Chapter 5: That's Gay P.2

"What?"

"Justus it's not following us..."

*stare*

"...Can you guys not be gay right in front of me?"

"I swear I'll shoot you one day, Linus"

"...Is it time to walk through the ominous and very deadly tunnel..?"

"Yes, Thess it's time to die now"

"Okay..."

"I swear I'm surrounded by a bunch of Psychopaths"

"I'm a fairly normal person what about you Thess?"

"...Chamille said I'm a Sociopath..."

*silence*

"...HAHAHAHHAHAHA"

"AHAHAHHAHA"

"..."

"AHAHAHAHAH"

"BRUH NO WAY!"

"..."

*hisssss~*

"*alert*..."

"COULDN'T BE ME!!"

"I'd never take that"

*stomp*

"Uhhh...guys, please without moving move closer to me okay?"

"...The sudden stop means something is guys, so move closer to Linus without dying okay?"

As the group cautiously moved towards Linus, the sound of cracking grew louder. Their hearts pounded in their chests, a mix of fear and curiosity gripping their every step. Thess's instincts heightened, his senses on high alert, ready to react at a moment's notice.

They approached Linus, who maintained his sarcastic demeanour despite the tension in the air. The cracking sound continued, echoing through the cave, causing their anxiety to escalate. Thess glanced around, searching for the source of the noise, his mind racing with possibilities.

Suddenly, a beam of light pierced through the darkness, illuminating the cave's hidden corners. The group's eyes widened as they witnessed a peculiar sight. It was not an egg cracking as they had feared, but rather an egg hatching.

From the cracked shell emerged a creature, unlike anything they had ever seen before. It had iridescent scales, shimmering in various shades of blue and green. Its large, intelligent eyes stared back at them, filled with curiosity and a hint of mischief.

Thess's fascination overcame his initial apprehension as he observed the creature. Its presence felt otherworldly as if it belonged to a realm beyond their understanding. The rest of the group exchanged bewildered glances, unsure of how to react to this unexpected encounter.

"What is it?" Justus finally managed to ask, his voice tinged with a mix of wonder and unease.

"I have no idea," Linus replied, his sarcasm momentarily fading. "But I don't think it means us harm."

The creature seemed to sense their presence and approached them cautiously, its movements graceful and deliberate. Thess reached out his hand tentatively, and to his surprise, the creature nuzzled against it, emitting a gentle purring sound.

A sense of awe and connection washed over Thess, as if this creature held a deeper significance in his life. It was as if, at that moment, he had found a kindred spirit—one that understood his loneliness and longing.

As the group stood there, mesmerized by the mysterious creature, their worries and fears are momentarily forgotten, they couldn't help but wonder what other surprises awaited them in the depths of the cave. Little did they know that this encounter would mark the beginning of a remarkable journey, one that would test their bonds, push their limits, and ultimately redefine their understanding of the world they thought they knew.

Linus POV

Oh, great. Justus is reaching for his gun like it's going to solve all our problems. Because shooting an unknown creature is definitely the smartest move when our lives are endangered. Can't wait to see how that works out.

And now Thess is asking if I have a lighter. Of course, because who doesn't carry a lighter and a miniature propane with them at all times? I must have missed that memo from the inane creatures of the Shadow Realm. Maybe they have some fire-breathing pets or something.

They're all having a good laugh about it, while I question my life choices and how I ended up surrounded by these lunatics.

Counting down to create a distraction? Yeah, sure. Why not? Three... "₳ⱤɆ ɎØɄ ₳₦ Ɇ₦Ɇ₥Ɏ?" (What the actual f*** was that? Now the creature is speaking? Justus shoots, and the bullet miraculously bounces off its forehead. That's some top-notch marksmanship right there.)

(And here we go. The creature grips us, slowly crushing our bones. Just another day in the life of Linus, apparently. Screaming, fainting, and a generous sprinkle of profanities. I'm having a blast.)

Thess pulls something out. Oh, how delightful. A peace offering. Because when you're being crushed to death, you naturally think, "Hey, maybe this creature wants a snack instead." And guess what? It actually works. The grip loosens, and we're spared. I swear, I can't make this stuff up.

(Now we're apologizing to the creature for barging into its home. I bet it's utterly impressive with our manners and respectful behaviour. It responds in some alien language, leaving us clueless. Wonderful. Just another enigma to add to our ever-growing collection.)

I look around, trying to comprehend the absurdity of our situation. We're in a foreign land, surrounded by bizarre creatures, and engaged in a battle for our lives. All because we couldn't resist the urge to explore where we clearly didn't belong. Smooth move, team.

(As I reflect on our predicament, I can't help but feel a mix of fear and curiosity. We're facing the unknown, with the weight of our past actions hanging over us. Redemption, huh? We'll see about that.)

With an eye roll and a sarcastic undertone, I accept the challenge that lies ahead. It's time to navigate this crazy world, learn from our mistakes, and hopefully find a way back home. Strap in, folks. This sarcastic adventure is just getting started.

*stares in utter disbelief*

(Oh, how lovely. I'm thrilled to witness the majesty of this cavalcade of delusions that my dear friend Justus seems to have conjured up. Why, oh why, wouldn't we just shoot first and ask questions later? Because logic and reason are clearly overrated when facing potentially deadly situations.)

(And now Thess is engaging in a friendly conversation with the creature. How quaint. I must have missed the part where I signed up to be the ambassador of interdimensional greetings. But hey, at least we're making progress in establishing diplomatic relations with a being from a realm we know nothing about. That's just what I needed in my life.)

(Wait, hold on. Did my sociopathic friend just introduce themselves as the leader of humanity? Oh, how fascinating! Here I was, thinking we stumbled upon some kind of common sense, but no, it was the leader of humanity. How convenient. Perhaps I should update my résumé to include "encounters with self-proclaimed leaders of species" as one of my notable achievements.)

|Filler_Chan: Ah, here comes your favourite Filler-Chan, our trusty game explainer. Because what we really needed in this narrative was a random interruption to explain the ins and outs of our fictional game, ADAM. How else would my beautiful readers understand the complexities of our make-believe world?|

Sure, let's entertain the creature's request for this is what humanity has degraded to And also because I have nothing better to do than engage in combat with a being I know nothing about. Brilliant. Just what I've always dreamed of.

Oh, look at that. Justus offering to help with someone's spine. How kind and considerate of him. I'm sure his chiropractic skills are top-notch. Let's see how this goes. SNAP Ah, there it is. A delightful girl scream. Nothing like a spine adjustment gone wrong to bring out the best in us.

And of course, I can't resist pointing out the girly scream. Because who doesn't enjoy a little bit of good-natured ribbing when your spine feels like it's about to snap? Absolutely delightful.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the utter absurdity of this situation. From shooting at unknown creatures to claiming leadership of humanity, our adventures continue to defy all logic and reason. Strap yourselves in, folks. We're in for a bumpy ride of sarcasm, spine-cracking mishaps, and uncharted territories of sheer lunacy. Goodbye, sanity. It was nice knowing you.

"...The Egg is heavy can you guys help me?"

"F off, animal whisperer"

"...Okay, but I didn't know we had a virtual reality mod installed"

"...Really?"

"It's kinda unreal what happened today and also she said-"

"She?"

"Yes, Linus it's Snake Mother Aria from ADAM she's the first boss-"

"I know but are you sure it's a she?"

"She had two children and there was no one else there besides us dummy and oh there's the door?"

As they exit out of the door to the blinding sunlight which was a stark contrast to the inside cave they came out of Victor's Bathroom.

[Filler-Chan: It's something very similar to a Winner's Store. ;)]

"Mommy, those kids came out of the bathroom together why do they get to do it but not me?"

"Don't look at those...people Honey, now let's go home"

As they got into their car and sped off without waiting for the engine to heat up.

"...Wanna kill some kids?"

"Justus let's question why we got out of the bathroom first okay?"

"...Are we going back to the Nuremberg trial?"

"...The voices won't stop Linus"

"..."

*sigh*

"I hate you all let's just buy some Nikies and get out okay?"

"That's cool with me, what about you Thess?"

"...I only wear Jordan's"

"Have you been watching the King of BellAir again?"

"...Yes..."

*footsteps*

"Hello, Sir's sorry but we'll have to ask you to leave the store"

"Sure man"

"Epic, now I don't have to spend 200$ on shoes"

"...I wanted Jordans"

........

2 Hours Later

......

As they left with a new perspective on the world around them. An old man was on the news today.

/BREAKING NEWS: TAILOR HARL HUBBS HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD/

"Maria is on the case about it now let's go to her now shall we?"

"Hey, Steve it's a sad day for all citizens and adults who have personally bought Mr.Harl's clothing as he was found dead 3 hours ago with multiple bite wounds and a gaping side wound. As a few letters were found in his satchel and Forensic suggests some type of Animal has wound him. Now let's pass it to Cass for field report."

"Hey everyone, it's Cass with some eyewitness reports of what transpired let's start with you today"

"It was rainy and I saw a Teenager-"

"Was he the culprit?"

"N-no he was just walking in front of me weirdly"

"How weirdly?"

"He had a bunch of chocolate in his mouth and hands and his backpack was clearly shaped like an egg but he was constantly distracted by a weird noise l-like a dog's whistle or something like that"

"You mean to say he heard something that is at a frequency too low for Humans to hear and only works for dogs?"

"Y-yes like that because It was as if there was a bunch canine noises around a-and"

"I think we've taken too much time and we'll have to return back to Steve"

*sound decreases as the camera zooms out*

"Another clue for me and the only person who is responsible for keeping our local chocolate shop in business..."

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{A/N}: As you can see I've hired an Assistant to assist me and what I mean is I'll be sleeping for the rest of the week maybe Month depends if they keep nerfing Naruto and Sasuke. Anyway, treat her nice okay guys?