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Lazy Guy With Dimensional Group Chat

He is Lazy so that he wished that everyday is always uneventful and he always wanted to sleep, but what happens when he received a chat group where all other entities joined in? "God, Do you Bleed?" ============================ Don't expect too much from the story Cover is not mine, only took it from google. I usually update 2 chaps a day, depending if I'm not lazy XD

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Bonus 2 Ver.2 -TSMDark

"Nii-chan! Come look at this..." Shiro said.

All the group chat members heard the call and all were curious so they all went with Sora carrying Tanaka.

They all saw a weird flying box and it looked like video, then a figure appeared and yelled.

"ATTENTION ALL GROUP CHAT MODERATORS!" A figure named Truck-sama said.

All were blurs and a table and 4 chairs appeared.

Lewd-sama has joined.

Lazy Demon-sama has joined.

Galaxy Dragon-sama has joined.

Paradox-sama has joined.

All the group chat members looked at the chat log suspiciously. "What the hell is this ab-" Sora got interrupted. "SHHH!" They said trying to listen to the video.

"What did you call us about, Truck-sama?" The figure named as Paradox-sama asked in a carefree manner

"We are now here today, to discuss about the rewards for the group chat members." Truck-sama inquired.

"This should be interesting..." The figure named as Lazy Demon-sama said in a sleepy manner.

"Who should we decide first, Lewd-sama?" The figure name Galaxy Dragon-sama asked in a stoic and deep voice.

"Let us spin the wheel!" The figure named as Lewd-sama said in a cheerful tone.

Then a wheel appeared with the names of the Group Chat members. The wheel suddenly spun and slowly, it stopped at Sora.

"Oh, It's me, wait? What are they going to do? Are they going to sell me?" Sora started panicking just then they started.

"I was thinking about giving him some powers…" Truck-sama said

"We should give him almighty THOT Slayer's blade…" Paradox-sama recommended.

" Nah, he is too weak for that, he is a Virgin Neet after all…" Lazy Demon-sama said, not caring who heard it.

Sora had a tick mark on his forehead and was annoyed by Lazy Demon-sama's remark.

"Hey! This should be useful to him…" Lazy Demon-sama said. Lazy Demon-sama magically took something out of his non-existent pocket. It showed a fairly thick book titled "The Book Of Holy Scriptures".

"Let us see if he is cultured enough for such knowledge…" Paradox-sama said like a sage.

"So they were the ones who gave me... such art?" Sora thought. While Sora was thinking on who bestowed him of such heavenly art,All the group chat members, except Tanaka who was sleeping, looked at Sora weirdly. "What?" He said looking at the others. They all shook their heads, except Tanaka who was still sleeping.

"All who disagree, speak," Truck-sama said

No one said anything. Then Lewd-sama started.

"Okay, Next, We should decide his little sister will get," Lewd-sama said.

"We should give her something that fits her…" Galaxy Dragon-sama said in a thoughtful manner.

"We should give her a white cat!" Lazy Demon-sama said, not fitting his tone of a bored demon.

The members went silent. Lazy Demon-sama spoke.

"…what?" Lazy Demon-sama said in an awkward tone.

"I didn't know you were into cute stuff, Lazy Demon-sama." Paradox-sama trying to hold a laugh.

"Pfft, HAHAHAHA." Galaxy Dragon-sama just laughed not caring about the world.

Lewd-sama was still silent, holding a laugh but releasing it eventually.

"Leo?" Truck-sama said.

"HEY?! AT LEAST I AIN'T AN ASSHOLE!" Lazy Demon-sama yelled dramatically."We should have one in the Multiverse Ranch, it has some powers of luck and fate, should be good right?" Truck-sama asked.

Everybody was silent, in agreement.

The wheel spun and it stopped at Reigen.

"Now who was the one who gave me that disgusting fruit…" Reigen thought and shivered to remember the taste of the fruit.

He said while looking at the video.

"Should we give him a Longinus? Maybe, Imagine Breaker…" Paradox-sama said.

"We should give him the one from Familiar of Zero…" Galaxy Dragon-sama said still deep in thought.

" I got nothing…" Both Lewd-sama and Lazy Demon-sama said in unison.

All the group chat members sweatdropped at the 2 mysterious beings.

"I have some Devil Fruits in my garden, should I give him that?" Truck-sama asked.

All figures just hummed in agreement.

"Reigen will be given a Mato Mato No Mi Fruit since I have so many. Next!" Truck-sama said.

The wheel spun and it went to Bang.

"Who was the one who gave me this skill?" Bang wondered while caressing his moustache.

"Maybe we should make him younger," Paradox-sama said.

"Should we give him a Kekkai Genkai?" Galaxy Dragon-sama said.

"Let us give him that skill, right, Truck-sama?" Lazy Demon-sama said making Truck-sama remember something.

"This should make him feel young again at least…" Truck-sama said while showing them what he would give.

"Is that Adrenaline Rush?" Lewd-sama asked.

"Why, yes. It fits!" Paradox-sama agreeing.

So they gave Bang Adrenaline rush.

Now the last ones are a Demon Lord and an Overlord…

"Should we give this Sadao Maou, the knowledge about that anime?" Lazy Demon-sama said.

"It should help him in making MgRonalds the best fast food restaurant in town…" Paradox-sama said, still thinking.

The Demon Lord smiled slyly, imagining how we would rule the food industry.

"No objections?" Truck-sama said, now implementing the rewards. All was silent again, meaning they agreed.

"Now for the Overlord…"

Ainz Oal Gown was now nervous, REALLY nervous for his secret would be exposed.

"He is having problems with being an Overlord, maybe I should send him my books for him to read?" Paradox-sama said. He is also a lord of some sort, so he wanted to help. Lewd-sama was going to say something until Galaxy Dragon-sama said.

"We should give him the power to transform into a human!" Galaxy Dragon-sama interjected quickly.

"Why?" All the members asked the almighty Galaxy Dragon.

"So that he can have intercourse." Galaxy Dragon-sama said in a blunt manner. Sora quickly covered the ears of Shiro to maintain her innocence. All was silent that crickets were heard and that there was a tumbleweed rolling behind Galaxy Dragon-sama.

Then a full-blown debate started on why they should give him or not give him a human form. They talked about why he should have intercourse and why not. Then they wanted to decide on making him transform into somewhat of a humanoid because the Tomb of Nazarick isn't going to be happy if their Overlord can turn into a "flea".

"Let us just give him a 5-inch detachable bone boner, done?" Truck-sama said annoyed.

The group chat members were silent until Sora laughed like it was the end of the world, he had tears in his eyes then he kept saying, 'Make it stop, make it stop!' while laughing hysterically. Ainz had a dark aura around him that made Sora stop. Tanaka was still sleeping by the way.

All went silent and another debate happened again and suddenly, a beep was heard like somebody pressed it.

They stopped arguing and looked at Truck-sama who pressed the "Publish" button.

"How abou-" Lazy Demon-sama was going to say something but was interrupted by Truck-sama. "I already gave something for Tanaka if that was what you were asking." He said. Lazy Demon-sama sighed because there was nothing he can do.

"So, is this discussion finished?" Lewd-sama said in a tired tone, along with 2 others who were as tired. Truck-sama hummed in confirmation.

"Wait, what did you give Tanaka, Truck-sama?" Lazy Demon asked.

"I gave him ____" Truck-sama was about to say something but the video disappeared, making the group chat members surprised. Sora finally let go of his grip on Shiro and she looked at her big brother then pouted.

"So, that is how they decided our rewards." Bang said with his hand on his chin. They all promised to themselves to never speak about this to anyone, one they all agreed on.

"Say, what did you get, Tanaka?" Reigen asked to the now awake Tanaka who rubbed his eyes and looked at the group chat members.

"Yeah, what did you get you lazy ass?" Sora asked while Shiro tilted her head in curiosity.

The others were curious too so Tanaka sighed and said.

"I got this…" Tanaka said showing something.

<You have received _____>

TO BE CONTINUED!

(The Book of Holy Scriptures can be seen on our discord! check it out! only caution 18+ only.)

Created by one of my discord members and a potential writer,

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