Saintess Mary Jane Dawson

After Kathy and Maria caused an innocent restaurant to be closed, declaring the place a natural disaster, we now find ourselves in the Church of Divine Promises. Bishop Gary Oldman is currently looking at his depleted swimming pool of money as he laments the fact that so much of his pool money is now being taken away in taxes.

Looking at his pool of money, Bishop Gary glanced at Priest Joe and said, "God damn that bastard Fate Grimsever. How dare that kid try to take so much of this old man's money. Now I'm being laughed at by the other bishops of the church, as well as the pope, because I'm the only priest of my rank without my own pool of money to swim in. That bastard Fate now has three different pools of money he swims in. That kid came by earlier to mock me, Priest Joe, saying that I'm a loser who suckers people out of their money by making them join a pyramid scheme."