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Living The Cliche Life

Your run of the mill Multiverse story with a "Rudimentary System" and a main character that can't make up his mind. This fanfic can be counted as wish fulfilment. This fanfiction is now officially a crack fic because I can't write serious stuff

TurkishJesus · 漫画同人
分數不夠
70 Chs

Chapter 59: As The Canon Approaches

Chapter 59:As The Canon Approaches

(DxD)

{} Sacred Gear Talking

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Vally took me out on a date this time, I was really amused to find that she had a romance novel in her purse.

We did the standard things, aquarium visit, shopping the whole anime date experience then we somehow ended up in my bed back at Cafe...

"I think I am ready now." She tells me while kissing my chin.

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"Why are you covering your left eye?" Vally ask while we're cuddling.

"I think a purple eye with markings is rather unnatural."

"But it's pretty and you don't have to hide it during other times." Vally argues while uncovering my left eye. I am actually getting used to having my hair cover my line of sight.

"Well, if you want me I guess I will leave it like this."

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"So Ethan, I talked with Lilith." Vally tells suddenly during breakfast, I am still making eggs at the stove.

"You're calling her by name?"

"She insisted, anyway I hear you got a kiss from her."

"She caught me off guard."

"I am fine with it."

"She was just teasing me don't worry." Right even I don't buy that.

"I don't think so, we talked a little turns out OG Lucifer was an asshole."

"I thought that was already something established." That earned me a loaf of bread to the face.(I caught it though)

"Hpmh, What I mean that she didn't really have a good marriage."

"She kinda messed things up for Adam. or was it like that. I never read the Bible."

"Anyway if it comes to it I don't mind you putting a ring on her." After breakfast Vally left happier than I ever saw her before.

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My cafe is actually doing good, due to only having male "employee's" who's wearing butler outfits it kinda got named as a Butler Cafe by the locals.

Naturally most of my customers are ladies, well most of them are housewives and such but I do get a lot of teenagers as well.

"Ethan~ I missed you." And Lilith barges in like she owns the place, she's wearing a black knee length dress. I was honestly scared that she might come with her normal outfit.

I keep myself from palming my face and greet her.

"Hey, Lilith what can I get you?"

"Whiskey and a room wouldn't be bad."

"I don't sell alcohol Lilith."

"Then I'll just take the room then."

"Just tell if you need a place to stay." She nodded and started talking about going to hunts with Vally. They're hunting Rizevim by the way.

Knowing her behavior at this point I just let her in my bed and hugged her like a body pillow before sleeping.

I also discovered that she was penniless when it comes human currency. She paid in kisses through.

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"Ethan, I thought you had 12 wings what happened nya?" Kuroka asks as I am looking at my new wing.

"After I got to a point all the wings kinda combined to one wing"

"Hmm will I have to combine my tails after reaching nine as well?"

"I doubt it, Japanese mythology works different than biblical one." Now does this mean I am higher than Michael on the authority scaling?

Shrugging I put my angel wings away before summoning the devil wing, its matte black and instead of looking like leathery bat wings mine look like stony with white markings carved on it.

It suits my Devil Trigger too! Seeing Kuroka shiver from just the sight I put them away. It's not something I can control. Even I got scared when I first saw them turning like this.

"Sorry, did that scare you?"

"Even you got scared when you saw them of course I got scared nya."I used the rest of the day to calm Kuroka which is achievable with heavy patting until she falls asleep.

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"Cookies" Ophis visited my Cafe, it was funny seeing all these ladies cooing over her.

Then they called the cops since they thought she was a missing child, I had to talk with them saying I know her and can get her home.

Ophis looked annoyed at the event with a pout earning her another set of cooing.

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"I am telling you Raynare there's no such thing as a Butler Cafe." Raynare and her company enters the Cafe.

Thankfully I already noted their entry to the town and set up some genjutsu that has conditions.

It will only work on Raynare's team. I didn't think it was possible but Morgan made it making me regret not learning sealing. I also have another seal on my clothes set to hide my eye, I kinda got bored of the chuuni look.

Since they're here the canon must be close as well.

"Hello ladies what can I get you three." I especially look towards the chibi maid with narrowed eyes.

I am kind of embracing the Butler Cafe thing so seeing a maid here is tensing up the atmosphere, at least for me.

"Yes, we will have number 3,5 and 6." They give their order while I am thinking what to do with Asia.

I mean just because I am a selfish prick doesn't mean she should die and comeback. I always thought she should have a decision instead of bam now you're a devil deal.

"Hey cutie if you want to hang out later call me~" Kalawarner gave me her number, unfortunately I don't deal with psychotic thots.

In about three hours later my Cafe was visited by student council of Kuoh Academy with Sona in front.

"Hello what can I get you?"

"Your age would be a good start."

"I am 17."

"And you are running a Cafe?"

"I graduated early from another country, also I am just running the place someone else owns it." I point out my diploma on Business Management.

Seeing this Sona turns to her minions with wrath etched to her face, this is enough to make them talk.

"We wanted to come together but president you kept making excuses." Tsubaki steps forward as the queen and defends other peerage members

"We're neck deep in paperwork, I am not making excuses." Sona is frustrated at this point.

"So you guys are buying anything?"I chime in stopping the argument.

"Give us coffee since these guys are going to do some overtime."I nod ignoring the groans of suffering from the rest.

I am actually surprised that Rias's peerage not visiting, this place is more suited to them then Sona's peerage.