Pat-Worthy

"You bastard! I didn't order for that!" Azazel stood up and opened the door himself.

Beyond the door is Kisuke with his usual attire and a black cat on his shoulder, "Really? I thought you're interested in my plant-based venison? And here I brought 100 different variants for you..."

"Plant-based venison?" Azazel thought back and he indeed was interested in it after tasting it, 'But what does it have to do with AV!?'

"Right~! Plant-based venison! But it's too mouthy so I just call it Artificial Venison, AV for short~!" Kisuke chuckled as he explained.

Azazel did a facepalm as he recalled how this man thinks, "You could have stuck with PV!"

"Promotional Video? No way~! It's too misleading!"

"And AV is not!?"

"It not!" Kisuke answered with a straight face, but a second later, he seemingly remembered and understood something, "Ahh... AV... That AV... Azazel-san... Aren't you visiting those shops too often for you to instantly come up with that kind of understanding?"

Azazel could feel his head throbbing but he couldn't snap at Kisuke right now where the other leaders of the two other factions are watching. So he did the most sensible action he could take against Kisuke, and that is to ignore what he just said.

Turning around, he introduced Kisuke to everyone in the room, "This is Kisuke Urahara and all of you probably knew about him."

Changing his gears, Kisuke immediately followed up, "Kisuke Urahara here~! It's a pleasure to be present in such a monumental summit that will affect the whole world."

The first one to welcome Kisuke is the ever so bubbly adorable Devil King, Serafall, "Ki-tan~! You came!? Why didn't you tell me that you're coming?" Standing up from her seat, she also approached Kisuke. Currently, she's wearing an office-like attire so both Kisuke and Yoruichi looked at her like an alien descended upon them.

"Ah, Serafall-sama. This is the first time I've seen you outside of your Magical Girl uniform. Although your former attire makes you look cute, the current you give a mature feeling which is very refreshing. In other words, from very cute to very beautiful~!"

A very faint blush appeared on her face and she couldn't stop herself from grinning, "Ehehe, is that so? I won't fall for that obvious lip service though~! And call me Levia-tan~! Or maybe Se-tan? Sera-chan? Whatever you fancy~!" Serafall didn't know why, but compliments from Kisuke is inherently different from what she used to hear.

The biggest reason is how others see Serafall. For others, she's the Devil King Leviathan and most of them are afraid of her while some are looking at her for the potential benefit for themselves, but for Kisuke, she just a bubbly girl who is passionate about Magical Girls.

Sirzechs, Grayfia, Sona, Tsubaki, Rias, and Akeno looked at Serafall in shock. They knew her well and although she would often ask others to call her Levia-tan, she wouldn't allow just anyone to call her a pet name using her first name unless she really likes that said person. The only people who could call her like that are her parents, Sona and Serafall's 'Queen'.

"That won't do, Serafall-sama. We're in a formal setting. But we can talk about that when there's just the two of us." Kisuke replied. He couldn't really see her as a Devil King and ended up smiling gently as he pats her head. Due to the pat-worthy difference in height and the pat-worthy cute expression Serafall is making, he ended up doing it subconsciously.

"Eh...?" The very faint blush on her face became very obvious as she was frozen in place by that hand with her mind blanking out.

Kisuke can feel three glares from the moment he started complimenting Serafall and ignored it. But when he patted her head and saw Serafall blushing for the very first time, they snapped and each of those glaring people sent an attack. One lightning bolt, one spear made out of the water, and one circular blade made out of Holy Power.

Kisuke removed his hand from Serafall's head and blocked the attacks with it, "Hey... That's dangerous."

"You're the dangerous one here!!!" Three voices simultaneously retorted and they looked at each other. A second after their gazes met, an interfaction alliance was born even before their respective leaders agree on it.

Through their woman instincts, they decided that they should deal with Kisuke before he could lay his vile claws on the Devil King.

Akeno, Sona, and Irina already forgot the presence of their leaders as a certain goal entered each of their minds, 'Teach the vile guy a lesson so that he would repeat the same mistake again.'

The first one to move is Irina. She took off her robe and she materialized a halo-like blade made out of Holy power in both of her hands while dashing towards Kisuke. She already heard about Kisuke's abilities so she didn't have to hold back.

Sona covered Irina's side by materializing spears of water that will help her defend and assist in attacking.

And the most surprising is Akeno as she took out both of her Devil and Fallen Angel wing and started charging up for a big move.

Kisuke didn't wait and dashed to meet Irina with amazing speed. Irina was surprised that the distance was instantly closed but she reacted immediately and swiped one of her blades towards Kisuke. Following her movements, the spears of water spread out as they lock Kisuke in position and is ready to launch depending on his movements. Initially, it was aimed towards his body, but she hesitated and changed its trajectory towards his arm.

However, all of these were useless as Kisuke's hand grabbed Irina's wrist and flipped her over, sending her to the wall. The spears then moved and successfully pierced him.

Sona didn't think it would be so easy. After the initial happiness for success, however, she instantly got worried as she might have injured Kisuke and was about to call out to him. As she opens her mouth, though, Kisuke's grinning face suddenly appeared in front of her which gave her big scare before suddenly feeling a mildly sharp pain on her forehead.

Kisuke flicked her forehead and the spears disappeared along with the afterimage of him that it pierced.

Still not done, Kisuke used Flash Step and appeared behind Akeno who is about to unleash her lightning which consists of both Demonic Power and Holy Power and if successfully released, the whole room would be reduced into rubble. She has a crazed smile on her face and is clearly isn't thinking of the consequences.

Since she's going overboard, Kisuke decided to use a bit of his strength and opened his palm, "Ahhh..... ~! A loud slap echoed throughout the room as the onlookers looked at Kisuke in shock. He just gave Akeno a big slap on her butt that is enough for her to fly off for a few meters before landing on the ground face first. What shock them the most, however, is Akeno's scream of pain with a hint seductive tone in it.

The ending result is Irina nursing the back of her head after she hit the wall, Sona glaring and gritting her teeth at Kisuke as she covers her forehead with her hands and tears about to fall off due to pain, and Akeno on the floor, with a faint blush and breathing heavily as she nurses her sore buttocks.

Everyone automatically ignored the last one and looked at Kisuke who is looking down on them, "Girls! What are you doing!? This is the sacred summit of the Three Great Factions. Don't make any commotions here."

'You're the last person we want to hear that from!!!' They retorted inside their heads.