Tuesday, February 23rd 2021

Dear Diary;

There men are in the hospital at the moment. And I am laughing hysterically about it. Remember the bet from yesterday so it stemmed from that. So from the beginning, the bet started at exactly 8 a.m today and for some reason my parent didn't do lingerie oh no, they went full Lolita on us. And dressed up this.

He even changed his body a bit, gave himself some nice bust size, with the plump thighs, with the full cheeks, and cake cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon. Like we were worried that Oro might half-ass the bet but no, he said sexy emo lolita at it's finest. Sexy? Oh thats me bish. Like when they came out the room with the suit the whole house was in choas cause we like, did the fuck did he buy these, like god damn. And let me not get started with Dad, we was made that he had a boner so early in the morning and was made that Oro was dressing that good and about to go in public with it.

Anyways so we went to the park to see the bet start and I swear it must have been an agreement to be lolitas today, cause even Uncle Jiraiya popped off with the lolita style.

Tsunade

Ma'am, I knew you could be hot but guess you had a little cute in you too. But Uncle Jiraiya, everyone was scared on how good he looked.

Like was it National Lolita Day and no one told me. But anyway they did the two tik toks they were dared to do. Which was so cute, them shaking with their riffles and making cute faces. They had to repeat it multiple times because Oro is not a smiler more of a smirker and that wasn't supposed to be in the video. I swear they were all just ganging up on the Sannins because of the bet making them do things they won't normally do. Even my mates and I were yelling at them to do something.

But screw everything, because we were going to lunch with my family and someone I really don't know if we wasn't reading the atmosphere, or not seeing properly or just something happened to mess up this guys brain. This random dude out of nowhere, slapped Oro on the ass followed by and I sh*t you not, "How about you leave that old dude and come have some fun with me pretty lady." There was a pause and before any of us could we thought Oro was the one going to react, so Kakashi and Yamato grabbed him but we forgot that Sakumo was there. Man got set to Jupiter and back with one punch. My man went out cold, I mean Slumber cold. Deidara and I were laughing the entire time.

Another time I heard this from Uncle Jiraiya that Aunty Tsunade but someone in the hospital after they groped her. He said they were in a store when Tsunade kept getting grope but couldn't tell who, but when she did she knocked him out on sight without hesitation. When the man woke up in the hospital saying how he didn't do anything, Aunty pulled out security video proving that the man was lying. So second guy to commit a sex crime.

Last but not least, the man that got jumped by me and Deidara, Oro, me and Deodara were going to a sushi joint to meet up with everyone because dinner and oro still needed to finish his bet which would end til tomorrow. So we were walking and past a bar where Oro stopped saying he was going to buy a bottle or two to drink the day away with everyone excluding me and Rogu because we were damn underage. So we only left him for a minute because we didn't want to go in and smell alcohol. We hear this man yelling, "You b*tch how dare you not let me grope you, look at the way you dress you were asking for it." So me and Dei-dei were like, who the freak he talking to cause can't be our parent. We went in an see Oro pushed against the bar counter with a drunk idiot on top of him, we say that a snake was about to end his life. Me and Deidara said, don't give him an easy death bruh, torture his ass. I said me went zoom, and the man went down. Deidara put a clay down his throat and said he would set the bomb off if he didn't run to the hospital. Oro just looked at us and we looked at him and mutually agreed not to tell Sakumo about it. So keep this a secret , k?

It was still fun anyway, all though after it I damn well know Sakumo and Oro took no chill pill especially since they were drunk off Sake and Hennessy and Sakumo been hiding a boner the entire day. As well as people trying to steal his mate away from him, yeah I may need to write a day off letter to the Hokage office for the family. So if Sakumo knots and we get a next sibling in this household to worry about, I'm blaming today.

Regards;

Overprotective Mitsuki