The New H-O-H-A club members

August 25, 2042*

Miku: Hey Onii-chan you should bring Kotarou to school from now on.

Kaneki: Huh?

Two days had passed after the Karaoke party, and as Kaneki and Miku were preparing to go to school Miku told Kaneki to bring his second body.

Kaneki: What why?

Kaneki was very confused about this situation because he didn't know why Miku is telling him to bring his second body.

Miku Sigh~ Well...

So Miku had to explain.

5 minutes later*

Kaneki: Seriously?! Those idiots are getting it this time!

Kaneki was infuriated after learning why Miku had asked him to bring his second body.

Kaneki: you girls don't need to join our club it's kinda dumb anyways.

Miku: Then why did you join again?

Kaneki: I was bribed, but still!

Miku: It's alright Onii-chan, don't worry.

Kaneki: Sigh~ are Shino and Yuuka on board with this too?

Miku: Yup, they're actually the first ones to agree.

Kaneki: Sigh~ fine I'll allow you to join then.

Miku: Nice!

Kaneki: But if Itsuki and Keiko bother you guys too much you better leave the club okay?

Kaneki said to Miku with glaring eyes.

Miku: Okay~♡

Miku said happily.

Miku: Alright then let's go!

Miku then ran out of the house and headed to school.

Kaneki: ...

Many hours later*

Itsuki: Alright! Say hello to our new members! Tanaka-san, Mirai-san and Tachibana-san!

Shino: Hey everyone.

Yuuka: Pleasure to be part of the Club.

Miku: Take care of us.

After an entire day of training for the W.S.S.F, Team Kaneki went to the H-O-H-A fan clubroom to celebrate Shino, Yuuka and Miku for officially becoming members.

Chikao: Welcome to the club.

Sachi: I'm so happy you girls finally joined!

Natsuki: Same here.

Everyone was happy that The 3 had finally joined.

Itsuki: Alright with that out of the way there is one issue we need to address.

Keiko: what is it?

Itsuki: Where the Hell is Kaneki?! He's late!

Itsuki gotten a bit mad since Kaneki is usually late.

Sachi: Calm down Itsuki, Kaneki is just getting something before he comes.

Itsuki: What could it be to make him so late?!

Kaneki: Wow noisy as ever Itsuki.

As Itsuki was complaining, Kaneki entered the clubroom with a huge bag.

Itsuki: Oh you're here what took you so lo-

Kaneki: Shhh.

After shutting up Itsuki, Kaneki looked outside of the clubroom to see the surroundings.

Kaneki: Good no one is near but just to be safe.

Stick! Stick! Stick!

Kaneki then started sticking talisman around the clubroom.

Sachi: Kaneki what are you doing?

Kaneki: Putting talismans just to make sure no one can hear us for the time being.

Keiko: Why?

Kaneki: just a moment.

Slam!

Kaneki then closed the doors and curtains inside the clubroom.

Kaneki: Alright let's do this

Ziiip!

Kaneki then unzipped the bag which revealed.

Itsuki: What the?!

Keiko: Is that?!

Itsuki & Keiko: A GIRLS BODY?!

Both Itsuki and Keiko were in utter shock as Kaneki brought a girls body in a bag to school.

Needless to say.

Itsuki: Kaneki why did you bring a body to our school?!

Keiko: And why is it a girl?! Is she dead?!

They were both panicking as they thought Kaneki had killed someone.

Kaneki: this was exactly why I didn't want to bring this body, oh well. Just calm down you two, she's not dead but she's not alive either.

Itsuki: What?! How is taht supposed to make sense?! And who is she?!

Kaneki looked at the body and said.

Kaneki: She's me.

Itsuki & Keiko: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Both Itsuki and Keiko didn't understand.

Kaneki: I might as well show you two.

Kaneki then got closer to the bag and gently got the body out of it without touching the skin.

Kaneki: Okay, any damages anywhere?

Kaneki inspected the body to see damages.

Keiko's thoughts*

(This feels wrong for some reason)

And after determining the body was alright.

Kaneki: alright let's do this.

Kaneki touched the body's skin and then.

Thud!

Kaneki's body collapsed.

Itsuki & Keiko: Kaneki?!

Sachi: Don't worry he's alright.

Keiko: But he just collapsed!

Itsuki: Yeah, that must've hurt.

Kotarou: It's okay, even if I go back to my main body I won't get hurt.

Itsuki: Huh?!

Keiko: She's alive?!

Both Itsuki and Keiko were shocked to see the body moving.

Itsuki: who are you?!

Itsuki and Keiko didn't understand what was happening.

Sachi: do you two not get it yet?

Itsuki: what?!

Natsuki: That girl in front of you is Kaneki.

Keiko: What?! No way!

Kotarou: well technically not a true girl since this body lacks many organs that real girls have and right now call me Kotarou.

Itsuki & Keiko: ...

Both Itsuki and Keiko were shocked to the core.

Itsuki: This girl's Kaneki?! There's no way!

Kotarou: Itsuki likes to talk about Keiko's panties when he is alone with me.

Itsuki: Argh!

Keiko: What?!

Natsuki & Shino: oh my that's embarrassing.

Sachi: exposed.

Yuuka: Wow who would've thought Itsuki-san was a perv.

Miku:It's kinda weird you talked about that stuff in front of Onii-chan.

Chikao: Hahaha!

The girls found the situation funny.

Itsuki: How did you know about that?!

Kotarou: when you first bribed to to come to your house to hang out 2 months ago.

Itsuki: It really is Kaneki?!

Keiko: Oi!

Itsuki: Eek!

Kotarou: well I guess I'll be coming to club in this body from now on huh?

Now that Kaneki- or should I say Kotarou, Shino, Yuuka and Miku has now entered the club, what club activities shall they do now?