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"Oops, oh, I'm going to be late!! The supermarket in city A has a big discount, especially the steak, which is an unprecedented discount. It must be fast, it must be fast, it must be faster, and it is discounted. Run to City A before the event is over. Be fast! Be faster! Be faster!"

　　A bald head wearing a yellow tights, a white cloak and red gloves is running madly. While running fast, while muttering in his mouth.

　　The speed of this bald head is very fast. His speed has surpassed the speed of sound, or even the speed of light. The whole person is like a yellow lightning, which is fleeting. People on the road can't even find his existence, only waiting. After he rushed for several seconds, a gust of wind blew up, lifting up the skirts of the girls.

　　"Ah!"

　　"Why is there such a strong wind suddenly, damn it!"

　　"Asshole, it's gone!"

　　"White, white."

　　"Okay, I'm so excited, this wind is really awesome."

　　The bald head had never thought about the consequences of his such high-speed charge. There was only a steak left in his mind. Except for this, everything else had completely disappeared from his mind.

　　The speed of the bald head is too fast, and this speed has even begun to distort the space, and even under such a high-speed charge, not only the space, but even the time has already begun to twist.

　　Boo~~~

　　A strange sound suddenly sounded.

　　"Huh? It feels like something is wrong. But forget it, discounted steak is the most important thing. I haven't eaten meat for a long time. So the sky is big, and the discounted steak is the largest."

　　The bald head muttered, without stopping at all, the figure flashed past.

　　And at the moment when the bald head disappeared, it was like a broken mirror. Some broken space fragments appeared out of thin air. Then a woman wearing a yellow robe appeared. The most peculiar thing was that this woman was also a bald head. !

　　"It's here, a space channel suddenly appeared. Although it was only a flash, it still left some traces, but, what about the intruder?" The bald woman frowned slightly, and she glanced around, but she didn't notice any intrusion at all. Traces of entrants.

　　"Who is it? Domam is an intruder from another dimension?" The bald woman muttered to herself, "It's just that, except for the residual space, there are no traces left here, no dark energy fluctuations. There are no other energy fluctuations either. So, is it just a space-time channel that is accidentally broken? Or is it a black hole that suddenly appears and disappears?"

　　The bald woman didn't find any clues. At last she shook her head and stretched out her hands. A magic circle formed in her hands. The magic appeared from the magic circle and wiped it out where there were residual time and space energy fluctuations, eliminating all trace.

　　"I don't know if it's good or bad. I hope there won't be too many accidents." The bald woman finished speaking, drew a circle in her palm, and a circular space door appeared. Stepping into it, the space door disappeared, never again. There is no trace.

　　...

　　"...That's why! What the hell is this place! Why don't you know it at all! Where is this place! Did I get lost? No!!! My discounted steak!!!" The bald man Saitama let out a cry He screamed, his legs softened, he knelt on the ground, his hands on the ground, tears in his eye sockets, his financial condition was very bad recently, he hadn't eaten meat for a long time.

　　"squeak--"

　　A sports car almost stopped close to Mr. Saitama's body. The man with a moustache in the sports car frowned slightly, looking at Mr. Saitama who was blocking the road, and banged his horn twice: "The clown who is blocking the road, please Let me tell you, I don't have time to watch this clown show now."

　　Mr. Saitama looked up blankly.

He looked at the sports car that almost hit him, and looked at the man sitting in the sports car looking at him with a frown. Touched his bald head: "Well, do you know how to get to City A? I seem to be lost."　　"What?" Tony Stark was taken aback when he heard Saitama ask this question.

　　Tony Stark, he thought about many situations, like Saitama in strange costumes, looks like a clown actor with a bald head, he thought maybe Saitama would ask him for some money as a clown performance fee, or maybe In other situations, the only thing he didn't expect was that the other party would ask him for directions at this time.

　　"Well, I'm going to City A, where steaks are on sale, and the time is almost over, so I have to rush to the supermarket before the discount event ends. So, do you know how to get to City A?" Mr. Saitama pulled out A somewhat wrinkled leaflet with the word "discount" written on it.

　　"So, you stopped Mr. Tony Stark, the richest man in the world, just to ask if you can buy steaks at a discount?" Tony Stark's expression is as strange as it is.

　　"Yeah, there is not much time. So, where is City A? Would you please tell me?" Mr. Saitama nodded vigorously, and looked at Tony Si with those eyes that looked like dead fish. Tucker.

　　"This joke is not funny." Tony Stark scowled.

　　"Huh? A joke? No? Obviously this leaflet says that steak is discounted?" Mr. Saitama quickly read the leaflet with the word "discount" written on it again.

　　"Mr. Clown, are you an actor with a degree in acting? I have to say that your acting skills are good. But I don't have time to play this kind of clown show game with you. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com "Tony Si Tucker curled his lips: "So, get out of the way!"

　　Saitama still looked dumb, scratching his bald head twice, and found that he didn't understand what the guy who called himself Tony Stark was saying. However, Saitama still took two steps to the side and stepped aside: "That—"

　　"Well, seeing you impressed me with this peculiar way, I give you a chance. This is my business card. You can take it to Stark Industries for an interview. I have to say, you This kind of job hunting method is very novel and very good. It left a deep impression on me, especially your image is very distinctive. I will probably not forget it in a short time." Tony Stark pointed at Saitama Give a thumbs up.

　　"Huh?" Saitama looked at the business card in his hand blankly, but he still didn't understand what was going on. But it seems that the other party wants to find a job for himself?

　　"That me—"

　　"Wow!"

　　Tony Stark's sports car rushed directly past Saitama.

　　"Well, you haven't told me how to get to City A..." Saitama murmured what he just wanted to say while looking at the sports car that was going away.

　　ps: Some readers may ask why Mr. Saitama speaks English and understands English? This is very unreasonable. Well, the explanation given by the author is that this teacher Saitama rushed out of the English version. Or maybe, in fact, whether it's Mr. Saitama or Tony Stark, they all speak Chinese, because both of them are in Chinese.

　　It's reasonable to explain it this way. Just like in Japanese anime, the whole world speaks Japanese, Hollywood movies, the whole universe speaks English, so in this book, everyone speaks Chinese, which is also very reasonable, right. Bar.