My Face is My Best Asset
Back on Earth, I used to wear shorts everyday.
Not because I was lazy... who am I kidding? I'm f*cking lazy. I wore shorts because they're easy to put on and stuff.
So "showing off my legs" isn't a bit deal. It wasn't... until I came to this Wuxia world, where I learned that "showing off your legs" is the greatest insult anyone could do to another person in a fight.
F*ck me.
I glanced up at junior brother. If face palms existed, I was sure he'd be face palming.
Even I wanted to face palm.
"Um..." I said, "Can you just forget about it?"
Silence.
D*mn it. ORZ
Just don't aim for my face.