IM YELLIN TIMBURRR

I had too much fun writing this chapter anyways sorry for delays some real issues came up within my family and as dom toretto once said, "everyone is looking for the thrill, but what's real is family"

anyways hope you enjoy this chapter lol I was considering just making this non cannon then I showed this to my brother who Lucifer (other than being the literal devil) is based on, and he said, "this is cannon" so who is gonna argue with the man

I promise I won't

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A dark figure lays on a pitch black ground snoring in a black void, beside his head lies a jet black spear radiating trails of purple energy

the figure suddenly opens their eyes as with heaviness in their movements they slowly stand up and pick up the spear letting out a quick yawn as a distance sound blasts out in the distance

The figure seems confused for a moment as they hear the void slightly rumble as now echoes of music fill it's surroundings

The figure closes their eyes as they focus, another being is moving rapidly towards them and don't seem as if their looking for a napping spot

The figure sighs for a moment as the music gets louder, the void rupture as if glass shattered as suddenly they are in front of a pitch black spear with red edges and a golden hilt

In front of the figure appears kymani as on his shoulder to the figures confusion is a old looking boombox that suddenly stops playing music

The figure yawns as kymani declares loudly, " HELLO FUCKBOIII, I've come to get it back in blood " our protagonist speaks after setting down his boombox cracking his knuckles

The figure rubs their eyes not letting their guard down before saying, " Did the previous beat down teach you nothing of your strength, why can't you just lay down and give up "

sloth says already tired of the situation their both in, however kymani doesn't back down as he slowly steps in sliding down into the invisible pitch black hole

looking face to face at sloth he pulls out a remote and clicks a big red button as a scratchy sound fills their ears, sloth sweat drops as he says, " you have got to be kidding me "

Kymani smiles further as he makes a sword out of pride, " I'm not kidding you...infact it's going down " a female singer happily says at the same time as kymani as he rushes to sloth

Sloth immediately summons a horde of small needles which are extremely slow as they catch momentum, "IM YELLIN TIMBURRR" Kymani says with a smile on his face fearlessly looking at sloth

suddenly they all launch at breakneck speeds but kymani simply spins his sword rapidly in a circle as he jumps parrying them, " YOU BETTER MOVE "

As the distance between them closes sloth gives up with his horde of needles and quickly gets into a fighting stance as you rush him with your blade

sparks fly as rapidly they trade strikes with sloth using his spear for strong thrusts gathering momentum before striking and kymani with a rampant smile creates multiple petal shaped shields to block them before striking with his own blade

" YOU BETTER DANCE " kymani screeches as from the back of his body 4 arms spawn with a blade in each as he attempts to overwhelm sloth as they trade blows

Sloth however keeps his distance and gracefully travels around the void as it shakes from their intense battle, neither despite their best attempts can get over the other as sloth stalls the air surrounding kymani's momentum and backflips away as kymani is suddenly sent flying into the air

" LETS MAKE A NIGHT " he says in perfect sync with his boombox as sloth summons another barrage of needles at his inactive body in the air

Kymani however simply rebounds as he is rapidly sent towards sloths direction as sloth stops and gathers momentum in his spear as kymani rapidly approaches, "YOU WONT REMEMBERR"

as they both put their all into this last attack a wolf like shadow appears behind sloth as he gathers momentum

Meanwhile Kymani holds his 6 blades in an asterisk like shape as he charges onward to meet sloth as a raging asura shadow appears behind him

All reality seems to break like glass as the space near the 2 rupture as their attacks meet each other as kymani says, " I'LL BE THE ONE, YOU WONT FORGETTT"

The void ruptures as the asura cuts the wolf shadow into pieces as suddenly everything stops as a purple smoke oozes from the battle scene

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golden particles float in the air bringing clarity as we see kymani with his knees bent looking at a slowly fading Sloth

Sloth coughs as he slowly fades, " well kid looks like you grew up since I last saw you " as his legs disappear leaving his upper body to decay

" well I wouldn't say completely I had to go for the disrespect " I say smiling at the results of my training

" guess that's what happens when you train for 2 years heh " The fading spirit says depressingly as his arms and body have faded away leaving his head

Silent from this endeavor as Timber by Pitbull plays in the background I look upwards and ask, " hey do you think this is gonna get any easier? "

There's a slight yawn as he coughs midway between, " whelp guess I can finally catch up on that nap, hey I'm even in my favorite spot " he says with a smile as he fades away into the endless darkness not answering my question

" darker, and darker, yet still darker " I monologue with the fitting statement as suddenly the golden light surrounds me like Saturns rings rotating

Slowly it shrinks down and splits into 2 small rings that absorb into my shoes as suddenly instead of my normal new balance kicks which suspiciously now that I think about it are still perfectly fine

Turn into something reminiscent of that show I watched on Netflix, " Sonic Prime? I think it was yeah " curious but still busy I decide to leave the testing for later since it's time for my second raid boss

I think as I look at the green patch of glowing grass that appeared where Sloth.... Returned to Lucifer, anyways I push past and walk onwards to the patch and as I step on it the void shakes as it seeming crumbles upon itself

I sit down patiently on the surprisingly comfy grass as the void crunches itself from a huge arena to a cylinder surrounding me as I suddenly feel a lack of gravity as I slowly float off the ground

The grass I was on disappears as if it was never there as I'm suddenly floating in the middle of a space like area, unperturbed however due to a similar feeling 'training' with Cloud Retainer

however ignoring that I focus and look around trying to use hell to pay to feel for opposing vibrations, however I then remember this is space so slightly slapping myself on the head I create a board with pride manipulation and as soon as I step on it my boots glow

Suddenly runic carvings cover my artificial bard as it feels just like normal land as my kicks gain little rockets at the back with foot holsters made out of pride appearing

Happy with this interesting development I fly around in this space like area blindly however I didn't need long to notice an issue

" is that fucking guzzlord " I say looking at what seems to be my next enemy gluttony however I'm extremely small compared to it seemingly the size of 2 apartment complexes

However I'm given no time to think as suddenly tentacles come out of nowhere which I dodge and I see Guzzlord looking predatorily at me

"aw shit"

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Whelp look like our boi had a little bit of an upgrade on his training, this will be exemplified more during after this little boss rush of his

Whew a 2 year time skip if that was converted into pennies I'd have 2 pennies which isn't a lot but it's wierd it happened twice

anyways my schedule is gonna be shit because again family issues but I'm as much here for the ride as y'all are, so hope y'all have a nice day

✌️ peace

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