Chapter 348: Eating breakfast is important

The business with the nurse ended at four in the morning, so I had a few hours off until it's time to go to school.

During the rest of the night, I was reading the novel 'The Metronome in Love'.

Even though I can read the entire book in an instant, I decided to suppress my brain abilities so that I could read the novel slowly.

To tell the truth, I have a hobby of reading since I was a child since it is the way I have learned many things that have helped me to survive, however, my lack of imagination has always made it difficult for me to read novels since I cannot imagine the scenarios described.

My limited and pessimistic imagination can only build scenarios when the novel is tragic, pessimistic, cynical, or hopeless. That's why I like the works of authors like Lovecraft and Poe.

"Hey Listen! You are a teenager edgy hahahahaha!"

… Whatever.

When I started reading 'The Metronome in Love', I saw many references and themes that I don't understand in the slightest. It is clear that this is a book aimed at a public that enjoys the world of anime and that stupidity.

Fortunately, the author is quite competent and seems to have a cynical view of life, since despite the references that I cannot understand, the plot and development turned out to be interesting.

In the remaining hours, I read half the novel and luckily it wasn't as boring as I imagined. It was a good way to kill time.

The most important thing is that I discovered something very interesting.

Until now, I have read millions of books as it is my only pastime during nights since I can't sleep.

Despite everything I've read, this is the first time something very interesting has happened to me...

[System Notification: The energy 'Reader's Madness' has reacted to an unknown plot. The plot is an original story created by a 'Character' and not by an 'Author'. The analysis capabilities of the 'Reader's Madness' energy have been strengthened slightly]

This was very interesting.

I looked for Ina and asked her about the novel 'The Metronome in Love'. She reacted with great emotion, and apparently, the author of the novel is an anime character that she loves.

That didn't get my attention much. What really interested me was that Ina mentioned that the novel 'The Metronome in Love' is mentioned in a certain anime, however, that novel does not technically exist and is just a fictional mention.

Since this World is made up of multiple stories, it is normal that the author can publish books that do not exist in the anime itself, but that generates an interesting discovery.

Currently, [Reader's Madness] continues to evolve as it feeds on my mental problems, however, the true essence of that energy is information analysis, and currently that nature of my power has stagnated.

Basically, my raw power keeps increasing, but the utility of my power can no longer evolve.

I have been looking for ways to fix this problem for a long time, and now I found the solution.

I need to find characters that fall into the 'Author' category, then I need them to write new stories whose records do not exist in other Worlds.

Ah, it's nice to have new things to kill the boredom...

I formed several ideas that I will develop when my vacation is over, but, for starters, I had Monika track down the author of 'The Metronome in Love'.

Let's see…

Utaha Kasumigaoka. 17 years. Birthday: January 31. Location…. Oh interesting. She lives in this city and studies in my school….

(Author's Note: Utaha Kasumigaoka from Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata)

The plot armor is doing a good job.

Monika demonstrated how dangerous social networks are since she showed me all the girl's information, the conversations she has with her classmates and her friends, I was also able to see the type of photos she keeps on her cell phone.

With all that information, I was able to make her personality profile. Now I have several ideas to seduce the girl…

The only slightly annoying thing was that she is apparently in the process of falling for a boy. If my intuition is correct, he is a protagonist.

Apparently, Utaha wanted to show her novel to that boy before the novel was published, but he refused out of appreciation and respect for his friend's work.

This was significant to Utaha as she felt that her work was recognized. This is her first published novel, so she is nervous about what readers will think.

It doesn't matter if they are a musician, painter, sculptor or writer. Making the first public work causes great stress as many artists are affected by the first words of the public.

There are cases where artists give up everything because of bad reviews, there are also cases where artists take insults as motivation to improve, but in the end, negative reviews of the first work always have a permanent effect on the artist.

This is why the boy's attitude was so important to Utaha, but that also gives me a path...

Let's see, the novel was published four days ago and has already sold hundreds of copies, which is surprising for a new author, but still not enough to be considered a success.

Oh, that reminds me of something...

When I was waiting for Umaru to buy the stupid games, there was a girl looking at me as I grabbed the book from the shelf.

I didn't pay attention to her even though she's beautiful. My attention was more focused on Umaru not causing trouble, which was useless in the end.

That girl was Utaha, so she saw me buy her book…. Good job plot armor.

Now I have several ideas to approach her…

Now that I think back, my silly sister has a group of digital content creators and I think she started negotiating with Ichika to join her company...

Ah, it's nice that my wives help my silly sister.

While I made various plans to deal with the boredom, I kept looking at my phone as Monika keeps sending me all the information from Utaha and the people in her social circles.

I shook my head and sighed with concern. – "Social networks are too dangerous, at any moment a stalker can appear who can collect all the personal information of a defenseless woman, this is worrisome…"

"Says the idiot who is looking at the private photographs of a 17-year-old girl..." – Yoko growled in disgust. – "You are a bloody hypocrite"

I nodded. - "Thank you"

"Not a compliment!" – Yoko yelled in exasperation.

I smiled slightly. – "Everything my beautiful wife says to me is a compliment"

"..." – Yoko clenched her teeth angrily, but she couldn't help but blush a little. – "I hate you for being a damn womanizer and I hate myself for feeling happy with your words…"

Well, accepting it is the first step.

"Hey Listen! The tsundere made the tsundere blush! Everyone in this fucking place is a tsundere except me because I'm not a SIMP bitch!" – The world will end when Navi is able to remain silent…

Time passed as I continued to investigate Utaha.

I'll ask Umaru and Ina later if there are any modern female writers who are talented and attractive.

Finally, it was time to go to school, so I went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for Umaru, Ina, Saki, Medaka, and Arisa.

Medaka is the woman who wakes up the earliest, so she went to Umaru's room to wake up the girls, but my silly sister refused to get out of bed, so Medaka carried her over her shoulder and carried her to the bathroom to get ready to go to school.

(Author's Note: Medaka Kurokami of Medaka Box)

While most of the women in the chat room are still grounded, Medaka has started acting like my wife and treats Umaru like our daughter…

We have a strange relationship, but well, I'm not complaining.

As the girls were getting ready for breakfast, the door opened and two girls walked in to join us for lunch.

Nana Ebina and Sayu Ogiwara came in for breakfast. This has already become part of our routine.

(Author's Note: Nana Ebina from Himouto! Umaru-chan

(Author's Note: Sayu Ogiwara of Hige wo Soru)

Ebina is still good friends with Umaru and sometimes has sleepovers with Umaru, but even though we already have a relationship, she prefers to stay in her apartment as she still feels embarrassed to be around me.

On the other hand, Sayu now works in this building and her job is to help with cleaning.

Although it might seem like I treat Sayu like a servant, it's actually her who wants to keep working since she doesn't like the idea of receiving my kindness without giving something in return.

I haven't slept with her yet, but even if she becomes my wife, it's very likely that she'll still work in this building since she likes to feel useful.

Sayu hasn't wanted to talk to me about her personal problems, so the topic has been dropped. Anyway, Monika managed to find information about Sayu's problems, so I'll take care of the problem when she wants to solve it.

Medaka ate quickly and went to school since she is still busy with the student council. It seems the number of people wanting to kick me out of school keeps increasing as many guys are jealous of my love life.

"Be careful, dear, I love you" – I smiled lovingly while Medaka was about to leave the apartment.

"..." – Medaka almost tripped when she heard me, then she looked at me angrily, but she didn't say anything and quickly left the apartment to try to hide the subtle blush on her cheeks.

"Heh" – I didn't hold back my slight mocking smile.

"Onii-chan, you are disgusting when you act like a loving wife" – Umaru looked at me with disgust.

"I don't know" – Arisa smiled after drinking a glass of milk. – "Onii-chan's hypocrisy is cute"

I sighed and grabbed a napkin to wipe Arisa's mouth.

"Hehehe" – Arisa was happy for my almost paternal attitude. This brat claims to have a fetish for childs, but she enjoys being treated like a spoiled child.

"Hey Listen! Your balls are in danger!" – Navi started to laugh while she ate a hamburger.

I sighed internally. Umaru's gloomy look is a nuisance.

My silly sister also drank a glass of milk and didn't wipe her mouth, she just looked at me expectantly.

I sighed again. - "It has to be a joke…"

I had to clean Umaru's mouth or this brat will throw a tantrum.

I shook my head. – "By the way, Arisa, also get ready since you're going to school"

"Nani the fuck?!" – Arisa looked at me in horror.

I smiled wryly. – "Did you think you could stay at home all day watching stupid things on the internet?"

Arisa nodded.

"Satoko, Rika, Hanyuu and you are going to elementary school, I already left your uniform in Umaru's room so go get ready" – I smiled when Saki served me another cup of coffee. – "Thank you, Saki"

The girl with tragic life showed a beautiful smile. It seems that it is the first time that she can have breakfast in a peaceful and warm environment, which has brought a lot of happiness.

Arisa paled. – "I don't want to go to school with a bunch of brats!"

I said the environment is peaceful, I didn't say it was quiet...

Umaru smirked. – "You are a brat, your natural habitat is to be with other brats while I am with Onii-chan"

Arisa pouted and was about to complain, so I sighed. – "Arisa, you are mature and intelligent, so I hope you can take care of the other little girls so they can make friends"

"…." – Arisa pouted angrily, but in the end she sighed and nodded. – "Okay, but I want a reward… Hehe, a reward from Onii-chan…"

The brat is drooling...

Whatever.

Thus, we prepared to leave while Sayu went back to her work.

By the way, in this city there are two elementary schools, but the girls from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni and Arisa will go to a school in another city.

The reason for this is simple, Miyu doesn't have any friends. She only talks to Chitose, but their relationship is more like mother and daughter rather than friends.

(Author's Note: Miyu Edelfelt from Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya)

(Author's Note: Chitose Nakai from Yuragi-sou no Yuuna-san)

Every day I'm using my spatial skills to spend at least half an hour with Miyu. I didn't mention this to me because it's a very quick thing and she basically just tells me how she did in school.

This is technically a violation of my vacation since I'm using my supernatural skills, but Miyu became my daughter, so it's my responsibility to make sure she doesn't feel abandoned.

According to Chitose, Miyu is a perfect and splendid girl who is loved by her teacher, but most of the children don't get close to her as they are intimidated by Miyu's perfection.

Fortunately, she has not been a victim of bullying or the cases of elementary school children committing suicide would begin to increase...

Although Miyu says that she doesn't care, and in fact she doesn't, it's not healthy for a little girl to be lonely, especially when she's at the most important age for generating social abilities.

Miyu is very obedient and she will obey me if I tell her that she should make friends, but that won't make her happy.

With all this, it is best to create an environment where she can feel accepted.

The psycho brats can be sadistic and cruel, but strangely, they retain the innocence and cuteness of normal little girls, so they can make Miyu enjoy a normal life.

Just in case, Arisa can make sure that no problems arise.

…Even without [Paranoia] I can sense that something troublesome will appear…

Oh whatever. I'll solve the problem when it appears, however, I have an army of Spiral Puppets protecting the girls.

With everything ready, we were about to leave the apartment, but Umaru rushed towards me while he was holding her cell phone. – "Onii-chan, there is a problem!"

There are always problems... The fucking author is a living problem...

I sighed and looked at Umaru's cell phone.

{Actress Nakano Ichika's boyfriend has been confirmed to be a young man named Oosuki Luis, a student who is not part of showbiz and does not seem to have a relevant identity…}

"Hey Listen! I told you that you should become an actor so you can sleep with famous actresses! You must have a loli orgy, long live Hollywood!"

…

I ignored Navi and kept looking at the phone.

"Onii-chan, the news came out at midnight, but there are already thousands of comments…" – Umaru seemed excited instead of worried. – "Look, they doxed you!"

I didn't have to ask, Ina walked over to us as she adjusted her glasses. – "Doxing is the act of making your personal information public on the internet, for example, your name, the place where you live and other types of information that can be used to harass and threaten you"

"I see" - I nodded without interest.

Monika had already warned me about that news, but I didn't pay attention to it since I don't care about it.

When I saw the news, I texted Ichika to see if this affected her, but while I was cooking breakfast, she told me that everything was fine since she herself went public with the fact that she has a boyfriend.

Anyway, she was more worried that her fans would want to tease me, but that doesn't matter. If a bunch of losers want to screw me over I just need to bite their face off.

Although I already knew about this, it amazes me that so many people are interested in my wife's love life.

"Heh, someone is collecting signatures to demand that the government name you an enemy of humanity and that it be legal to murder you..." – Yoko smiled wryly when she saw the comments. – "I am going to open a Twitter account to sign"

"They already have 2000 signatures…" – Nia was surprised.

"Internet was a mistake" – Tsubaki sighed with disappointment towards humanity.

"Hey Listen! 2000 cucks have gathered to masturbate while thinking their waifu is being impregnated by my dog! We officially live in the Cuckland province of Cuckjapan!"

…Navi, you are fucking disgusting…

Whateverr….

Hmm?

I saw a comment that caught my attention...

{How dare that fucking bitch have a boyfriend?! She belongs to us, we are her fans and only we can have her virginity! We gotta go kill that bitch! I know her and I know that she has four sisters! Let's rape those bitches!...}

Oh, the internet… Free speech was a mistake.

I sighed internally. – "Monika…"

"Don't worry, dear" – Monika responded affectionately. – "I already found his address, a group of agents will take care of that parasite"

I'll never tire of saying it. I love my wives.

I shook my head. - "It's time to go to school"

"But, Onii-chan, many idiots will appear who want to hit you" – Umaru looked at me with false concern. – "Why don't we stay at home and watch anime?"

I rolled my eyes. – "Brat…."

I couldn't finish speaking as I received a call on my phone.

Yesterday I gave my number to Umaru's friends so they could call me if they had any problems. The one who was calling me was Marin.

"Luis-senpai! Are you really Nakano-san's boyfriend?" – Marin asked me excited.

Seriously, this girl sees life as some kind of anime and she likes exciting things…

I sighed. – "I told you yesterday, I have a harem"

"You're amazing senpai!" – Again, Marin's mind works strangely. Normally a woman should feel disgusted, but she seems to idolize me. – "I see you at school, I want to know more about your life as a harem protagonist!"

Marin hung up the call and I could only smile wryly. She is an energetic and strange girl, but I like her.

I smiled and talked to the girls. – "Then let's go or we will be late"

"Tch" – Umaru clicked her tongue in annoyance, but she raised her hands in surrender when she saw me frown. – "Okay, okay, I'll go to school…"

So we headed to school.

By the way, the nurse asked for a leave of absence from work due to a cold.

What happened last night made her feel emotionally exhausted, so she will be resting in the apartment I assigned her all day.

Before we left, I made food that is good for depression and told Sayu to take that to the nurse.

Well, now it's time to go to school. I hope there won't be too many stupidities...

…

Ah, I miss [Paranoia] telling me that my wishes won't be fulfilled.

I hope they're fine… I miss their silly voices inside my head.