Trey's Encounter With a Goddess

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My pc blew my head into smithereens.

"Pffffff, I'm sorry, I can't stop!" A woman was clutching her stomach, wheezing, the sound of her laughter echoed in the….. Wait where the hell am I?! The woman laughed even harder when she noticed my bewildered state.

"Ohh, It's been so long since the last time I ever laughed this hard.." She beamed while wiping her tears.

"Listen here kid, I'm not going to repeat myself twice as explaining things to people got really annoying for me, especially explaining it to people like you."

Who the fuck is she calling a kid? Me?! I'm fucking 24!

"Yes you kid, you're the kid." She READ MY GODDAMN MIND! Wait, if she could read my mind…. And I'm in an unrecognizable place, I reached for my chin, intending to place my hand on it as a "thinking expression".

._.

MY HAND WENT THROUGH MY FACE! No no no no no, masaka. Watashi wa shinda?

"Yes, you are indeed dead, and please stop speaking that heavy anime accent Japanese, you don't look cool you look cringe." She shook her head, hand on her forehead.

What a weird god, yes she was indeed beautiful, with snow-white hair, the same goes for her captivating eyes, sharp nose, and plump rosy pink lips. The main dish was her body, large breasts, yeah I'm a sucker when it comes to large breasts, a thin waist, and a voluptuous ass. This "person" right here was living proof of the infamous desired woman, an Angelic face but a devilish body.

Shit, we drifted from the topic, anyways as I was saying, she's weird man, everybody tells me that my Japanese is fluent-

"Can you stop getting lost in your thoughts and focus with me for a sec?" She seemed to be unfazed by the lustful remarks I had about her, well probably because multiple people had those thoughts about her before, she only had a little nerve throbbing on her temple.

"Of course, a person that bought pc parts from fucking Alibaba won't be able to stay focused, HA! No wonders your Chinese power supply blew your head up after getting that sudden electric power. This nerd even plays fucking genshin! Oh, I did hear something about genshin players, I wonder what it is… Oh yeah! Genshin players are known to have never touched or seen real-life grass, and they get absolutely no bitches!" She exclaimed, spit launched from her mouth like a cannonball to my face. "Bu-"

"Nah let me finish, On top of getting no girls, you also get no real jobs! Oh yeah sorry, I forgot that you don't leave your crusty chair only to shit and pee"

"That's not tr-"

"Let's not talk about your role-playing in discord, that shit was some dark times ma friend some dark times!"

"Sto-"

"Oh how about your social life, that shit as negative as your GPA my friend. Get those Cheetos coated ahh fingertips and rotting toenails outa here kid"

"I'm sorry man! I'm sorry just stop, I'll listen to you!" I dropped to my knees and begged her to stop, this bitch was ruthless.

"…Oh it seems that I went a little overboard there… Cough, Cough. Anyways, since I finally got your full attention, let's continue on with our topic, you are indeed dead, and this white open space is where you'll take your next life decisions. Oh and I don't need to explain how you died, right?" She asked with a devilish smile.

"No, there's no need." I don't want to get reminded of the absolute roasting I got through, Tis just a scratch compared to a cod lobby though.

"Well, good. Here are your choices, you either get birthed into the same world you lived in, or reincarnated in a magic world?" She presented my choices simply, without adding any further explanation.

"Can I ask one question before I decide?"

"Yes, what is it?" She crossed her arms and tapped her leg lightly against the floor.

"Why wasn't I judged on whether I was going to hell or heaven?"

"That's basically because you have neutral karma, you didn't hurt nor did any good for a noticeable amount of times during your lifetime, as you didn't have much interaction with the outside world since the end of your teenage years." Her saying that made me recall unpleasant memories, something I couldn't express through my face because of my white blank soul, the goddess seemed to notice that but she didn't ounce a word about it.

"Will that be enough?"

"Yeah, I chose the reincarnation option. Wait, this can't be for free, in every single reincarnation anime I watched, there was always a catch, what's the catch?"

"Oh, what's that? I didn't hear you well, well since you took your decision, I'll just reincarnate you straight away. Have fun!" She smiled while waving at me, I tried to refute her, I didn't give my complete agreement yet, there must've been an "are you sure prompt", but I couldn't open my mouth! What a fucking scam!

My body well, my soul got sucked into a black hole that suddenly formed above me, that shit sucked me like a vacuum cleaner.

....

It was dark, pitch black, complete opposite of the room where I met the goddess, here, there wasn't any source of light, making it also dead silent, it made me wish for the annoying buzzing sound of the flies back in my world.

I was in here for a long period, well if you wanna really know how long was it, imagine a 2 hours long Earth and Life Science lecture, yeah it wasn't that long but it felt immeasurably long. The only thing that prevented me from going crazy were those jokes I cracked like an egg from time to time, you understood the joke? Cracking an egg is pretty similar to cracking jokes- Ah forget it.

[Hello.] The goddess's voice had spoken, but I couldn't see her anywhere…

GASP, did I get the iconic op system, maybe this traumatizing experience is my mother's womb! Can it be the time for me to be born? I knew that I wouldn't regret it! Gimme that op system!

[No, this is not a system specifically made for you]

What a bummer, but then what is it?

[And you can't ask me questions as this is prerecorded]

Bruh

[Now that we got that out of the way, I've got good news and bad news. Let's start with the good news.]

[The good news is that you'll be able to live freely in the magic world I'm reincarnating you in, you'll be overpowered; making you in full control of your fate there. You can be a king, have a harem, even an emperor if you wish to.]

What! I don't even give a singular fuck about the bad news then, Hahahaha!

[That's where the bad news comes in place, for you to claim this cool life, you need to be a system that can be gained through consuming a mythical medicine.]

[The person who consumes you needs to succeed in life and become emperor of that world, or at least be recognized as one. Don't worry, you'll have free will as a system, so you do have the option to not help the user. But if you do want to help him and gain your own body, you can continue listening…. I don't really care about your opinion you'll listen anyways, the only feature you have is that you have full access to a NASA pc and a fast and stable Internet connection, as for the way you'll use it, that's all on you and your user's creativity.]

[Anyways bye-bye, and don't forget to have fun!]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

And that's the reason why I was consumed by a fucking salmon then was eaten by a goddamn child, A FUCKING CHILD.