The Cookie Monster

As Mary Jane kept choking and wheezing like a pig, the one-sided fight raged on. All around her, personal bodyguard Templars quickly found out the meaning of true faith and what it really means.

The faith that following Mary Jane means they will get their asses beaten every day.

Piggy Sue turned from breaking a man's nose to meet the sword of another man. Raising her rolling pin up in the air, she met his sword, but this time, the Templar's sword did not break because Piggy Sue had only absorbed the tears of three hundred deadbeat husbands into her rolling pin.

Not one to be deterred by a little setback, Piggy Sue lifted her leg and kicked the man right in his family jewels. Any man who fights a member of NAO-WACH should know they never fight fair.

The man's eyes popped out of his skull for a moment, then flew back inside. This amused Piggy Sue.

The Templar collapsed onto his knees and, looking up at Piggy Sue, he said, "Lady, that was a low blow!"