Chapter Two

*I'll beat the pillar men is now online*

I'll beat the pillar men: good morningggg!!!!

*caesarino is now online*

Caesarino: uhm Joseph, why are you using the chat if we're all in the same room?

*the prettiest gurl is now online*

The prettiest gurl: its Joseph, what else would u expect lolz

Caesarino: ah, fair enough

I'll beat the pillar men: hey! What do you mean!?

The prettiest gurl: nothing~~

Caesarino: ok I know this is completely irrelevant but this whole name thing is confusing, how about we choose names that are short and simple to remember

I'll beat the pillar men: hmm..... Actually I don't think so, I like my name!

The prettiest gurl: Caesar has a point but I like my name too....

Caesarino: - _-

I'll beat the pillar men: :^

The prettiest gurl: only if you keep your name caesarino!

Caesarino: but-

I'll beat the pillar men: yea, take a favour from both of us!

Caesarino: right fine, suzie wants me to keep my name caesarino, what do you want?

I'll beat the pillar men: hmmmmmm

The prettiest gurl: jojo, private chat me I have an idea!

I'll beat the pillar men: alright!

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*Joseph joestar: jojo*

*suzie Q: QQ*

*Jojo and QQ's private chat*

Jojo: so what was your idea?

QQ: right so, he said we can get him to do anything right?

Jojo: yea? What are you hinting at?

QQ: Tell Caesar to let you hit him in the nuts >:)

Jojo: EVEN BETTER! I CAN TELL HIM TO LET ME HIT HIM IN THE NUTS WITH MY HAMON CHARGED CLACKER VOLLEYS!!!!

QQ: YASSSSSS

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*gc*

I'll beat the pillar men: ok, Caesar you ready for me to tell you what I want from you?

Caesarino: fine, what is it?

The prettiest gurl: I'm just gonna sit here and watch :')

I'll beat the pillar men: you have to let me..... Hit you in the nuts

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*irl (in real life) *

[caesar' s P. O. V]

*I felt a slight blush form onto my cheeks as I spoke to myself quietly so as nobody would hear me*

"wait but..... If he wants to do that.... He'll be touching me there and..... Nobody's ever done that!"

"it's not like I like him or anything.... I just.... It's weird, ill just ask him to do something else! This is stupid!"

"damn you Joseph!"

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*gc/texting*

I'll beat the pillar men: with my supercharged clacker volleys!

Caesarino: I don't think so! Anything else but that jojo!

I'll beat the pillar men: ooooo you scared little caesarinooooo~~

Caesarino: I'm. Not. Scared!

I'll beat the pillar men: I think you areeeee

Caesarino: fine I'll let you do it! Nobody else is watching though!

The prettiest gurl: that's not fair!

Caesarino: or I'm not letting Joseph do it.

I'll beat the pillar men: ughhhhhh cmon Caesar chan that's the while point!

The prettiest gurl: exactly!

Caesarino: I. Don't. Care.

I'll beat the pillar men: fine, nobody else will see

The prettiest gurl: fine.... I won't be there..... (she knows what jojo is thinking so she is going along with it)

Caesarino: good.

*mother is now online*

Mother: what on earth is going on here?

I'll beat the pillar men: MOMMYYYYYY

caesarino: seriously jojo?

I'll beat the pillar men: whatttttt? What's wrong with me calling her mommy? She's my mum after all ¦[

Caesarino: whatever, I'm going out with a friend soon so I gotta get ready, you can hit me in the nuts later Joseph!

*caesarino is now offline*

I'll beat the pillar men: ugh, fine!

Mother: what-.....

The prettiest gurl: you probably shouldent question.... Lol

Mother: ok.... Anyways suzie can you go do the washing?

The prettiest gurl: oh I'm so sorry! I should have done it earlier!

*the prettiest gurl is now offline*

Mother: as for you Joseph, come out for a walk with me, you've been on your phone too much

I'll beat the pillar men:..... Okay....

*mother is now offline*

*ill beat the pillar men is now offline*

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OK I lied this chapter isn't all that good xD but things will start to get spicy soooooonnnnnn btw not ALL of this story will be texting, well anyways its practically 2:00 am where I am so goodnightttt :D