Another year passed
The Neko-boy accidentally called Hiro dad the other day. That was awkward. Zerotwo was so happy she hugged the kid and Isabella was just there with a silly face as usual. Hiro patted Naruto on the head, now he had another kid, kinda crazy how he just adopted Naruto but, he didn't hate it.
The kid was nice and likable.
He was just lonely and how he had a family, Hiro hoped he wouldn't change too much, but alas, he really had no idea. He heard that Naruto was still shit at Chakra control, so that was a good thing. Hopefully, he still stole the shadow clone jutsu.
Hiro sighed to himself, sitting outside his shop, he didn't want the Shadow Clone Jutsu for himself, he really wanted Naruto to have it, after everything, he'll train Naruto. It was a bit cruel, but it needed to happen, if his control got better and he graduated, that would be a problem.
Hiro was sleeping outside the store when a man coughed and jolted Hiro awake. He looked around and saw Asuma, he rubbed his eyes and said "Hello!" Asuma said "Hello! I was told you have good Chakra Blades?" Hiro smiled and said "The best!"
He walked into the shop and picked up the knuckle knives, giving them to Asuma saying "I've seen you walking around with these. I can guarantee they are much better than the ones you have now. You can test them, if you'd like."
Asuma held the knives and said "I will." Hiro said "No problem." before bringing him outside to a steel pole he put up. Hiro said "You can use them even without Chakra first." Asuma said in shock "Without Chakra?! On steel?!" Hiro smiled and nodded, adding "If they break, you won't have to pay anything."
Asuma looked at him like he was crazy and Hiro added "If they even chip, dent, bend, or crack, I'll fix them and give them to you for free." Asuma smirked and slashed out at the steel pole. Hiro smoked by the side and Asuma's eyes widened as the steel pole was neatly sliced horizontally.
Hiro held the pole and stuck it in the ground next to the steel stump, Asuma looked at the knives carefully but didn't see anything, the knives were still sharp and perfect. Hiro patted the steel pole and said "Try with Chakra."
Asuma took a few steps back and waved the blades, the steel pole was cut again and all the way through! Asuma said "Better range!" Hiro smiled and caught the falling steel pole saying "Better everything, only 15 million Ryo." as he put the steel pole back into the ground and looked at the poles before sighing.
He should really make these out of Vibranium or something, but that would defeat the purpose...
Asuma said "I'll take them." Hiro smiled and said "No problem!" before going into the shop and ringing Asuma up.
One sale at a time, will lead to success!
Asuma paid for his blades and left happily. Hiro went back to sitting outside and relaxing.
2 years passed
Hiro had gone to the library and read all the medical ninja books and everything about Chakra. He was sitting at home when Naruto came back home one night saying "DAD! I GRADUATED!" Hiro almost fell off his chair and punched Naruto in the head saying "What are you screaming for!?"
Naruto squatted and held his head saying "Owowowowowowowowow!" Hiro smirked and said "Where were you tonight?" Naruto held his head and said "I stole the Scroll of Sealing and learned a Jutsu!"
Hiro felt his mouth twitch as he asked "Why do you sound happy about that..." Naruto waved it off and said "Watch!" he did a bunch of hand signs and said "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
Suddenly, 10 More Narutos appeared in the room and they said in unison "What do you think, dad?" Hiro chuckled and said "Not bad." Naruto put his hands together and said "Transform!"
Suddenly, all the Narutos turned into sexy girls.
Hiro choked and said "Naruto! Stop! Go back! Quick! Before-" they both heard an angry voice "Before what?" Hiro finished "Your mother gets back..." Naruto gulped and returned to one Naruto as Zerotwo shook in anger.
Isabella and Mittens were on the side, covering their mouths and laughing silently. Naruto looked over for help and Isabella shook her head frantically. Zerotwo looked at Naruto with her hands on her hips.
Naruto said nervously "I graduated..." Zerotwo sighed and rubbed his head saying "Just don't use your Sexy Jutsu in the house, honey." she smiled and added "Good job." Naruto teared up and hugged Zerotwo, who smiled warmly and rubbed his back.
Hiro did the hand signs for Shadow Clone Jutsu and a ding sounded in his mind.
[Quests Updated!]
[Congratulations! You've completed Learn Shadow Clone Jutsu! Reward: Ultimate Chakra Coils 4x!]
[Supreme Shadow Control, Lord of the Shadows, and Shadow Clone Jutsu detected! Merge?"
Hiro was startled and said "Ok."
[Merging. . .]
[Congratulations! You've acquired God of the Shadows!]
[God of the Shadows- Title. Allows the User complete control of all shadows and shadow techniques.]
Hiro blinked and was pleasantly surprised. He didn't expect this!
[Congratulations! You've completed Hidden Mission [Kill Danzo] Reward: Byakugan!]
Hiro was stunned, like 4 years late but whatever.
Zerotwo sent Naruto to bed and Hiro gifted the Ultimate Chakra coils to Zerotwo, Isabella, and Mittens before getting them himself. He sent Isabella and Mittens to bed before going to sleep with Zerotwo.
He laid in bed and a prompt came.
[Mana and Chakra detected! Merge all?]
Hiro frowned and asked Zerotwo, who asked what the difference was. Hiro explained that there wasn't that big of a difference, the Chakra and Mana would just become the same type of energy and be interchangeable.
Zerotwo waved and said "Sure." before laying down on his chest. Hiro repeated her words before going to sleep.
[Merging. . .]
[Done!]
[Ultimate Chakra/Mana acquired!]
[Mittens has acquired Ultimate Body!]
The next morning
Hiro woke up and stretched his body, yawning as he got up and got dressed. He kicked Naruto out of bed and dragged Isabella by her ankle before throwing them into the bathroom and going to make breakfast.
A while later
Naruto and Isabella were full and ready to go. Hiro grabbed Mittens and threw her at Isabella before walking out the door and bringing them to the school for Orientation. He stood outside the school and waited for them to be finished.
He lit a cigarette and leaned against the wall thinking about his missions and his store. First things first, he wanted all the Jutsus in the world. He figured out his Ultimate Chakra was basically all the elements and all the different types of Chakra, but it was also basically infinite.
The Byakugan sneakily merged itself with his eyes while he was sleeping. His eyes didn't change but now he had the ability to see Chakra coils and whatever else the Byakugan did.
A while later
Isabella ran out with Mittens on her head, Hiro smiled at her and she hugged him saying "Baba!" Hiro smiled and stroked her head saying "You're still calling me that?" Isabella pouted "You'll be my Baba forever!" Hiro melted and said "What a good girl!"
Isabella giggled and Mittens said "What about me?" Hiro added "Of course, Mittens is a good girl too." Mittens purred in happiness and Isabella said "You won't believe it!" Hiro said "What won't I believe, princess?"
Isabella said "Me and Naruto are in the same team!" Hiro was confused and Isabella added "Though, that emo guy is in the team too..." Hiro was stunned and said "Really? Emo guy?" Naruto flipped over the wall and said "Sasuke! We're in team 7!"
Hiro laughed and said "Shouldn't you be going to see your Jonin?" Isabella said "That's later!" Naruto nodded and said "We should go get Ramen!" Hiro knocked on his head and said "Is that all you think about?"
Naruto nodded and Hiro was helpless, he brought them away and bought them ramen before letting them go back as he went to his shop. He went back to his usual routine as the days passed.
Isabella and Naruto came back and announced that they passed!
Hiro was happy and figured that they would pass. Hiro decided to pull a sneaky and said "Now it's time for you to train to be real fighters!" Naruto fist pumped and said "I knew you were a ninja! Hahaha!"
Hiro said "I'm not. I'll teach you how to fight. How long to you have before your missions?" Isabella said "A week." Hiro smirked and said "Let's go." before scooping them up and bringing them downstairs.
He perfected the Time room in these years, now only time passes but the person doesn't get any older inside!
Magical!
...
😏
Anyway!
Hiro brought them inside and said "Training time!" he threw the 3 on the ground and said "Mittens, start flying. As for you two..." he grinned and said "Training in hell!" Isabella and Naruto turned white and Hiro chuckled evilly.
He clamped them with 100 lb weights and said "Come on, try and kill me." Naruto and Isabella attacked and Hiro blocked them, beating them back easily as he yawned saying "Awful, I expected better."
The duo attacked together and Hiro beat some sense into them while training their close combat skills. He said mentally 'Open 5 Ultra Mystery Chests'
[Congratulations! You've received Chakra Metal (10 tons)]
[Congratulations! You've received Medical Ninja Jutsus!]
[Congratulations! You've received Oddish Shadow!]
[Congratulations! You've received 10 yr experience token!]
[Congratulations! You've received Empty Jutsu Scoll!]
Hiro sighed and sent Oddish into his shadow before saying 'Open 5 more and the legendary chest.'
[Congratulations! You've received Cloud Pillows!]
[Congratulations! You've received Sun Stone!]
[Congratulations! You've received Observation Haki!]
[Congratulations! You've received Cloning Tube!]
[Congratulations! You've received Dead White Zetsu!]
[Congratulations! You've received Ultra Coffee beans!]
Hiro smirked and slapped Naruto with the Observation Haki as he put the Coffee beans in the Inner Farm and taught the duo Observation Haki while fighting. Isabella picked it up fast and Hiro unlocked Naruto's ability to use it.
He trained both of them in only close combat fighting and senses, blindfolding them and attacking them again, over and over until they were able to dodge. He looked at his Mystery Chest stock, he had 16 Ultras and 3 Ultimates left.
He opened another Ultra, bringing it down to 15 and getting another Photographic/Eidetic Memory. He slapped Naruto with it again and continuously trained them until they collapsed. He injected Naruto with the Flawless Impurity Cleanse and threw them both in the shower before feeding them and starting training all over again.
He didn't teach them Chakra control or anything like that, just how to fight with their fists or 'Taijutsu' as they called it.
A week passed outside
Hiro brought the three out after a day of rest and they were feeling good. He sent them off to their Team before going to his lab and dropping the Cloning Tube down, he put the white Zetsu in it and cloned it, making another body.
He experimented on it and found that it was a perfect container for bodies and the kicker was that it wasn't connected to the other White Zetsus out in the world. The best thing Hiro could describe it as was molding clay for a new body.
He collected the 2 Zetsus into his system space, as he had no use for them now, and left the lab, going back to his store and resuming his salted fish operations. He took out the Empty Jutsu scroll and injected his Chakra into it.
Shadow Clone Jutsu and Medical Ninjutsu were printed onto the scroll and Hiro sent it away with a small smile before leaning back and falling asleep.