-Middle of The Sea-
DIO was on his way to Water 7 when he was cut off by a much larger ship.
The much larger ship is a red ship, resembling those from ancient China. There are 2 sea serpents pulling the ship and paddle wheels at the back. DIO thought 'Where have I seen this before?'
A gigantic, fat woman with orange hair was looking towards DIO. There was at least a dozen beautiful women next to her, all wearing revealing bikinis. 'Now this starts to remind me of that dream I had. Only if that Amy Schumer wannabe was Robin-Chan' he thought
???: "You there. If you give us everything of value in your ship we will let you go safe and sound, if not." They all point their weapons at him. "You will not have a good time."
DIO: "Look Lady. I am really flattered all of you girls want a piece of me, but I kinda have a girlfriend so..."
An arrow flew past him and hit his ship. Destroying his sail.
???: "I will not repeat myself, either submit or be submitted." with an angry tone.
DIO: "Do you even hear yourself?" He shakes his head and looks at the girls around the big one "Are all of you into this kind of S&M play. Or do you all follow it because your head girl is into it."
???: "You insolent..." She was enraged at this point and jumped towards him with her Guandao (A Chinese Weapon)
To DIO who just fought an Admiral she seemed no different than a canon fodder. He slapped her with the back of his hand and she flew back to their ship, shaking it to the core.
DIO: "You got a strong ship there. A normal ship would have been destroyed" he commented while still trying to remember why these girls seemed so familiar, it must have been more than that dream, right?
An extremely beautiful woman and a woman with an extremely large head got out of their quarters.
The beautiful one shouted "What's happening here?"
DIO jumps to the larger ship and releases the might of his Haoshoku Haki, everyone but the 3 sisters pass out 'Now I remember. These are the Kuja Pirates and this is the supposed 'Most Beautiful Woman' in the world'.
Hancock takes a step back "What do you want?"
DIO: "What do I want? It was you who attacked my ship and destroyed it. So either you will give me a lift to Water 7 or I'll take your ship. Which one it will be?
Hancock: "I choose option 3, you will forgive us and give us everything you have on you."
DIO was dumbfounded "And why would I do that?"
Hancock looks up at the sky, giving a nice view of her cleavage "It's because I'm beautiful!"
DIO had his mouth open. 'N-no way she just did that. In anime this was funny-weird. In here, real world this must be a mental problem-weird.' he thought to himself
After regaining his composure DIO said "Di-did you actually say that?"
She looks at him with an angry expression. Having enough of this insolent man's cockiness.
Hancock: "Enough of this!" She puts her hands in a heart shape [Mero Mero Mellow] sending a heart-shaped beams.
DIO dodges the beams with relative ease 'What the hell, these beams are deadly for any man. How am I suppose to think she is not hot? How did Luffy? I think it was something about Ussop that was making him hard or something? Does that mean Luffy's gay? No, it was something else' He thought as he was dodging barrages of kicks. Finally he hits her stomach with a palm strike.
DIO: "Look, either give me a ride to Water 7 or I'll take your ship" he releases full power of his Haoshoku Haki knocking out the younger Boa Sisters.
Hancock glares at him 'Shit he is too strong' she thought "Fine but you need to do all the crew work as you knocked out my entire crew and give us anything of value you have on you."
DIO: "Lady you just destroyed my ship. You are lucky I don't just kill you". He didn't want to kill Kuja Pirates but if they continued to annoy him further he might have.
Hancock's glare intensifies "Fine. We'll give you a ride to Water 7"
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-3 Hours Later-
Hancock was glaring at DIO for the past 3 hours 'Maybe I should just get rid of her, who would miss someone like that anyway?' he thought to himself.
The younger Boa Sisters and the crew was finally waking up.
Marigold: "Nee-Sama why is this man still on board?" She asked her oldest sister.
Hancock: "We came to an agreement to drop him off to Water 7"
Sandersonia: "That's our Nee-Sama, making a powerful man kneel down before your beauty" entire crew agreed with her and started praising Hancock.
On the other hand 'Are these people crazy? She obviously agreed to my demands.' DIO thought to himself.
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-A Day Later, Water 7-
DIO: "GOD, YOU INSUFFERABLE WOMAN. HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS SELF-CENTERED? DON'T YOU HAVE A SHRED OF HUMILITY!?!??!!"
Hancock: "No matter what I do, I'll be forgiven." She looks down on him so much she looks at the sky "Because... I'm beautiful"
DIO: "ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!?!! JUST BECAUSE YOU DRESS UP AS A STRIPPER DOESN'T MAKE YOU THAT BEAUTIFUL."
Hancock: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!??" her anger reaching a new point.
DIO glares at her "YOU HEARD ME!!!"
Sandersonia was holding the news paper, she was too scared to get in between these 2, but had to "A-ano, DIO-San would you mind taking a look at the paper?"
DIO glares at her in his anger and she starts sweating buckets "Give it here" he says
She quickly passes the paper to him and runs as far away from those 2 as possible.
As DIO looks at the paper he was shocked, his bounty increased to 1,057,000,000 Berry. Not only that, his entire crew had bounties on their heads. 'How did they got a bounty, they haven't fought anyone yet?' he thought to himself.
Hancock: "What is it that made you so surprised? This Queen wants to know."
DIO smirks at that "Take a look" and passes her the paper. Upon seeing this Hancock was shocked. She knew this man was strong, stronger than her even, but to beat an Admiral?
DIO's smirk becomes more visible as he seen her shocked face "Anyway Ms. Holier Than Tho I will leave now. Thanks for the ride, also try to change your attitude or else next time you meet someone stronger than you they might decide to kill you or do something much worse... [Geppou]"
As they had arrived to Water 7 and he said his piece to her, DIO didn't want to spend one more minute with 'The Most Beautiful Woman In The World' anymore and left to find his crew.
Hancock: "YO-YOU INSUFFERABLE JERK!!!" she shouts after him.
DIO shouts "See you later Ms. Stripper 1514 Huahhahaha" laughing the entire time.
Marigold: "Should we follow him Nee-Sama?
Hancock shakes her head "No. This Queen doesn't want to bother with that man anymore" Kuja pirates all nods as they leave for Amazon Lily.
Hoped You Liked It.
Changed a few things since many of you had a problem with how he interacted with Hancock.
Thanks