Dear Diary;
I really just wanted to sleep my birthday away (totally not because i forgot about it) it was a day off but like hell my family woke up and choose bullying. So I was forced out the house not because I didn't want to go in the first place- no I just didn't wanna get murked by both my wife and granddaughter. Uzumaki and Hygua man
Anyway, Himawari and my wife made everyone breakfast. They asked what I wanted and I just said anything my wife cooked was fine by me. SO we ended up getting a stake of pancakes, egg, bacon, sausages. Like goddamn where was all this food yesterday when I was hungry. We ate then Himawari took us to a weapon shop and bought me a new kunai or well with her father's money, Boruto carried us the an escape room- never put Boruto and Naruto on the same time cause in this case two negatives don't make a positive in this equation. Then Hinata carried us to a park for lunch that she made, then went to eat at a restaurant (seafood to be specific). At the end of the day, Kushina said my birthday present was her not getting mad at me ( I didn't get anything else but a kiss and a hug, like damn I know we old but pleasure is a thing).
People think I am innocent but I am not. I call upon the Kami why did I not get Kushina in the bed today.
Regards;
Fussy Minato