"I'm your father," the man solemnly declared.
Silence remained after his declaration which was then quickly broken by Lucius.
"Unfunny," he replied, his face and gaze as indifferent as ever.
"Yeah, I don't know why I said that," the man, agreed by nodding his head. "It's weird. Sometimes, I open my mouth and say these odd lines, after which I'm like 'why did I just say that?' I'm not a dad. I don't have a wife either. Hell, I'm still a virgin! And yet, I said those words!"
"Take it from me, grasshopper. Control is an illusion. None of us are truly in control of ourselves. Free will is a lie invented by your brain to save you from the pain of existential dread. It is to hide the truth that all life and existence are meaningless."