Not All Stray Cats Rejected Domestic Cats!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 450 Not All Stray Cats Rejected Domestic Cats!

On the empty ground in front of the shrine, Kawaki was lying on his side. He held his head with one paw and had a straw in his mouth sipping Coke while rubbing his bloated stomach. He was bored to death as he looked at Houichi and Gintoki who were fighting not far away for some unknown reason.

It was worth mentioning that the empty ground around Kawaki was filled with dozens of burgers and dozens of stray cats who were eating burgers with their heads lowered.

"What... What are they doing?" Kawaki murmured, "Are they fighting for territory?"

"No..." An orange cat who had finished eating the burger sat down beside Kawaki. He looked at Houichi, who was constantly attacking, and Gintoki, who was dodging in panic, and continued, "That stray cat will be kicked off the streets if he doesn't show some backbone now."

"Oh-----" Kawaki replied casually, "Amazing."

"By the way, it'll be your turn soon, right? Why are you still so carefree?" The orange cat asked again.

"Ah, I don't want to fight that kind of soft fight," Kawaki waved his paws and said disdainfully, "It won't benefit me at all."

"Then you won't be able to stay here any longer!" The orange cat was surprised.

"Yes, yes, yes," Another yellow-striped cat walked over and said with a serious face, "Don't be afraid! If you are afraid, you will be chased out!"

"You brought us this kind of greeting gift when we first met. We won't sit idly by!" A cat with a scar at the corner of its eye came over, "Fight! Fight for yourself!"

Immediately after, the stray cats surrounded Kawaki and cheered him on.

Kawaki, who was a little impatient from listening, was about to retort, but he suddenly glanced at something out of the corner of his eye. He pointed his paw in the direction of Houichi and Gintoki and reminded them, "Hey, look over there!"

Hearing this, the stray cats turned their heads and looked in the direction that Kawaki pointed.

They saw Gintoki standing on both legs, his two front paws forcefully blocking Houichi's attack!

"S-standing?!" The stray cats exclaimed in disbelief.

"He's standing upright!"

"Teach me the rules here? Stop joking! My history of living here, and my history of eating leftover food..." As he spoke, Gintoki pushed away Houichi's claws with all his might and kicked him hard in the stomach, "It's several times better than yours!"

"Ah----!" Houichi screamed, and his entire body was kicked away. After spinning in the air, he landed firmly on the ground with four paws.

"You... What's your name?" Houichi looked straight at Gintoki and slowly asked.

"Sakata... Gintoki," Gintoki replied.

On the side, Kawaki was in a bad mood. The corner of his eyes twitched as he thought to himself, 'Is that ugly cat, Gintoki?!'

"It's too long. I'll just call you, Gin." As he spoke, Houichi slowly turned around and said, "In order to protect your balls, you must live carefully."

"Hey... hey, wait a minute..."

Gintoki was just about to say something when he was surrounded by a group of excited stray cats.

"Amazing! You are amazing!"

All the stray cats came forward and praised him one after another.

"Houichi is not a big deal."

"Gin! It is not a dream for you to replace Houichi and become a boss cat!"

"I've had enough of his oppression!"

"Why are you guys making a ruckus without permission? Why are all of you getting so familiar with?!" Gintoki shouted. Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt something and quickly covered his butt. He pointed to a black cat behind him and shouted angrily, "Hey! Don't smell my butt!"

"Gin! Help this child!" The orange cat pointed at Kawaki, who was still in a daze, and continued, "This child does not dare to fight Houichi at all!"

"Yes! Help it!" The other cat echoed, "This child is too timid, but he is also a good cat!"

Looking at the Coke between Kawaki's bent front legs, Gintoki suddenly became expressionless. At the same time, he thought in his mind, 'Is this guy, Kawaki?!'

"He... doesn't need it," Houichi's voice came over, "He... is a domestic cat."

At this time, Kawaki came to his senses and shouted angrily, "Hey! Who is a domestic cat?!"

"Amazing! It's actually a domestic cat!"

"It's a domestic cat that comes out to play and have friends! No wonder it's so clean."

"Did you bring us gifts because you wanted to play with us?"

"Wouldn't it be better to say this earlier?"

"Come on, don't be shy. We will play well with you. How about a yarn ball? "

"Of course not! This child must only have yarn balls for company at home. Now that he is here, he needs to play some more novel games!"

...

Listening to the suggestions of the group of stray cats, Kawaki's face showed several black lines. He silently retorted, "Although it sounds like a domestic cat is better than a stray cat, why do I feel a little angry?"

"Hey, look over there." Suddenly discovering something, Gintoki pointed in a certain direction and reminded Kawaki.

Kawaki looked in a direction pointed by Gintoki. He saw a black cat with a blue scarf around its neck standing on its two feet and leaning against a tree with its hands crossed. Its eyes were looking at this place.

After noticing the gazes of Kawaki and Gintoki, the black cat turned around and left. At the same time, it raised its right paw and waved, indicating for Kawaki and Gintoki to follow.

...

In the forest not far from the shrine, beside a small mound, the black cat stood on its legs and looked at Gintoki and Kawaki in front of him.

"I won't beat around the bush. You... are not cats, right?"

"I don't want to be told by a guy who walks in two legs!" Gintoki was furious.

"No, I also walk in two legs." Kawaki took a sip of coke and raised his other hand to remind him.

Gintoki, "..."

"Did you do something here?" The black cat turned to look at the small mound that looked like a tomb and asked.

"Ah? So what if I did something?" Gintoki replied disapprovingly.

"No, I don't have any impression." Kawaki shook his head.

"The owner of this place is a good person who will feed any cat," The black cat continued to explain, "The owner of this property is a kind person who feeds the stray cats. The cats gather here for that reason. This grave was made by the kind owner in memory of the strays who have died. Hundreds of cat souls rest beneath this ground..."

The black cat glanced at Gintoki and Kawaki again and asked seriously, "I will ask again, what did the two of you do here?"

"I...took a piss," Gintoki replied with sweat all over his face.

Kawaki also crossed his arms over his chest with one hand, his other hand supporting his chin as he began to think carefully.

Hearing this, the black cat lowered his head and sighed.

"Hey! So I ended up like this because of a cat curse?!" Gintoki said with a trembling voice, "That kind of thing is impossible!"

"That kind of impossible thing has already happened to us, right?" The black cat raised his head and replied.

"Us?!" Gintoki suddenly caught a keyword and looked at the black cat in disbelief, "Don't tell me that you also took a piss here?!"

"Not a piss," The black cat turned around and corrected him, "a dump."

Gintoki, who had been silent for a long time with his head tilted, suddenly stood up with his two legs and hugged his furry head with his two claws, "You are Zura! You took a dump out here?! Could you consider the image you're supposed to have?! Seriously, man. You have no fear."

"A samurai must be prepared to do his business in any place at any time," Katsura replied.

"Anyone who takes a dump on a grave can't be considered a samurai! Gintoki shouted loudly.

"No, I didn't do anything." Kawaki, who had recovered from his deep thoughts, narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "I am different from people like you who casually piss and dump in a grave. I may have just stolen Korin's senzu beans and been punished by Korin."

"I see. If you say it like that, then it's not because of my bowel movements." Katsura nodded and then continued, "I eat Korin's senzu beans, and then... I had diarrhea."

"There is no difference at all!" Gintoki retorted angrily, "The most important part has not changed at all!"

"I was attracted here by the sweet scent of paws," Katsura held one of his claws and continued, "But I didn't expect that it would be a trap..."

"You brought this on yourself!" Gintoki shouted.

"But as a result, I was able to evade the Shinsengumi's pursuit. A fortunate turn of events, or as they say, sh*t happens." Katsura said with some emotion.

"Hey! Who can stuff some explosives into this guy's ass!" Gintoki shouted crazily, but then he noticed something, "Hey, Kawaki, what are you thinking about?"

"A little troubled," Kawaki said while holding his chin and thinking, "Both of you clearly remember what you did at that time, but my memory began to blur after I came here. When my memory became clear again, I was already in this body..."

"Stop pretending! You must have dumped here too, right?"

"No, that kind of thing is impossible to happen." Kawaki shook his head and replied with a face of truth, "At that time, when I passed by this place after I bought the game, I lost consciousness in an instant. When I woke up again, my body had already become like this. If the two of you were cursed by a cat, then what about me? What was the reason?"

"Is what you said true?" Gintoki still had a look of disbelief.

"Ah, it's true."

Kawaki nodded in agreement. Then, he lowered his head and sucked the last mouthful of coke. Then, he casually threw the empty Coke can onto the grave.

"I more or less know why..."

Looking at Kawaki's incomparably skilled movements, Gintoki silently covered his face.

"Eh?! Really?!" Kawaki said in surprise.

"Ah, really." Gintoki raised his head, took a deep breath, and shouted angrily, "Can't you even notice it yourself?! Why did you throw that kind of trash on the grave?! Speaking of which, aren't you too skilled in your actions?! How many times did you do it? There should be dozens of times, right?!"