[WE ARE DEAD]

Look me and my brother Mario we running currently from death itself today it was our birthday which ment we could do anything and get away with it because we are awesome and supper cool.
Well turns out we messed up and the best part it wasn't even us we were getting blamed for stealing stuff that was not ours first of all I cant run fast from the police cause of my ankle and my brother broke his arm how tf are we supposed to steal and get away with it well turns out it was my cousin that stole a pearl earing which was rich money well mom apologized but hurt me and my brother feeling we didn't even have the energy left to deal with that so instead we went to sleep.