Otaku Just Talks Too Much!

When Shinpachi finished speaking, the two-dimensional otaku group on the opposite side boiled over.

"Hey! What do you mean?! No. 53!" A two-dimensional otaku with a No. 18 holding a figurine of a beautiful girl shouted at Shinpachi.

"What I mean is! Ultimately, even if you fall in love with a 2D girl, there won't be any results!" Shinpachi curled his lips in disdain. Then, he stood up excitedly and pointed at the two-dimensional otaku on the other side, "You guys are just wasting your time!"

"What kind of joke is this!" The number 18 just now also stood up, and with a face full of displeasure, he said, "Shiori-chan is alive in my heart!"

"Then it's just your fantasy!" Shinpachi shouted again, "It's just a delusion of you who lost the ability to communicate with the outside world! Today's nauseating delusion!"

Hearing this, No. 18's expression froze for a moment, but it was only for a moment. Then his face showed an expression of anger that could not be suppressed, and he shouted at Shinpachi, "What did you say?!!"

After that, he was about to rush forward. As for the idols led by Shinpachi, the otaku idol, they were not flustered at all and even showed a smile of victory on their faces.

However, at this critical moment, the No. 7 man beside No. 18(a man with a sword on his back, sunglasses, a red headband on his forehead, and a light blue denim short-sleeved shirt on his upper body) raised his hand and looked at the host. He said in a flat tone, "Well... I have a little opinion. May I speak?"

"Just say it." The host nodded, and then the camera turned to No. 7.

In front of the TV, Kawaki propped up his chin and muttered, "I always feel that this No. 7 looks a little familiar... Speaking of which, Tsukki, do you also think so? It seems like someone we know..."

"The only good-for-nothing otaku I know is you." Tsukuyo arced the corner of her mouth and glanced at Kawaki with a look of disdain.

"I am completely different from them!" Kawaki snorted with disdain, "Whether it is a three-dimensional otaku who wants to fall in love with idols or a two-dimensional otaku who wants to fall in love with anime characters, in my opinion, they are all equally pathetic. I am completely different from them! "

"That's the only difference," Tsukuyo snorted and then glanced at a certain part of Kawaki's body with a strange look, "Weak man."

"What did you say?!" Kawaki immediately exploded. He stood up and pointed at Tsukuyo. As he was about to curse, Tsukuyo took the lead and shot two kunai at his head...

At the same time, No. 7 on the TV began his speech.

"That... that is No. 53. Although the three-dimensional otaku is more concerned about reality than our two-dimensional otaku, but..." No. 7 tilted his head and then looked at Shinpachi, "Then let me ask you a question. Do you think you can marry her one day because you are so eager to support your idol?"

After hearing this, the expressions on the faces of the three-dimensional otaku headed by Shinpachi suddenly brightened.

Shinpachi answered with a blank face, "Well..."

"Impossible, it can't be done," No. 7 interrupted Shinpachi without thinking, "In other words, us two-dimensional otaku and you three-dimensional otaku are both in love with something unattainable. We're in the same boat..."

Hearing this, Shinpachi could not help but interrupt No. 7, shaking his head and retorting, "No, no, no, no! It's totally different! It is indeed impossible to marry an idol... But it is not 100% impossible. You guys are 100% impossible!"

"No, actually, it's impossible for you," No. 7 said calmly in his own flat tone.

"It's not impossible! After all, the idol we support is a real person in reality!" Shinpachi retorted, but his tone was no longer as calm as it had been at the beginning. Instead, there was a faint hint of guilt in it.

"No, your contradictory thinking is the reason why you can't see the reality clearly," No. 7 replied, "And it was because we, the two-dimensional otaku, saw the reality clearly that we poured all our love into the two-dimensional otaku virtual characters."

"You bastard! What right do you have to look down on our captain!" The three-dimensional otaku members stood up angrily and shouted at the two-dimensional otaku members.

"What?! Are you not convinced?!" The two-dimensional otaku members also stood up and shouted.

Then, the two groups of people rushed at each other and started to tear each other apart...

"What a pathetic group of people... what a pathetic fight..." Kawaki, lying in front of the TV with two kunai on his forehead, snorted disdainfully.

"You are similar to them," Tsukuyo said mercilessly.

"No, no, no." Kawaki waved his hand, his face full of arrogance, "They can't compare to me at all. Two-dimensional girls? Idols in reality? Being stuck in that kind of thing would only make them even more unable to recognize reality. I, I have long transcended that realm. For me, women are far worse than games~."

"It's you who deviates the most from reality..." Tsukuyo said expressionlessly.

"Ha~ You can't say that. Their relationship with women is very bad at first glance. They are far from me." Kawaki yawned and rubbed the corners of his eyes, "No matter what, I won't fall in love with two-dimensional virtual characters. I am still in the range of normal men, whether physically or psychologically."

Tsukuyo, "..."

Suddenly, Kawaki noticed something. He quickly sat up and pointed to the No. 7, whose sunglasses were torn off by Shinpachi on TV. He muttered, "Isn't... isn't that V-shaped bangs?!"

"How is that possible? How could the dignified Shinsengumi deputy chief be an otaku like you? Are you an idiot?" Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki as if she was looking at a fool.

"No, no, no! That's undoubtedly V-shaped bangs!" Kawaki turned around and explained to Tsukuyo, "The iconic dead fish eyes and V-shaped bangs!"

Tsukuyo looked at the TV impatiently and said with disdain, "What nonsense are you saying..."

Before she finished speaking, Tsukuyo was stunned because that person was really Shinsengumi's deputy chief, Hijikata Toshiro!

"What... what is going on?!" Tsukuyo said in horror.

"I didn't expect V-shaped bangs to have such an interest in private," Kawaki said slowly. Then he turned to Tsukuyo and explained with a confident expression, "The so-called men are like this. It may not be obvious from his usual performance, but he hides an otaku heart in private!"

"How is that possible!" Tsukuyo shouted.

"No, aren't there many examples like this around us?" Kawaki shrugged. "For example, Gintoki. Although he has Yorozuya, he is undoubtedly on the NEET team! As for Shinpachi, there is no need to mention it. Now, V-shaped bangs should also be added."

Tsukuyo propped up her chin and thought about Kawaki's words. The more she pondered, the more she felt that Kawaki was right...

As he spoke, Kawaki pulled out the kunai on his forehead and gently moved the bangs. He then sighed with emotion, "Sure enough, the most normal person in this work is me. I am worthy of being the protagonist."

"Ah----" Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki with contempt and deliberately dragged out his voice, "Is that so..."

"As a perfect protagonist, sometimes I am also very distressed." Kawaki pretended to be distressed and then could not help but laugh.

Tsukuyo, "..."

"Hey, wait," Kawaki suddenly noticed something and stopped laughing. He looked at the sword on Toshiro's back on TV. His pupils contracted, and he muttered, "That sword is..."

"What's wrong?" Tsukuyo asked doubtfully.

"No, no, it's nothing." Kawaki laughed foolishly.

Tsukuyo obviously didn't believe Kawaki's words, but she wasn't interested in continuing to ask about it.

"By the way, why didn't Sogo-kun tell me about V-shaped bangs' hobby before?" Kawaki muttered with his hands crossed, "If I used this to mess with V-shaped bangs, it would definitely be very fun~ Hahahaha..."

"Boring," As she spoke, Tsukuyo stood up and walked over to turn off the TV, "Have you finished recording?"

"Ah, it's completely OK." Kawaki made an OK gesture, "For a perfect protagonist like me. This kind of thing is indeed not difficult at all."

"Is that so?" Tsukuyo looked at the recorder's triangle plug on the ground. The contempt in her eyes seemed real, "What perfect protagonist? He is clearly a good-for-nothing otaku who would forget to insert the plug."

Kawaki also finally discovered this small mistake. He scratched the back of his head and said with a smile, "Ah? I clearly remembered that it was plugged in. Did it fall off because of the earthquake? Hmm! It must be because of that!"

"Who would believe that kind of reason!" Tsukuyo complained mercilessly, "The readers would not believe it, bastard! You are just a simple fool!"

"No, as a perfect protagonist, do you think I would make that kind of small mistake?" Kawaki waved his hand impatiently. Then, he gently stroked the bangs on his forehead again and sneered, "No, it's the world's fault."

"Die," Tsukuyo stepped Kawaki's head into the floor expressionlessly.

...

"Is it really okay?" Tsukuyo leaned against the window and slowly said, "That Takasugi's target is Shinsengumi. Don't you still call yourself a friend of those people?"

"Haha, you secretly heard it last night as expected, Tsukki." After pulling his head off the floor, Kawaki sat on the spot and smiled, "Eavesdropping others is not a good habit, Tsukki."

Tsukuyo did not reply...

"I have no interest in that kind of thing." Kawaki smiled and continued, "Moreover... Sogo-kun and the others won't be easily killed."