Onmyoji Arc Part 6

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 474 Onmyoji Arc Part 6

The Ketsuno clan Onmyoji took out talisman papers from their pockets one after another. Their right index finger and middle finger pinched them. Their left hand stopped in front of their chest then chanted a mantra in unison.

[Na mah sa mam ta va jra nam cam da ma ha ro sa na spho ta ya huum trat ham mam.]

Along with the mantra, the blue magic power visible to the naked eye continued to gather from the body of each Ketsuno Onmyoji into the talisman in their hands.

"Flames of Acala Vidyaraja! Incinerate all evil!"

After the suspected leader of the Ketsuno Onmyoji shouted, the other Ketsuno Onmyoji raised their talismans at the same time and threw them at Gintoki and the others.

Looking at the dozens of talismans that were flying toward them with hostility, Kagura and Shinpachi hid behind the screaming Gintoki without any hesitation.

"Gedoumaru! Hurry up and do some...Hmm----?"

Gintoki turned his head and shouted with a face full of sweat. However, before he could finish speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt something. He lowered his head and opened the lower part of his kimono. He looked at Gedoumaru, crouching on the ground with her hands crossed and hiding under him. He shouted in a somewhat collapsed voice.

"Why are you hiding there?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the enemy's talisman had already arrived in front of Gintoki and the others...

A loud explosion sounded, and at the same time, the screams of Gintoki and the other two were mixed in.

Looking at the huge smoke that had completely enveloped Gintoki and the others, the leader of the Ketsuno Onmyoji said softly, "Did we get them?"

However, just as he finished speaking, the group of Ketsuno Onmyoji discovered something in the gradually dissipating smoke. It was a five-pointed star formation that had stopped in front of Gintoki and the others in the air, blocking the attack just now!

"That's enough," Ketsuno Seimei, who stood in front of Gintoki and the others blocking the attack for Gintoki and the others, reminded indifferently, "These people are friends of Crystel. A friend of Crystel is a friend of mine. I will not permit any further mistreatment of our guests. Or my name isn't Seimei."

After seeing Seimei, the Ketsuno Onmyoji quickly knelt on the ground and bowed their heads, shouting at the same time, "I apologize! We didn't realize they were your friends and mistreated them!"

Seeing this scene, Gintoki stood up and asked, "Who's the guy with the stony face?"

"Seimei-sama." Gedoumaru on the side explained, "THead of the Ketsuno clan. A genius Onmyoji who's said to be the strongest in clan history. Ketsuno Seimei is Lady Crystel's older brother."

"Huh?" Gintoki was obviously stunned.

"Heh! That guy wearing a white coat and holding a fan may think he's handsome, but he actually looks like an idiot to me."

"Are you the parent of that little girl over there?" Kawaki's lazy voice suddenly came from behind Gintoki and the others.

"Kawaki-san?!" Shinpachi turned around and saw Kawaki leaning against the door with an impatient face, "Why are you here?!"

"Little uncle!" Kagura shouted in surprise, "Are you here to save us-aru?!"

"No, it has nothing to do with you." Kawaki shook his head and looked at Seimei again, "Hey, I'm talking to you. Why are you so unresponsive? The guy over there, who is wearing clothes but may not be wearing underwear and holding a fan."

Seimei remained unmoved with her back turned. The hem of his clothes and hair swayed slightly in the wind. He seemed to be an otherworldly expert.

"Hey, I've called you several times." As he spoke, Kawaki took out a paper from his bosom, "The address is here. The guy covered in mosaic and like a molester holding a fan in his hand over there. I asked if you are the parent of that little girl with a spiked club."

"Why is my image becoming worse in your mouth?" Finally, Seimei couldn't help but turn around and shout at Kawaki, "This is a precious first appearance! If you were not our benefactor, I would have taken action long ago!"

"Benefactor? What nonsense are you saying?" Kawaki said casually. Then, step by step, he came in front of Seimei. Then, he took out a note with a bank account number written on it. At the same time, he pointed to Gedoumaru beside him.

"Please transfer the money for my game equipment that your child destroyed into this account. Please. Also, don't scold her. It's normal for a child of this age to make mistakes. As a parent, you must carefully teach her!"

"Although I don't know what you're talking about, as the benefactor of our Ketsuno clan, just leave this small matter to me."

After chuckling, Seimei took the note with the price and bank account written in Kawaki's hand.

"That, Kawaki-sama," Gedoumaru, who was at the side, pointed at Gintoki and reminded him, "This is my parent."

"Huh?"

...

In the reception room of Ketsuno's house.

"I apologize for the uncomfortable experience." Seimei sat on the tatami floor casually with a folding fan in his hand. He looked at Kawaki and the others who were facing each other and said, "Gedoumaru, you did well to protect Crystel's friends. You have my gratitude. Please rest to your heart's content. Crystel will yell at me if I allow you to leave without offering any hospitality."

"No, please let me go quickly." Gintoki, who was beaten black and blue by Kawaki, raised his hand and replied, "I'm about to die. Can you send me to the hospital? Please, I feel that several ribs are broken."

"Shut up! Give me back the game equipment that your child destroyed!" Kawaki cursed angrily.

"It has nothing to do with me!" Gintoki retorted, "When did I become her parent?!"

"Gintoki-sama, in fact, if you want me to call you father, you just need to give the order." Gedoumaru behind Gintoki reminded him, "Because it's the master's order, I will accept any order given by the master."

"Shut up! Who wants to be the father of a thousands of years old monster like you? Also, you have to bear the trouble you caused yourself!" Gintoki shouted angrily.

"No, in fact, for Yokai, my age is only equivalent to that of a human sixteen years old." Gedoumaru lied seriously.

"Who would believe it!"

"It's okay, benefactor." Seimei began to persuade, "After all, Gedoumaru is also our clan's Shikigami, so that kind of thing is also our responsibility. What kind of game equipment is it? Is it Owee? PS5?"

"Eh? Is that okay?" Kawaki asked in surprise, "I feel a little embarrassed."

"No, it's fine." Seimei shook his head, "After all, you are our benefactor, and I have always wanted to thank you personally. Don't mind such a small matter."

"You have been talking about benefactor since the beginning. What is that?" Kawaki looked at Seimei with a puzzled face.

"Maybe you don't remember, but it doesn't matter. Just remember that you are the benefactor of our Ketsuno." Seimei smiled gently, then stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, "I can also serve some liquor if any of you drink."

Looking at the delicious food that appeared in front of him because of Seimei's finger, Shinpachi tremble. His whole body trembled, his eyes widened, and his face was covered in cold sweat. He muttered in disbelief, "He...made a feast appear with a snap of his fingers. He's...a monster! A Paul Maki monster! Gin-san... Kawaki-san, I think I'm going crazy...We've got fox spirits wrapped around us..."

"Wrapped around us?" Gintoki whispered, "More like being pinched all the time."

"No, you are really being pinched-aru." Kagura on the side reminded expressionlessly, "Little uncle has been pinching you all this time. Ah, it has been pinched off and is bleeding."

"Eh?" Gintoki lowered his head and looked at his bleeding chest. Then, without any hesitation, he turned around and pressed Kawaki's head into the food in front of him, "Give me back my nipples! Why my nipples? It's so disgusting! What kind of wicked taste is this?!"

"Gintoki-sama, please don't make a fuss about that kind of thing. What's more important is the prank of the fox spirit in front of you." As she spoke, Gedoumaru moved Gintoki's arm with saliva on her mouth and leaned forward. While staring straight at the food in front of Gintoki she said, "I shall test it for poison first."

"Hey, you're drooling." Gintoki reminded with an expressionless face.

Seeing that Gintoki's side won't work, Gedoumaru didn't hesitate to turn her head towards Kagura. She lowered her head, picked up the fish in front of Kagura, and ate it.

"That is mine!"

Kagura instantly exploded. She gritted her teeth and pulled Gedoumaru's hair.

"Um, Seimei-san..." Shinpachi asked tentatively, "How do you know that we are Ana Ketsuno's friends?"

"We of the Ketsuno clan have used our knowledge of Onmyodo to defend the Bakufu and Edo for a long time." Seimei asked slowly, "Do you know how we have carried out that duty?"

As he spoke, Seimei opened the fan in his hand and closed it. At the same time, he pointed at his eyes.

"Through our sight. When foretelling disaster or ill omens, one must first analyze the target from every possible angle in order to see anything. I have stationed Shikigami all around Edo to serve as my eyes. It is my duty to process the information they send, determine what direction this nation is heading, and how the Bakufu should act. How could I not be aware of my sister's situation?"

"That..." Kawaki suddenly raised his hand and asked, " According to what you said, wouldn't it be better to use the surveillance cameras directly? And it would be more convenient, wouldn't it? Although what you said is quite bluffing, doesn't it sound like a surveillance camera in another sense?"