Chapter 90

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After getting back to Asgard, and showing my weapon to everyone… what can I say? I wanted to flex my weird looking weapon, anywho, after showing my weapon to everyone, Odín himself told me I had a message from Sun Wukong himself, saying that he was waiting for me in Brazil to start my training. Thor immediately jumped at the opportunity and said he was going to go with me.

Needless to say, I replied telling the Monkey King I would be there in a few minutes, after all, training with Sun Wukong and Thor would help me figure out what my weapon was capable of.

After giving my goodbyes to Hestia and Odín, I teleported Thor and I to Brazil, where all we had to do now was wait, "You are a bit too excited with this," I chuckled, Thor seemed like a kid about to get some candy, he was elated with this, why? Well, there were various possibilities, but none made much sense, "Do you maybe… want to fight Sun Wukong?"

Thor looked at me, and laughed, "Of course! I have heard tales of his might! I want to face him in honorable combat!" Haha, just as I expected.

"You will have time for that later," Sun Wukong chuckled, startling the heck out of me, how in the heck I failed to notice him, his presence like Thor lacks all forms of subtlety, "Boo!"

"Trying to scare me?" I asked with a smile, but something about this was off… even now I couldn't feel his presence at all, it was as if I was talking to a rock, "What are you?"

"I'm a clone," Sun Wukong the clone admitted, "I was sent here by the original, right now the original is talking with Buddha about keeping this place clouded from the eyes of the Greeks and the Romans," the clone added with a serious tone.

Cloud the area… that was a smart move, "Ok,"

"I think you don't understand kid," The clone chuckled, "You ain't leaving this place until the boss says you are strong enough to get pass him,"

Thor broke at this into a fit of laughter, "I like it! We shall beat him into form!" The god of thunder declared, and I wasn't sure I liked what they were implying, training was one thing… but not being to leave, I didn't like it at all.

Before I had the time to reply, I felt the suffocating aura of Sun Wukong appear behind me, "Yo kid!"

"Boss," The clone bowed, exploding into smoke, leaving nothing behind.

"Sorry I took so much time," Sun Wukong sighed, "Buddha accepted to help me keep the Greeks and Romans out, but told me I should be respectful with the pantheon responsible for this area by asking their permission… So I had to talk with the Brazilian pantheon, and boy let me tell you, Jaci the Brazilian goddess of the moon is hard to work with, long story short I promised to help them if something arises, and they allowed us to train here!" But… why? I mean why train here? We had both Asgard and whenever the Chinese gods reside, why… Why is Brazil so important?

"Why here though?" I asked the God.

"That is a good question," Thor nodded, "I do love me some good Brazilian women, but still I don't see the point of training here,"

"Well," Sun Wukong chuckled, scratching the back of his head sheepishly, "I… wanted to go out," he muttered, his two index fingers touching together in shame.

"I see," I sighed, wondering if all my friends were going to be like that, "So… about the training, your naruto rip off technique said something about not leaving until you deemed me worthy," I knew Sun Wukong was older than Naruto the series, but I wanted to tease the monkey.

"First of all, I have thousands of years older than that Japanese show, as for what my clone said," Sun Wukong smirked, "If you ever want to see your lady again, you will have to pass me test,"

"This is the most entertaining! I approve!" Thor declared with a big smile on his face as he slammed his Mjolnir into a nearby tree, breaking it in half to accentuate his violent approval, "A man can go to great lengths to get back to his woman! This is the most genius training regime ever!"

"We… she…" I groaned, "Well… if that's the case let me tell Hestia I won't be back in a bit," at that I teleported back to Asgard… or I should rather said… I tried to, because as soon as I casted the spell I felt… as if a massive hand had slammed back to where I was, "The fuck was that?"

"Oh that?" Sun Wukong chuckled, "That was Buddha, you know? One with everything and stuff, thanks to that he can't stop you from ever leaving this country… at least until you are strong enough to leave," he grinned ever so lightly.

Fuck… I was fucked… "I see,"

"Don't get all down my brother!" Thor hugged me, "You shall beat the furry god in no time!"

"Furry god…" Sun Wukong snorted, "That's a new one,"

"Alright, let's start training then?" I sighed, regardless of the method he was using, this was an opportunity I just couldn't allow myself to miss, "So what are we doing exactly?"

"We are going to fight until you are strong enough to get out of here, simple," Sun Wukong replied, "You see… the first thing I learned about you was… that you are even worse than I was controlling my power back then, at best you use a five maybe a ten percent of your power, while the rest is… wasted," he elaborated, pointing his staff to me, "And after some thinking I realized… it was because you were still processing the fact you were a god, which in all honestly made my work all too easy, all I have to do is beat you until the concept of you being a God settles inside of your mind,"

"Aren't you forgetting something?!" Thor growled; lightning breaking from his body to the ground, was he going to try and protect me? "It's not I… it's we! We are going to beat him up! I want in in the fun too!!" Or maybe not…

"This will hurt a lot," I muttered, at this the Gods grinned, meh… it couldn't possibly be worse than Tartarus.