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Lizard Cockblocker!!

Jean: wait what?!

Jean yelled when he heard about how much time he was meditating

Yun Che: Yeah, almost 4 months, but what were you doing? I don't think that you meditate for so much time

Jean: 'It was something from my past, it doesn't matter anymore… So, let's go to that mysterious cave...'

Yun Che: wait what? why?

Jean: 'If there is something that Minecraft teached me when I was in my old world, is that every cave has something mysterious or rare inside, and you couldn't feel it but I sense an abnormal energy in that direction'

Yun Che: ok, but can I take back my body?

Jean: 'oh yeah, here'

then Jean passed again the control to Yun Che and turned back to the Sky Poison Pearl, when he turned he was took down from a red blur in the face

Jean: FUU-

he was interrupted when he felt something in his lips and seen Jasmine kissing him while she was above his body and hugging his neck, now he could feel her tongue inside his mouth and he did the same to her.

After 20 seconds they separated and Jean could see clearly Jasmine's face, she hasn't change at all but her eyes were releasing tears and she was gritting her teeth

Jasmine: IDIOT!! Why did you… *hic* leave for so long? *hic*

Jean then smiled and caressed her head while telling her in a gentle tone

Jean: It's ok, I had to calm myself for a bit… But now I am here, and I will promise you that I will not leave you alone again… If it happens then I will do anything possible to get you back, remember it!

Jean: "I will not let you get alone… no matter what…"

when Jasmine heard again those words she looked towards Jean and pulled him in another french kiss for some time

[meanwhile]

Yun Che entered the cave and got a bit inside before hearing a voice, but it wasn't Jean

?: The fire of the Phoenix… so that's how it is. It seems I wasn't mistaken; your body truly does have a bit of the blood of the Phoenix within it

Yun Che: Who… who said that!!

Azure Dragon: Young Human, you do not need to be worried. I am a mere wisp of a residual soul left behind by the Primordial Azure Dragon that watches over this trial ground. I won't harm you

Yun Che: Primordial… Azure Dragon? What the fuck are you making me to do Jean!

[meanwhile]

Jean and Jasmine were still kissing until Jean felt something going down, he glanced downwards and found Jasmine's hand getting slowly down, now he didn't mind much, but before she could reach his pants she was interrupted from a voice outside

Yun Che: What the fuck are you making me to do Jean!

both of them stopped and turned to see the situation outside, Jasmine was shocked and said aloud

Jasmine: What? Primordial Azure Dragon? Head of the various Divine Beasts in the Primordial Era, the Dragon God--- Primordial Azure Dragon!?

Jean: And a fucking cockblocker!

then in front of Yun Che a pair of azure eyes suddenly opened in the pitch-black space overhead. They were similar to the eyes of Jean, but if someone would compare those eyes in the sky with the terrifing eyes of Jean, it would be like comparing a normal class D car with a Bugatti of Class S.

then an endless expanse of aura descended. Yun Che would be intimidated from it if it wasn't Jean that was blocking it by forcibly taking control of his body and releasing his entire Ki against the dragon, who was shocked about the strength of a Divine Extintion Realm, Jasmine was shocked too about the increase he got, then they heard the voice of Jean

Jean: so that's how strong i am currently... and I am still far away from my 100%...

When the Azure Dragon heard that he was surprised, someone who was once a True Profound Realm became right away in the last stage before becoming a True God, and from his tone it wasn't that much!

Azure Dragon: Who are you?!

Jean: I'm Jean, you shitty cockblocker!

Azure Dragon: How dare you treat me like this!

Jean: shut the fuck up you motherfucking ghost! I just stopped meditating after that fucking burned chicken made me remember my past and fucking made my own mother kill myself! Just to find two shitty Flood Dragons in front of me, and when I was having an happy renunion with a beauty, you fucking cockblocked me.

Now you are lucky that I still haven't my own body and my Ki is still blocked otherwise I would snap you like the fucking stick you are!

for every words Jean said the Azure Dragon got angrier, until he made eye contact with him and started to feel something he never though to feel in his life, Fear... He tried his best to being indifferent in front of him and did it.

Jean: now I am going to ask you, if I can complete any trial you have in mind, can I have your soul to create my new body?

Jasmine: are you crazy?! asking him like that about his soul!

Azure Dragon: well, if you can complete my trial then yes, you can, because I will stop existing later...

Jean: ok... Hey Retard, you can come out now...

then he gave back the body to Yun Che who was now fearful because he couldn't protect his body from the aura like Jean did

Azure Dragon: so you are?

Yun Che: I am Yun Che... Primordial Azure Dragon...

Azure Dragon: ok, Yun Che... would you like to try the trial?

Yun Che: yes...

Azure Dragon: before you accept so quickly, I should tell you that there are only two outcomes, one, is passing the trial, the other is death! So, do you wish to do the trial?

Jean: It's ok, I will do my best to protect you... but I will still laugh at you

Yun Che sweatdropped before accepting

Azure Dragon: Excellent, but I am going to tell you, due to the presence of the one who's called Jean inside you, it will be many times harder.

Since I don't have enough power to make a trial worth for someone at being at the Divine Extinction Realm, I will use your strength as basis, but the other one shall intervene only in the second Trial, otherwise you will fall the trial.

Yun Che: Divine Extinction? what is that?

Jean: don't mind it, maybe in future you will know, maybe you don't, it's just the realm my Ki is at...

Hello guys, SURPRISE, NO H-SCENES! I am piece of shit I know that, and I am prideful about it! here is the new chap, there will be another one later then Tomorrow, power levels didn't change, comment, put PS and review, later!

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