Legends

Yami said "No." Luffy said "What does no mean? Does it mean yes?" Yami said "No. It means I refuse." Luffy replied "I refuse your refusal!" Yami looked at him and muttered "You remind me of a certain someone..." Yachiru covered her face and laughed as Yami added "That guy also didn't understand the meaning of the world no."

Luffy said excitedly "So you'll join?!" Yami said "I refuse." Luffy said "But-" Yami stuffed his mouth with a chicken leg as he said "I don't even know what a crew is. Is this like a group?" Yachiru opened the newspaper and looked around before saying "A crew is a group of pirates that sail the seas and terrorize people using rape, murder, looting, arson, stealing, extortion, blackmail, slavery..."

Yami's mouth twitched and he asked "Anything else?" she nodded "Warmongering, trickery, manipulation, brainwashing, torture..." Luffy swallowed the chicken leg whole and said "Those are fake pirates! I'm not like that." Yachiru asked "What about your crew? Are they raping looters?" Luffy said "I don't think so, I never asked." his head extended backwards to the table with his crew and he asked "Are you guys raping looters?"

The response he got was a harsh beating.

His head came back with bumps and bruises as he said "They shed no." Yachiru laughed and the blonde guy appeared at the table, saying "Madamoiselle~ Your voice is better than that of an angel in heaven! Join me for a meal?" Yami slapped him into a wall with his sheath as he said "This guy's annoying."

Yachiru smiled sweetly, giving Yami a knowing look and Yami blushed looking away. Luffy said "Anyway! Join my crew!" Yami said "No!" Luffy shouted "Yes!" Yami said "No." they went back and forth and Yami stood up saying "We're leaving." Luffy said "Wait! Where are you going?" Yami said "Wherever! I don't know, I can't sail a ship! Ruru, let's go." Yachiru giggled and skipped after him, waving and saying "Bye, Luffy-chan~!"

She jumped at Yami and shrank down, laying on his shoulder, stunning Luffy and the others. Luffy shouted "COOOOOOOOL!" Yami and Yachiru got on their boat and sailed away, to god knows where because Yami didn't have a compass or know where he was.

The sailed on the sea for a few days

Yachiru was sitting on his shoulders in her complete form, Yami was in heaven from her soft thighs. She pointed "Ummm... go left!" Yami smiled and hummed to himself as he followed her directions, she had a terrible sense of direction and Yami was fine with that. She was too cute to get mad at. He could go in circles forever and he would still be happy.

She pointed in a bunch of directions, telling him to go everywhere. She didn't want to say anything but she was completely lost. Yami knew but didn't want to say anything about it, he was having fun and didn't want her to be sad.

A week passed

Yami was rowing, when Yachiru got excited and said "Love! Love! I did it! There's an island! Go straight! Go, Go!" Yami smiled warmly and rowed straight before coming to a dock. Yami got off the boat and Yachiru shrank down, laying on his shoulder. Yami locked the door and carried the chest with him.

Yachiru slapped the boat and shrank it down before attaching it to a bracelet. She smiled and Yami kissed her cheek before walking into the town on the island. Yami walked around and looked at a tall guy with white hair, smoking 2 cigars.

Yami said "Yo, do you know where the gold exchange is?" the guy looked down at Yami and said "Right over there." as he pointed, Yami looked and said "Thanks, you're alright, man." the man grunted and Yami walked away with the treasure chest, just missing Luffy, who ran over to the same guy and asked for directions to the Execution Platform.

Yami walked into the gold exchange and said "I want to exchange." the girl behind the counter smiled and said "Alright. Right this way, please." Yami followed her and walked into the room, he dropped the chest and opened it, the old man looked at all the gold and appraised it before saying "500 million Belli."

Yami frowned and said "I can get 700 easy from someone else. Don't low ball me, old man. I'm not a good person." He grabbed Crimson and narrowed his eyes at the old man, the old man started sweating and said "The highest is 600!" Yami said "5 minutes to get my money."

5 minutes later

Yami and Yachiru came out of the Gold Exchange, Yami gave the money to Yachiru, who put it in her backpack and said "Where are we going now, love?" Yami hummed "I don't know. I think we need a map... Obviously just to know where we are, I already have my Ruru, I don't need a compass." Yachiru smiled and said "You're the best."

Yami smirked and said "I know." Yachiru giggled and shook her head. Yami pulled up his scarf and continued along, looking for a place that sells maps. Yachiru said "I think it's on the right." Yami walked to the right and right into an alley.

They came to a bar and walked inside.

Yami said "Ruru, I don't think they sell maps here..." the old man behind the counter said "I do!" Yami muttered "Wow." Yachiru smirked "You shouldn't doubt me, love~" Yami replied "Never again." as he sat down next to the guy he asked directions from before.

Yami said "Can I have a map please." The old man gave him a map and Yachiru have him some money. The old man took it and gave Yami a weird look, Yami ignored him and Yachiru jumped off, reverting to normal as she said "Can I have a drink too, please?" the old man was stunned and the guy looked at her saying "Devil fruit?"

Yachiru looked at him and said "Mhm!" Yami looked at the map and said "East Blue? What the fuck is that?" he scratched his head in frustration, muttering "Fucking old man, why can't he just tell me where I am at least..." the guy choked on his drink before running off, leaving money, muttering "That Strawhat Bastard!"

Yami looked at the map and showed it to the old guy saying "Where are the strong people here?" the old guy said "Strong people? One of them just left. Other than that... This is the weakest blue, kid. If you want strong people, you're going to have to go to the Grand Line."

Yami frowned "Grand line? What the fuck is that?" Yachiru hummed to herself, looking at the posters on the wall "Eh?" the old man replied "It's the second half of the sea, that's where all the strong pirates are. Some of them are real monsters!"

Yami rolled up the map and tapped on his earring making it disappear as he said "How does one get to this 'Grand Line', old man." the old man replied "What do I look like? An information booth?" Yami slapped down 10,000 belli and the old man said "You have to cross reverse mountain and get a log pose." as he took the money.

Yami said "Perfect. Ruru, let's go." Yachiru said "Look!" as she pointed at the wall, the old man smiled saying "Those are real pirates. Gol D. Roger... Legends say that he was accompanied by the mythical Blue and Red Onis because he was the chosen Pirate King..." the old man sighed and added "But neither of them have been seen for 20 years, they've only become a legend now."

Yami pursed his lips and said "A legend, eh?" Yachiru laughed and shrank to Yami's shoulder, Yami walked out of the bar, leaving "Those are my parents, old man." before going out the door, leaving a stunned Old man in the bar.

*MORE POWWWWERRR stones.*