Slay the slaying man

Slay: *picks her up* skill creates house she's dirty *imagination* try take her clothes out with a *perverted face*

* nose bleed* * evil smile*

Elf girl: wakes up *kicks your chicken*

Slay:that hurts ow ow ow my precious baby making thing. Wow that's why I get for saving you.

What's your name anyway.

Elf girl: it's Shera shen so your the one saved me

Slay: yes and you repay me by stepping on my children.

Shera: sorry bow sorry bow sorry bow

Slay: stop it's alright go wash yourself in the bath

Shera: what is bath?

Slay: something like taking a shower come I'll show u were it is here

tutorial time when your in the bath never mind it's hard explain * perverted face* let me show u how to take a shower.

Shera: kick him in the chicken again knocked him out. Well this shower thingy looks different you takes out clothes start going in well I'm getting used to it gets out*

Slay: what happened where's she go

AT THE KING CASTLE

King: well our goddess of light well be proud of our hero if they defeat the demon king and we will begin the war 3 years after this 3 years you guys train hard and beat the demon king.

Goddess: wow hahahaha my followers are doing good now the show will began in three years.

Slay: eat it up this is called my mom cooking it's the best in the world.

Shera: *eats it* yum yum yum

Slay: you wanna go back to your village

Shera: yes I wanna go back I've been slave for 2 years

Slay: this world have slave huh I might as well let go of my anger selfish it's just in human mind.

Shera: don't worry about it some humans are nice like u

Slay:wow your making me blush

Shera: well let's get going I heard my village getting raid by humans.

Slay: why?

Shera: they want to cut the tree of life so they want to steal it the legend said that if u chopped the tree of life it won't be a live no more we must stop humans from destroying it that's our legend and to protect the tree from any danger

Slay: why they want it tho

Shera: to heal people that are going to war with demons demons are growing that's why there scared.

Slay: *thinking more demon more exp* I got a question for u shera

Shera: yes what is it

Slay: where do we find high tear monster

Shera: um close to the demon castle

Slay: you mean up in the sky

Shera: what do u mean

Slay: a talking dragon that can transform into hybrid that are stronger then upper demon commander.

Shera: but those are legends.

Slay: I heard it from a video game

Shera: what's that

Slay: never mind okey let's go up to the sky

Shera: okey

Slay: u stay in my house don't go anywhere I'll be back in 5 weeks

Shera: wait stoooo

* jumps up to the cloud*

Slay: system open level 2333

Strength=98

HP=9990

Agility=600

Ability=infinite

Skill points= infinite

Attribute= 554

Slay: Skill fly

Now let's find a talking dragon

Feng fire dragon : your in my territory

Level 9999

Max

Max

Max

Slay: there such things as max

I guess you have to stop to some point

Stun magic holy stuck there 100009 hours

My poison blade will kill him

Snake god blade from skill

Information: can drain hp none stop when hits opponents if your have over 100 strength you can double 5 a times damage.

Slay: now now calm down *start stabbing the dragon heart forcefully hahahahahahahahahaha

Snake god: I feel like he's evil then a demon lord

Slay: god your next I will be called the slay the god slayer hahahhahaha

*To be continued*