Big boobed loli

Hiro and Zerotwo appeared in a forest and Hiro fell on the ground, groaning. Zerotwo looked around and said "Hm? Where are we Darling?" Hiro sat on the ground and patted his clothes, looking around before saying "I don't know, Angel."

[House of Dreams returned to Memory World!]

Hiro waved and Isabella and Mittens appeared out of thin air. Isabella looked around and said "Wah! Baba! What happened?!" Hiro smiled and stood up saying "Let's go find out, baby." Zerotwo picked Isabella up and Mittens flew to Hiro's head saying "There's Mana here too!"

Hiro chuckled and said "Of course there is, Mittens." Mittens curled up and meowed at him, Hiro shook his head and they walked out of the forest, coming to a city gate.

Hiro looked at the city and the guard said "Stop! Who are you?!" Hiro said "Um.. I'm new here." the guard looked at his horns suspiciously and said "Why do you have horns?" Hiro was stunned and said badly "Hey, guy. Do you have a problem? Are you against people with horns? I never would've thought city guards would be racist."

The guard was speechless and said quickly "I didn-" Hiro threw his hands up saying "Next thing you're going to tell me is that people with tails are forbidden to enter! People with Horns and tails aren't allowed in the city? Is this city so special? I don't even know what it's called! You think you're the city lord here? Eh? Answer me, punk!"

The guard started to sweat, when did he say these things? He doesn't remember! Hiro pressed the guard saying "What is it? Eh, racist guy? Am I allowed in the city? Or are you going to bar my entry because of your racist nature!?"

The guard looked around and his fellow guards looked away and whistled, not wanting to help him whatsoever. The guard said "You're allowed! You're allowed! I'm not a racist, I swear!" Hiro snorted and walked into the city saying "That's what I thought!" Zerotwo followed him while biting her lips, suppressing a laugh.

They walked into the city and looked around at all the people walking around. Hiro felt it was familiar but couldn't quite put his finger on it. He suddenly bumped into a loli and caught her with his tail.

He got a good look at her and his eyes trembled as he blurted out "Hestia?!"

Hestia rubbed her boobs saying "It's not enough that I'm poor but I just get pushed around down here..." Hiro pursed his lips and lifted her up with his tail, putting her back on her feet. He patted her head and said "It's okay." Hestia almost cried and waved her fist around shouting "I'M A GOD, OKAY!?"

Hiro suppressed a laugh and said "Sure you are. It's alright, everything's gonna be okay." Hestia started crying and Zerotwo slapped Hiro's shoulder saying "You made her cry!" Hiro was stunned and said "I was just playing around! Who would've thought a god would start crying!?"

People started looking over and gave Hiro disdainful glances, stunning him completely. Hestia was a god, okay?! He decided to do the most logical thing and kidnapped Hestia, running into an alley. Zerotwo was stunned and said "Wait! Why did you..." she sighed and followed after him.

Hiro was behind a building and brought Hestia to his face saying "Hey! Now I'll be known as the Loli thief because of you!" Hestia flailed saying "You are a loli thief! Who told you to kidnap me!?" Hiro shouted "I didn't do it on purpose! You just started crying suddenly! Why were you crying?!"

Hestia cried "Because you called me a loli!" Hiro roared "YOU ARE A LOLI!" Hestia fired back "I'M NOT!" Hiro and Hestia butted heads and said "You are/I'm not!" Zerotwo walked over and felt her mouth twitch at the little dust brawl that was going on.

The dust cleared and Hiro was shaking Hestia saying "ACCEPT YOUR LOLI STATUS!" Hestia had swirls for eyes and mumbled "But I'm not a loli, look at my boobs!" Hiro stopped and said "Oppai Loli." Hestia gasped and pointed at him saying "You! Take that back!"

Hiro said childishly "No!" Hestia shook and said "You've gone too far!"

Suddenly, a woman with an eyepatch and red hair appeared next to Zerotwo saying "What did she do now..." Zerotwo replied "He bumped into her and they they started fighting over whether she was a loli or not."

The woman was naturally, Hephaestus, who sighed and said "Again? This is the 3rd time this week..." Zerotwo looked at her and said "Really?" Hephaestus sighed and said "She just can't help herself." she looked at Zerotwo and said "I'm Hephaestus." Zerotwo smiled and said "Zerotwo, nice to meet you."

Isabella waved and said "I'm Isabella!" she held up Mittens and added "This is Mittens!" Mittens said "Hello!" Hephaestus looked at the 3 and said "Horns, a talking cat, tails... Things just keep getting weirder and weirder around here..." she poked Isabella's nose and smiled adding "Aren't you just the cutest thing!"

Isabella giggled and asked "Aunty eyepatch, why do you have an eyepatch?" Hephaestus froze and said "I got hurt." Isabella smiled happily and said "Baba can fix you up! He made a new arm for Uncle Gildarts! The arm even turned into a cannon!"

She waved her hands saying "Boom!" Hephaestus said "A new arm? Cannon? Boom?" Isabella nodded excitedly saying "BOOM!"

Hiro picked Hestia up by the waist and threw her over his shoulder as he walked over to Hephaestus saying "Is this loli under your care?" Hestia pounded her fists on his back shouting "I'M NOT A LOLI!" Hephaestus nodded saying "Yeah... By the way, I heard you made prosthetics?"

Hiro said "I have... Magic friendly multi form to be exact." Hephaestus' eye lit up and said "Ever make weapons?" Hiro pursed his lips saying "What is this, an interview? I can make normal weapons, armor, magic weapons, etc."

Hephaestus said "What about Divine Weapons, Growing Weapons, etc?" Hiro shook his head and Hephaestus said "Join my Familia." Hiro was stunned and Hestia shouted "No! Join mine!" Hephaestus said "Why would he join yours?" Hestia said "Well... Well... Because I'm a loli?"

Everyone felt their mouths twitch and Hiro said "Who's in your Familia, Oppai Loli?" Hestia said "Well... There's only 1 right now..." she perked up and said "But there will be more for sure!" Hiro hummed to himself, so he was at the beginning of Danmachi...

He looked at Hephaestus and said "How about this. I come work for you, making weapons under an alias, we split the profits from my sales 50/50 and I join the loli's Familia." Hephaestus frowned and Hiro added "You can claim the mysterious smith is in your Familia. You get half the profits from goods made with the materials you provide me with, but on goods I make with my own materials, we'll split 80/20."

Hephaestus frowned and said "But why?" Hiro said "I feel bad for the loli, look she's so pitiful. Only one member of her Familia." he held Hestia out by the back of her clothes and Hestia pouted, displaying a pitiful look.

Hephaestus looked away saying "Alright, alright, stop looking at me like that." Hiro threw Hestia behind him and catching her with his tail, Hephaestus said "What if you're shit at forging? Then wouldn't I be losing out here?"

Hiro laughed and said "I might not be as good as you, but I shouldn't be too far. Let me put it this way, If I'm not the #1 blacksmith, then I'll leave the loli's Familia and join yours." Hestia froze and said "HEY! YOU DIDN'T EVEN JOIN YET!"

Hiro wrapped his tail around her mouth and Hephaestus smirked "You're confident?" Hiro replied "I don't do anything I'm not confident in." Hephaestus narrowed her eye and looked him up and down, Hiro posed and she paused before coughing and saying "Deal."

Hiro grinned and wrapped his arm around her shoulder saying "Don't worry, we'll be best friends in the future! Hahahahaha!" Hephaestus looked awkward and Hiro did the same to Hestia, except he had her in a choke hold with his elbow as he laughed and swung the two around.

Zerotwo felt her eyes twitching as she looked at him.

A while later

Hiro, Zerotwo, Isabella, and Mittens were sitting in a run down church.

Hiro leaned back and send mentally "Open all Mystery Chests." he grabbed Zerotwo's hand and put Isabella in his lap and looked at the screens in front of him.

[Congratulations! You've received Thor's Hammer!]

[Congratulations! You've received Red Potion recipe!]

[Congratulations! You've received Green Potion recipe!]

[Congratulations! You've received Blue Potion recipe!]

[Congratulations! You've received Inner Farm space!]

[Congratulations! You've received Variety seeds (Legend of Zelda)]

[Congratulations! You've received Impurity Cleanse Flawless!]

[Congratulations! You've received Ultimate Healing Potion!]

[Congratulations! You've received Unbreakable Modifier (1)]

[Congratulations! You've received 10 yr. Experience Token!]

Hiro's jaw dropped and he looked at the extremely luxurious chest that was slowly opening with every color of the rainbow. He was excited for the Ultimate Mystery Chest!

[Congratulations! You've received Limit Breaker!]

[Divine Weapon detected!]

[True Sun has been upgraded!]

[All Mortal Forms unlocked!]

[Divine Forms unlocked!]

Hiro looked at the status and jumped in shock.

[True Sun: Thor's Hammer- Capable of channeling the power of lightning! Also good for forging!]

[Inner Farm detected! Plant all seeds?]

Hiro said mentally "Yes!"

[Planting. . .]

[Planted! All seeds have been planted!]

Hiro was floored, looking at his status. Man. This was just crazy. Was he going to be like Saitama now?

[DING!]

[Limit Breaker: Break limits and improve every day, the human body can no longer limit you! Ability to become stronger without end - provides no direct power up - Rarity: XXXXX]

Hiro swallowed and Hestia said happily "Now that you know all the rules, you can get your Falna!" Hiro came back to reality and said "There's rules?" Hestia froze and shouted "WE'RE YOU NOT LISTENING?!"

Hiro shook his head and said "I wasn't." Hestia flailed her arms saying "BAKA!" Zerotwo giggled and said "Get stats, go to dungeon, kill monsters, level up, win." Hiro nodded saying "Oh, I knew that." Hestia nibbled on her lips and said "Now take off your shirt so I can place your Falna on you."

Hiro sat in a chair backwards and took off his shirt revealing the scar ring from Acnologia. She said in shock "What!?" Hiro said "Giant dragon. A real asshole too..." he looked at Zerotwo and said "You think we scarred him in the end?"

Zerotwo seemed to deflate and said "Honestly, I'm like 70% sure we didn't..." Hiro sighed and replied "Fucking dragons..." Zerotwo smiled and said "But it was cool! Speaking of which... Where did we go this time?"

Hiro replied "New place, they're going to be stuck there for 7 years... Considering Time distortion... I don't know how long it will be. I suspect whenever we go back, we'll be right on time." Zerotwo pursed her lips and rolled her beautiful eyes saying "Of course we will."

Hestia was ignored apparently, but she was in her own world, looking at Hiro's stats in a daze. She had never seen something like this before.

Hiro got a prompt.

[Prestige to Level 1?]

Hiro was confused and said "Explain."

[Keep strength, adapt to Falna. (Stats will correlate to real life strength, but you'll be a level 1 adventurer with the power of a higher level)]

Hiro said "Sure."

Hestia looked at the stats somewhat afraid. They were all SSS-999 at Level 9, she said "Are you a monster?!" Hiro replied "Maybe." Hestia swallowed her saliva and said "I've never seen something like this before..."

The stats suddenly glowed and Hestia watched in shock as it broke to level 10 before returning to Level 1 with all stats at I-0.

She looked at the skills and her jaw dropped.

There it was.

Limit breaker!

Hiro chuckled and said "What does it say now?" Hestia was omega confused and another skill popped up.

Prestige- Return to level 1

She said "You're at Level 1 again..." he mumbled to herself and said "This is good too. Maybe it was just a mistake?" whether she was convincing herself or actually believed that was unknown. She finished up on Hiro and he put his shirt back on, covering his scars up.

Zerotwo had the same thing happen to her, but she didn't have the Limit Breaker skill, instead, she had a buff.

Lover of the Demon- 3k% increase to all stats.

Hestia was completely speechless, she seemed to have picked up 2 monsters today!

She wanted to jump and dance around, but she was also scared. In short, she was going through a whole range of emotions.

Hiro smiled and looked around saying "Big boobed loli, you actually live here?" Hestia held Isabella and said "We don't have any money." Hiro took out a block of gold and said "I have gold." Hestia's eyes popped out of their sockets and said "So much gold!?" Hiro shrugged and said "It's mostly useless... I have enough for a palace made out of gold."

He threw the block of gold to Hestia and said "We're going!" Hestia said "Ah wait! I'm coming!" Hiro waved over his shoulder and said "Okay~" as he left with Zerotwo, Isabella, and Mittens, Hestia scrambled after them.

Hiro looked at the ruined buildings and waved, clearing the debris in front of the run down church, before placing his house there. Hestia almost fell over in shock and Hiro walked inside with his family, smiling happily before going to cook.

Zerotwo let Hestia inside and they sat at the table, Hiro served the food and they ate with smiles.