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Lazy Vampire Servant

a satirical love story that has bits of fansty mixed in within it.

Matteo_Manuel_2023 · 奇幻
分數不夠
70 Chs

Chapter Fifty Nine

"Welcome great hero's, from another world!"

"Fucks sake, we're in another world."

"Clearly we are."

"Your highness, please don't be amused by this situation, Bai Cha is clearly having a meltdown here and it's far more amusing see that then this castle here."

"Welcome hero's, I am princess—-"

"This is Bai Cha, she's a human from another world. My name is Feng Jie, a vampire, who's lazy and gay, this is his highness, Prince Khan, who's born from a madam concubine and Haru Yamada, a dragon who can portal between worlds and clearly in love with Bai Cha but refuses to admit it. The hero's your looking for, seem to have been killed during the summoning and thus—we are covered in blood because of that."

The Princess twitched her lips, "I see."

"Also, if you were to try those magic binding chains—they would be ineffective and cause yourself to be strangled to death."

"I see…seems like, I'll have to kill you myself."

"Ha, she really wants to kill us?"

The Princess stopped in her steps. "I would never do anything like that."

"You just said it aloud, who the hell could hear such obvious words?"

Feng Jie appeared behind the princess, and wrapped a nose around her, and tied it to a tree, as the crows pecked her out.

"The portal works, going home then?"