Addicted to squatting

Spicy Tiao Bibimbap is the most unpalatable dark dish Ye Shu has ever tasted. It is simply the best in the world.

 But he had to bite the bullet and eat a few spoonfuls to avoid Xiao Leng being disappointed.

 After a few spoonfuls of it, Ye Shu immediately felt his stomach churning, and there was a gurgling sound. It was obvious that his stomach and intestines had received 10,000 points of critical damage, and the damage extended from his throat down to his anus.

 "It's delicious. It's great. I'm going to go to the toilet first after I'm full. You should also take a shower and rest. It's dirty and doesn't look good."

 Ye Shu forced a smile, Xiao Leng felt so happy in his heart, and the strange smile on his face became even brighter.

 "Thank you for teaching me how to cook. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have learned it overnight."

 It was easy to talk about, it was just a trivial matter. Ye Shu was about to cry but had no tears. He waved his hands and hurriedly went to the toilet to squat. He couldn't bear it anymore.

 This day was probably his darkest day. He felt extremely uncomfortable in his stomach. He squatted for more than half an hour before he came out. His face was already pale, his legs were trembling, and he was dizzy.

 It was so bad after just eating it once, and I haven't had it since. No matter how nice the cute girl is, I can't let her cook anymore.

 Ye Shu lamented and moved to the living room while holding on to the wall. When he passed by the bathroom and glanced around, he saw Xiao Lengguang lying stiffly in the bathtub, rubbing her body.

 If the foam hadn't been rubbed out to cover the mysterious part, Ye Shu would have been able to see her two little white rabbits.

 He quickly looked away, thinking to himself about Amitabha, don't look at anything inappropriate.

 "Why don't you close the door?"

 Ye Shu asked and reached out to pull the door. Xiao Leng was startled and shrank into the water: "I forgot. I'm used to it at home. I'm not allowed to close the bathroom door for sixteen years."

 I go

 Xiao Leng cannot close the bathroom door when taking a shower at home. Boss Su is so sick. Xiao Leng has developed this habit. She is even numb and can even forget to close the door when in other people's homes.

 Ye Shu secretly felt pitiful and quickly closed the door and said, "Remember this from now on. You are going to live a new life. Forget everything about the past."

 Xiao Leng hummed softly and silently scrubbed her smooth and white body.

 Ye Shu continued to hold on to the wall and returned to the living room. The abdominal pain had not yet subsided. He went to the sofa and never wanted to move again.

 At this time, Liu Youyou came out and looked around at the bedroom door for a while before carefully walking out.

 "Why are you a thief?"

 Ye Shu asked feebly, and Liu Youyou smiled evilly: "Xiao Leng cooked the food all night. My nose is so sensitive that I could smell the danger long ago. Fortunately, I didn't come out and didn't have to taste it."

 Ye Shu's old face twitched, it turned out that this vixen had been hiding and letting himself suffer alone.

 "It's actually quite delicious, especially the spicy rice noodles. It's full of flavor and is better than three or five bottles. You should try it too."

 Ye Shu said with a fake smile, wanting to trick the vixen. However, the vixen's sense of smell is so easy to deceive. She smiled charmingly: "If you are not good, Xiao Leng will be left to you from now on. You teach her how to cook and suffer by yourself. I still have to go to work and steal blood for you." Where is the bag? By the way, the monster market will open soon, you have to go with me, remember."

 Liu Youyou should go to work after her busy work, otherwise the blood bag will be exhausted.

 After she finished speaking, she went to dress up, and then hurried out to avoid being caught by Xiao Leng trying the food.

 Ye Shu went back to his room while holding on to the wall. Don't let the spicy rice noodles ruin your mood on such a peaceful and peaceful day. He quickly went to play games and have fun.

 He has nothing to do, and his favorite thing is to be paralyzed at home. Doing nothing and enjoying the life of a homebody is one of the joys of life.

 Unfortunately, things went against his wishes, and he finally made up his mind to enter the game. Xiao Leng appeared after taking a shower.

 Xiao Leng had already changed into a set of clothes, a white T-shirt and black mid-calf socks, and her thighs were exposed, as if she was not wearing pants.

 Ye Shu almost squirted when he saw it. He couldn't help but look at it a few more times, and quickly said seriously: "Ahem, Xiao Leng, why don't you wear pants?"

 Xiao Leng was holding a cup of tea in her hand. She looked down and said, "I'm wearing it. The T-shirt is too long and it's covered."

 Ye Shu took a look and saw that the T-shirt was really too long. Liu Youyou bought it without thinking about it at all. It was so long that it covered her buttocks.

 But Wei Mao feels so subtle. The cute girl with twin ponytails is wearing mid-calf socks and such a long T-shirt. There is a hint of eroticism mixed in with the cuteness.

 Ye Shu thought for a while and cursed himself secretly, why he was becoming more and more like a beast, always thinking wildly.

 He grabbed the mouse and shook it, not daring to look further: "What's wrong? Make me some tea."

 Xiao Leng obviously smiled, but unfortunately he couldn't make this expression, so he could only say coldly: "Well, this is also my own creation, you will definitely like it."

 As soon as he heard that he had made it himself, Ye Shu broke into a cold sweat on the spot, stiffened his head and looked around: "What kind of tea?"

 Xiao Leng handed him the tea cup: "Latiao makes tea. The tea is so red and beautiful. I named it ice black tea."

 Ye Shu spurted out a mouthful of old blood, his hands couldn't help trembling, and he stammered: "I'm not thirsty yet, you can put it here first, I will drink it later."

 Xiao Leng did not refuse, gently put the tea cup down, and then walked out happily.

 Ye Shu breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he didn't have to drink it on the spot, otherwise he would have died suddenly.

 He thought about finding an opportunity to pour it out secretly. He must not drink it.

 However, she underestimated Xiao Leng's persistence. After Ye Shu played the game for a while, he vaguely felt someone at the door. He couldn't help but turn around and saw that Xiao Leng was lying at the door looking at him, with only half of his head exposed and a ponytail still swaying.

 As soon as Ye Shu looked at her, she retracted her head and didn't know where she went.

 Ye Shu scratched his head and continued to play the game for a few minutes. When he glanced out of the corner of his eyes, Xiao Leng was peeking at him again, his eyes full of expectation.

 Her intention was obvious. She wanted to see Ye Shu drinking tea as soon as possible and then come to listen to the comments. She peeped so as not to miss Ye Shu drinking tea.

 Ye Shu's heart skipped a beat. It was either bad or not. He couldn't even fall like this.

 He pretended to be calm, and when he saw Xiao Leng retracting his head, he quickly stood up, grabbed the tea cup and went to the window, intending to pour it out.

 Finally, when I walked to the window, Xiao Leng jumped in: "Do you want to drink?"

 Ye Shu shook his hand and almost smashed the tea cup.

 "Haha, yes, yes, such a beautiful tea should be tasted slowly. I went to the window and looked at the beautiful scenery, and my mood was ups and downs. This situation is the most suitable for drinking tea."

 Ye Shu forced a smile and said, Xiao Leng looked at him closely, looking forward to his evaluation.

 Ye Shu broke his teeth and swallowed, took a deep breath and raised his head to drink tea, and drank it all in one gulp.

 "Okay, I, Mr. Ye, have never praised anyone else's tea art in my life. You, Su Xiaoleng, are the first one. I'm convinced."

 Ye Shu gave a thumbs up and shouted, Xiao Leng actually jumped for joy, and the weird smile appeared on his cold face again.

 "As long as you like it, I'll pamper you every day from now on. I finally found the value of life. It's so freeing to be out of my father's control."

 If Xiao Leng's body wasn't too stiff, she might have turned around and jumped with her eyes closed.

 Ye Shu smiled slightly and strode to the toilet: "Okay, okay, you have been busy all night, go and have a rest."

 Xiao Leng was finally satisfied and went back to his room to rest, while Ye Shu went into the toilet again, vomiting and defecating. The scene was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to look at it.

 And this was just the beginning of the nightmare. In the next ten days, Xiao Leng completely let go of his hands and feet, and played all kinds of tricks with an expressionless face every day, so scared that Liu Youyou didn't dare to stay at home.

 For the sake of his own safety, Ye Shu had to keep an eye on Xiao Leng and carefully teach her how to cook.

 However, even so, Xiao Leng's cooking skills couldn't bear to be looked at. Ye Shu was miserable and was already addicted to shitting and wasting away day by day.

 Finally, the autumn monster market opened. Early that morning, Ye Shu put on a suit and leather shoes, combed his hair like an adult, and dragged Liu Youyou out.

 "Let's go and come back in half a year."