bla" (See? That is what you should be more like Gabi...Dune or whatever your trainer named you, even with the type advantage you couldn't beat Wattson's gym, I left it unscratched.)
Dune just stared into Blaziken's eyes as she began to yap about Pokemon's intrinsic desire and purpose to become stronger; every she mentioned how Lopunny was an example he couldn't help but look away and see how Lopunny was giggling and kicking her feet as she saw her best friend massaging May's glutes.
'I swear if someday I get to fuck May, I'm going after you too, Blaziken, ' Dune thought to himself as he took a sip of his beer, with Blaziken still talking into his ear.
After Gardevoir finished massaging the trainers, Helena, Dune, Blaziken, and May decided to walk briefly before coming back and sleeping for the night, leaving Gardevoir and Lopunny alone in the room.
"Lopunny..." (Gardi... Dune and Helena left; guess what that means?)
'I do not know, what does it mean, dear friend, open pervert?' Gardevoir asked as she sat on the sofa just a moment ago and sniffed its fragrance.
'Let's talk about Pokemon kinky stuff! You know, could you explain the Pokemon reproduction to me? Whenever someone says "breed," I get turned on, Lopunny said as she sat on the couch beside her friend.
'Well, breeding allows trainers to create new Pokémon by mating compatible pairs in daycare centers...'
'Oh, like a brothel?'
'Yes, Lopunny, like a brothel. When two Pokémon of opposite genders, in their final evolution and compatible Egg Groups, are left at the Day Care, they may copulate and produce an Egg containing a baby Pokémon. '
'The baby Pokémon inherits specific characteristics from its parents, including species, moves, and, in some cases, abilities and IV, which is their genetic potential. Trainers can influence the outcome by strategically selecting compatible pairs with desired traits or using items like the Destiny Knot to pass down more IV.' Gardevoir began ranting before she was interrupted by Lopunny.
'Wait, so that means Dune can't breed us yet? Since he hasn't fully evolved?'
'Yes, Lopunny, Master Dune cannot impregnate us yet~' Gardevoir said; for a second, the brains of the horny Pokemons shared the same neuron and taught before the connection was broken, and Gardevoir's intellect came back to her.
'Wait, so this happens in daycare centers, right? What about in the wild? How do some Pokemon reproduce?' Lopunny asked, this time in genuine curiosity.
'Well, many species of Pokemon have "breeding cycles" that occur during certain events or times of the year; also, some strange behaviors in the wild explain themselves due to them being part of the reproductive mechanism, for example, my cervix is near the entrance of my vagina due to the Gallade species, my most compatible mate, having a...'
Gardevoir blushed, seemingly embarrassed of what she was about to say.
'Micropenis... Galledes' reproductive organs are so small my species evolved smaller vaginas to accommodate, but don't laugh; there are many other species with equally laughable reproductive mechanisms! Salazzle secretes pheromones to attract Male Salandit and create an inverse harem, and...'
'You know it's kinda hot when you begin ranting about something? I get why Dune fucks you so hard,' Lopunny said out of the blue, making Gardevoir just stare at her.
'What? Did I say anything wrong?' Lopunny asked while Gardevoir just stared back at her with a blank expression. To attenuate this, Lopunny got a brilliant idea.
'Hey! I have an idea. I stole Helena's pokeNav to watch training videos; what if we search for Dune's species reproductive habits?' Lopunny suggested.
'First idea, you dear friend, that sounds slightly brilliant. Let's see what Master Dune species is like...'
Lopunny and Gardevoir moved their couches closer, and then Lopunny searched on the internet for reproductive information about Gabites and Garchomps.
'Let's start with his egg group, Monster/Dragon, so he can't reproduce with either of us... too bad, no wait, it says here expand for more, look its research from Pokemon Professor Birch, he is mays dad, let's see what it says here
[While Gabites have no reproductive capability, studies show they possess reproductive organs; the maximum recorded until now stands at 5 inches, with gills secreting an unknown substance.
Progressing into their evolutionary line, Garchomps have reproductive organs of up to 9 inches and have breeding conduct quite peculiar from other Pokemon; multiple folklore legends through regions talk about a "dragon pokemon who rapes women in distant villages near desserts." Garchomps have been seen in nature fighting strong or Alpha Pokemon in their habitats, to then try to reproduce with them soon after, with strong preferences for humanoid-looking Pokemon, and in a small number of cases, achieving conception, further studies must be conducted in the Sinnoh region, were this spotting seem to be more frequent.]
Lopunny and Gardevoir were silent after hearing this: 9 inches a Garchomp? Gabite was already 9 inches, half erect! The horny Pokemon were daydreaming about the possibilities this could bring as they thought about the brilliant Pokemon awaiting them; Helena and the rest came back from the walk.
"Girls! Tomorrow, we are leaving, so make sure to sleep well," Helena said as she threw herself into her bed, falling asleep instantly; strangely, Dune didn't join Helena. Instead, he looked at both girls and said.
"Get ready; we will have to fight at midnight."
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