Dragon

"Nggh...!"

Crap. My head hurt like hell... How many beers did I drink last night?

The very first thing I felt when I'd regained consciousness was a very foul feeling that I couldn't think will happen to me one day.

I'm a very responsible drinker. When I felt tipsy, I'll immediately call it and stop, I never wanted to be wrecked early in the morning. Therefore I have always keep in mind to be mindful when drinking alone.

However, I'm not the only one who drinks beer last night, I can still remember Takiya and Ms. Kobayashi, and when I escorted Ms. Kobayashi to the station to take her home; like always, so there's no way I'll be like these when I have a responsibility in my hand, much more like the very irresponsible drinker like her.

"Whatever... Time to wake-?"

Before I could even stand up and get ready for today I felt a presence beside me which horrified me the most!

MS. KOBAYASHI IS WITH ME IN THE SAME BED!!!

I froze.

I can't even breathe.

Many thoughts immediately form in my head, like...

Did we do it last night? No, no, no! We have clothes-on so there's only a little chance it happened... But there's still a chance!!!

Did someone prank us!? Is it Takiya? No. Takiya would never do something as serious as these.

Don't tell me I molested Ms. Kobayashi last night!!? Oh crap!!!

As I dive deeper into my thoughts the many unpleasant scenarios I could come up with made me anxious.

It all ended behind bars!!!

Therefore I didn't notice her when she woke up, still groggily.

Our eyes met, I was terrified while she was having none.

Getting up to sit on the bed she greeted me. "Good morning, Koba. Yawn..."

It seems she's still asleep still not aware what our circumstances. The beer last night did score on her.

I did not respond or I don't think I can. I stayed quiet, and I wish I would disappear, right here, right now.

She stood up and walk away. However, she bumped into my small closet just beside my bed.

"...huh? When did I put my closet in here. Wait a minute? This isn't mine?"

As though she remembered me she shifts her gaze towards me and the confusion she had in her eyes turned into different emotions before fixing into embarrassment - her face was getting red.

"W-what happened last night!!? Did we do it!?

"..." I remained silent.

I slipped into my bed down to the floor and knelt.

I don't know what happened either! But better apologize first before denying it!!

All evidence pointed at me, this my apartment, a man brings a drunk woman into his bed! I have no say what could happen next!

"... A-answer me, DAMNNIT!!"

Crap! I need to salvage this situation. I think my choice of action is wrong, she must've thought that I did something and asking for forgiveness.

"M-ms. Kobayashi, I-i can explain." I was stuttering, my words are stuck in my throat.

"Explained what!!? You could've just asked me and we can do it, no need to reach this point!!!"

...Wait. Hold-up. Did my hearing pick up something?

I look up and saw her reddish face looking down at me.

Should I ask if I heard it right? No. That would put me into a much more awkward situation.

"Ms. Kobayashi, please hear me first. I don't know either what happened last night, I swear! I just woke up and saw us at this state, please believe me!!"

I lowered my head again to make it more sincere. Now I only hope she believes me.

"And besides," I continued. "Our clothes were still intact after I woke up so I think nothing happened. B-but of course, that just my conclusion there's no need to believe me!"

"Y-y-you! How can you just speculate such a serious matter!!? What if I'm pregnant? What will you do!?"

"Then I'll just marry you!!"

"..."

"..."

Crap!! Why did I blurted that out!?

Silence followed after my bold answer. I don't know what's her reaction is, I just have to find out.

I look up again to see her. Her face was getting redder and her head was emitting steam as though she was about to explode.

Is she angry at my statement. Crap. I might've made my situation worst than I already had.

"W-w... D-d-do you e-even know w-what you're saying? We still even had any date much more about marriage. We still have no idea if something really happened last night... Y-y-you... Geez..."

As she was speaking, she kept avoiding my line of sight as she was getting redder than normal until she was covered by her sleeves.

Huh? I quite don't understand... Is she wanted me to take responsibility or not?

I hate myself having no self-awareness handling such as simple situation as this. She was in the corner her probably many thoughts were boggling inside her mind. I have to consult her somehow.

I stood up and put my arms behind her and rest her head on my chest.

"How about some coffee. Let's refresh ourselves first before we talk about these out. What do you say?"

I know she loves coffee than anything else in the morning, that might help her lessen the worries inside her head and think this through with clear mind.

Regardless, of coffee or none, we have to talk about these situation through!

I can't quite see her face due to our position but I felt her body ease down after she vibrated when I rest her head in my chest.

She nodded and I felt her soft hand slid behind my back. Thank goodness, it works.

Making coffee is something I can be proud of so that a plus for me pleasing her in this situation.

Out of topic but, she's really so cute when sipping at my mag. I wanna hug her so badly!!

We have a thorough talk about what we'll do next and how we will interact with each other after this.

I'd suggest we could check her hymen if it's been breached which receive a very strong punch in my nagging, she was burning hot, yet she agreed.

However, she says we should go at some date first before it could ever happen as she was saying she's not an easy woman which I don't think she is, it's a very redundant word coming from her in my opinion.

The working time is on just the clock after we finish, so we put on some perfume, we have no time fixing ourselves or we would be late.

Before we could exit my apartment she threatened me not to talk about what happened hear, not even a single soul what happened to the two of us with her deathly glare.

Of course, I oblige.

Opening the door of my apartment I saw something out of ordinary, I should instead seeing my neighboring apartment complex, which where Ms. Kobayashi live in, but instead, this giant-ass lizard is looking at me eye to eye as of now.

If I'm being specific, it's a Dragon.

Yep! You've heard me right 'n aight no stutter on my words. It's a giant-ass Dragon!!

I was frozen on the spot even Ms. Kobayashi just behind my back.

Before we could react to call someone help so that they could call a Hero and hope for it to be Watchdog Man that protects the whole Q-city the dragon in front of us then shine into a light and transformed into a maid.

She bounces in front of us and the jiggle physics makes its magical works right through my eyes, and greeted both of us.

"Good morning, Oto-san! Oka-san!"

...huh?