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- N/A鼎力相助
Hasegawa Kenta is a 27 year old NEET. He has no social life. He just plays video games, reads light novels, stalks idols and watches anime all day. As fate would have it, his parents cut him off from his allowance. This causes Kenta to spiral into a crazed frenzy. Being a NEET, he has only but one choice...become a light novel protagonist! As the protagonist usually dies before entering an Isekai, Kenta has no choice but to kill himself...but can he actually do it? And if he does, who's to say it'll actually work? Seeing as how he has nothing to lose, he'll give it a go!...Or will he? Japanese title Romaji; Jinsei wa saiakuda kara, ore wa raitonoberu no shujinkō ni naru!? I've opted to use some Japanese words here and there, as this is just something I wanted to write for fun. Feel free to look the words up, you may learn something! I am in no way a professional writer, and this is merely a passion project I'm doing for fun when I have extra time. I'm a huge Otaku myself, and particularly love Isekai anime/manga/novels, so I figured I'd try my hand at writing one myself! Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it!
It was soft and warm. Like being wrapped in a blanket made of chubby bunnies. Anyone would want to stay here and sleep forever.
"Ahh...I guess I died, huh? This warm and fluffy sensation is pretty nice~"
Everything was dark, but Kenta could smell something tasty. It reminded him of his mother's cooking.
"I guess you get tasty food when you die? This isn't so bad. It'd be better if I could see, though."
As he thought that, a warm and fluffy bump pushed up against his arm.
"Ahh, It's on my arm now? Just what is this fluffy bump?" he said, reaching out his hand to grab it.
"Ahn~" a girls voice rang out.
"Wah? Is someone there? he squeezed the fluffy bump once more.
"P-please...will you please stop doing that?" the girl said in a quiet voice.
"A...girl?" he finally realized just what the warm and fluffy bump was, and let go.
"Sorry...I didn't realize." he said, pulling his hand back to himself.
"Oh no, it's OK. I'm just happy you're up and feeling better." So she said, but a visible blush said otherwise.
"Feeling better? Aren't I dead?" Kenta was very confused. He last remembered falling to his death, but now he was talking a girl and feeling her breasts.
"Wait..." Kenta said with an uncharacteristically serious look on his face. "Did...it work?"
"Did what work?" the girl asked. "Oh, right. I should remove those bandages from your head.
As she removed them, light peered through the cracks, cutting through the darkness that surrounded Kenta.
He could see again.
Kenta looked at his surroundings. He was lying on a big bed, with thick brown blankets strewn about it. The interior of the room was very rustic, like a log cabin. There were bookcases on either side of the room, and a table covered with various dishes of food, with candles in the center of it. Kenta looked off to the right side, and saw a cute girl smiling at him. She had long, fluffy blonde hair with full bangs. Her hair was so long, that it came down below her rear. Her eyes were a pale, whitish blue, and they sparkled in the candlelight. Her skin was a warm cream color, and her cheeks glowed with a healthy pink. She looked to be very young, no more than 15 years old by Kenta's estimation. A real beauty, to be sure.
Kenta balled up his fist, slamming it into his open palm.
"YATTA!!! IT WORKED!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT WORKED?!? HAHAHAHA!!!" Kenta rejoiced.
Kenta had succeeded with his original plan. Even though he had second thoughts in the end, what's done is done. He had entered an Isekai.
"Wait, I'm not stuttering...this really is an Isekai! Hahaha!" he guffawed, holding his stomach, which was now tight and musclely. "And I'm not a fat ass anymore? This can't get any better!"
The girl starred quizzically at Kenta, and giggled. "Fufu, you're a strange one~"
"It feels like I'm forgetting something, though. Something important..."
"Did I jump? Why do I not remember this clearly?" Kenta thought. I know I wanted this, right? My shitty dad ruined my life. What other choice did I have?" But why do I have regrets all of a sudden?"
Just then, he remembered. Kenta jumped out of bed, grabbing his head in shock.
The girl was surprised by the sudden movement, and fell back on her bottom.
"Suzu-chan!" Kenta yelled, "Suzu-chan called me right before I fell! I wasn't going to jump in the end, my death was an accident! And I was so happy earlier, too..."
"Your death?" the girl confusingly asked, picking herself up from the floor, dusting off her frilly, puffy dress. "You're alive and well, silly! I should know, I helped nurse you back to health after finding you in the forest one week ago, you know!" she said, puffing out her cheeks.
Kenta scanned the girl up and down.
"I'll have to think about this some other time," Kenta thought. "For now, I need to find out who she is, and where I am."
The girl blushed at Kenta, " W-why are your starring at me for so long?"
"Ah, sorry. I was just thinking about something. So, what's your name? Err, I guess it's rude to ask first. My name's Kenta, what's yours?'
"Collette", she curtseyed, "Collette Conifer. Nice to make your acquaintance, Mister Kenta~"
Kenta reached out his hand, grabbing Collette's.
"Thanks for taking care of me, Colle-chan."
Collette blushed, pulling her hand away from Kenta's.
"I-it was my pleasure", she said nervously, "But, what does 'chan' mean?"
"Ah, nevermind that, just something we call cute girls back home."
Collette turned beet red and faced away from Kenta.
"Nobody has ever called me cute before, save for my papa! He even gave me a nickname!" she thought.
"Colle-chan? You OK?" Kenta went to put his hand on her shoulder.
"Y-yes! I need to go do something outside, you help yourself to the food on the table~" she said, her tiny shoes pitter-pattering as she walked away.
"Wonder what's up with her? But man, is she cute. A true to life loli, Uhuhuhu!" he let out a dirty laugh. Even though he had a new body, he was still the same old Otaku with a Lolicon.
He wandered over to a mirror, and took a look.
"Uwaaaa! I'm a real Ikemen now, aren't I?" he said, rubbing his slim and handsome face. "Now girls won't think I'm a repulsive freak anymore, guhuhuhu~"
His stomach made a sound like a ravenous dragon. "Ah, sounds like it's time to eat!"
The table was covered in tasty looking home cooking. From soup to steak, a feast fit for a king was layed before Kenta. "Well, it's not gonna eat itself! he said, sitting down at the table.
"The time has come." a woman's voice rang out in Kenta's head.
"What the hell? Is someone there?" he looked around the room, but found no one.
A girl's scream could be heard coming from outside.
"Colle-chan!" Kenta yelled, jumping up from the table.
"The time has come." the mysterious voice rang out a second time. "Go and save the girl, Visitor. This is only the beginning."
"Visitor? I don't know what's going on, but you don't need to tell me to save Colle-chan. I already planned on it."
Kenta was unarmed, but he was much too excited. Saving a cute girl from danger in a fantasy world? That was every guy's dream.
He burst through the door, stepping outside.
"Colle-chan, I'm here to save y-" he stopped dead in his tracks.
A large, grey monster that couldn't have been less than ten feet tall, adorned with ten horns, and nine eyes, was holding Collette by her hair, dangling her seemingly lifeless body in the wind.
The beast looked at Kenta, dark yellow eyes glaring. Steam firing out of it's nose like a cannon.
"I knew I smelled it..." the beast growled. "Another Visitor, lost and powerless. Well, allow me to expedite your existence!"
The beast threw Collette down hard to the side, and started lumbering towards Kenta.
Kenta was frozen in fear. Not able to move or speak. He managed to move his head to look at Collette, but that was all he could manage.
"Colle-chan..." he thought, looking at the blood soaked, unmoving girl.
"I think I'm going to die...again."
