a deal with hokage

it's been 2 months since that fated day when killed that enemy shit for the first time . that bastard face which I had some pity for actually came into my nightmares for next few days so the little shred of pity had long vanished now.

many interesting things happened in these 2 months . I regularly trained with dai as always except when uchiha loki my sadist sensei enjoyed bullying our team during D rank missions. seriously I know that new genins are absolutely prohibited from going outside the village as it is war time but still these missions were total crap .

I had to fucking endure my two child teammates nagging while cleaning dog kennels , babysitting babies etc . what a ridiculous excuse for a ninja sigh ..

by the way, I daily tried to approach tsunade through different tactics from books everyday but nothing seemed to work . but she finally stopped ignoring me completely and now her fists greet me when she is annoyed.

those are too dangerous but I like hot tempered lioness so I actually am relieved that at least she has me in mind . trust me , it's really not a pleasant feeling when the girl you like completely ignores you everytime. I guess I'm a masochist but only for my love .

then I guess hokage finally was fed up with me completely ignoring his warnings to stop chasing after tsunade as it was useless and she destroyed many properties while trying to shoo me everytime. hehe.. who cares about that old man anyway..

but I was really surprised as that old shit was not yet old but in his peak about 40 something old . that fox actually looked a little handsome too which I definitely didnt like as he was still was a close pervert with that face and beautiful wife biwako. anyway , the good thing is that hokage hiruzen was actually not a dark minded person at all . on the contrary he is a very lazy and kind old man but his fault is that he is delusional about his ideals for peace and will of fire. he is just like an overpowered ordinary old man who is not qualified to be a diplomat much less hokage who is the most authority holder in the village.

actually me and old man hokage now get along really well as both of us are close perverts . I practically cannot get tsunade out of my mind so I bang her for hours daily inside my mind though . well I'm a healthy young man so cannot wait long ..

I also met sakumo hatake future white fang of leaf as he hasn't got his title yet . I really want some cool title like this too but it's up to my enemies which is a little depressing though. why would they bother to think a cool nickname or title for me anyway ? ..

sakumo is very young and youthful man but he doesn't follow the principle of youth fire like dai and me . still though he is a really pleasant man who likes to be humble. he is way way better than those arrogant pricks of uchiha clan . the hatake clan KENJUTSU is of course a secret technique exclusive to their clan members but it cannot escape from the grasp of yours truly who has all powerful mature sharingan now.

fortunately I'm a sensor and a good one at that . so it was not difficult for me to hide my intent and chakra signature and secretly watch sakumo practice his KENJUTSU daily morning . hehe.. uchiha clan members most of them dont have strong bodies which can keep up with their powerful dynamic vision so they unconsciously try to limit their donuts powers . but yours truly is different so I practically copied the famous KENJUTSU style in just a few days down to basics .

well its principle was actually really simple. just stimulate your cells which are responsible for fast reflexes with lightning release chakra . the method was very dangerous as one could easily cripple their cells if they miss the timing between activating and deactivating the jutsu . anyway , with my chakra control it was not difficult to practice this hatake clan KENJUTSU after mastering lightning release but I dropped the idea . simply because my reflexes and endurance are super strong after basically tempering my body with chakra tempering full body technique almost all the time . so naturally my reflexes cells are stimulated too resulting is improved reaction speed . the only difference was that my improvement is passive effect while the hatake jutsu is a forceful one ...

now I'm waiting for old man hokage because it's time to complete our deal ..

* creak .. *

" oh.. ren chan , looks like you cannot wait anymore like I expected . " the old man arrived from the door in his usual red white long clothes which seriously dont match his style .

tch.. this danzo hasn't established his root yet but already has started spying on hokage with his some puppets. I feel him as hokage will actually ruin the hard work of ninja by signing peace treaties with enemy villages easily at small terms but danzo has a different motive . he just wants to become hokage himself even using dirty means . simply he is jealous of hiruzen while the old man hokage is too kind and ignores this fact which in turn causes danzo to move more freely with his plans ..

the good thing is that I'm not famous yet so that shit puppet leaves me alone everytime I come here because spying on hokage who has sharp senses is really risky. danzo simply cannot afford even the slightest disturbance to his plans yet before officially gaining support of elders to form his root . politics is really same dirty in every world sigh...

" ahem! old man , did you fix the date ? you know I may not be powerful yet but i can guarantee you that it wont do anything good to you if you try to deceive me !! " this old man maybe be clumsy in management and politics but in shamelessness is the master of jiraya who is future in charge of whole spy network .

hokage just laughed as he was not going to be bothered by my threats but he will definitely regret if he lies to me now..

fortunately old man was desperate too so he fulfilled the other part of his deal beautifully .

" ren chan , it was not easy to convince that spoiled disciple of mine but I managed somehow. the time and location is 5 am tomirrow in training grounds 44 ( forest of death) . I know its useless to say this but still try not to piss of tsunade much as she will definitely smash the forest otherwise .."

good old man , I cant promise anything but hehe .. finally I can fight with tsunade . that blonde beauty promised me that she will date me if I beat her in battle but never specified the exact time . old man , I was right to bribe you for this shit ..

( author note - I thought that tsunade can only be won over by beating her in a fight so next chapter will focus on their fight .. as for what ren promised hokage for this deal ? you can find out in next chapter too )