13~ She's really beautiful

James's POINT OF VIEW

I squint my eyes:

"I'm good at fucking them. Women aren't meant to be respected, Edward, how many times do I have to repeat it. "- he rolls his eyes again, giving up his intent, but I insist:

"Do you really like that cheap cook?!"-I can't hold my anger.

"Cook?"-he makes a confused face, so I hasten to correct myself:

"I meant model!" - I don't understand how he can take her for a model.

I don't deny it, she has a great ass and she doesn't have a brain, but she's anything but beautiful.

At first I thought I'd tell Edward the truth, but then I changed my mind, figuring what it would be

funny to see her constantly feeling embarrassed.

"She's really beautiful." - he says with dreamy eyes, while I frown.

'You meant stupid .'- I would like to correct him, but I let him continue in silence, holding back a laugh.

"Besides, she's always ready to ..."

'... be a pain in the ass .'- I think, as his voice gets over my thoughts.

"...to work. You can see that she has worked hard to get here. »- he seems to be talking to himself.

'She's a cook, and to get here she just had to turn a spoon in a saucepan.'

"And then, admit it, she is very beautiful."

"Nothing compared to the waitresses your father hires." - I do not realize that I have spoken aloud

this time until Edward raises and lowers his eyebrows, in an almost mischievous expression:

"Have you met anyone in particular?" - he asks, insisting.

«I met them one by one, indeed, once I met two at the same time.» - I conclude

satisfied, remembering the good times when the twins worked in this house, while he twists his mouth in

a disgusted expression.

" Haven't you ever thought about having a serious relationship? A girl could help you ... "-he starts being the perfect guy every mother wants for her daughter, but I stop him:

"How? By emptying my credit card? "- I laugh ironically, but his expression remains serious.

"I give up." - he raises his hands in the air- "Anyway I won't let Hannah go, whether you like it or not, for me women like her are rare. "-he passes the tong between his lips, making me take a serious face and answer after few seconds:

"Don't give a fuck."

"Don't say that. You are my best friend and the only one I can trust in

this moment, so learn not to look at her badly, as you did last night. »- he points his index finger at me.

I think about it, putting my neurons to work, and immediately an idea comes to mind.

«Then I'll help you with some advice.» - I start, while the darker and nicer part of me starts talking:

"Edward, women are all the same for three reasons: because they have a vagina and two boobs, because they all

like to receive expensive gifts, and thirdly, they all want to be ruled by a proud man. "-

I conclude.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean next time you take her to a restaurant, don't let her choose what to eat, but

you do it for her.

It would be a good start. "

"And how do I know what she likes to eat?"-he asks with a disperate tone.

"We'll find out." - I shrug, while he gives a toothy smile.

"What would I do without you?"

You definitely wouldn't lose Hannah ...

It will be really fun.

"If you have nothing else, I must meet a waitress, for the second time, and I must prepare myself." - 'eating

crap and watching TV until nine in the evening, 'I avoid adding.

"Of course." - rolls his eyes for the umpteenth time when I turn my back and go back to where I came, crossing Kate in the living room, while she bends over the table to collect the remains of the afternoon Gordon's snack.

My eyes go to her thin legs and go higher and higher, until I feel

someone slaps me on the shoulder and wakes me up.

"Heaven in twenty square centimeters." - Carl thinks out loud while looking at Ethan's ass, who gets up from the table greeting his father.

I roll my eyes: I've never endorsed his relationship with Ethan:

"Sex hasn't any sense without a lock and key to stick in the hole."-I comment disappointed.

"What do you mean?" - Carl seems to be very intelligent, but I knew I should never trust appearance.

"Only women have a hole." - I explain with a false smile.

"That's not true, women have two, and men are not without a hole." - his answer leaves me puzzled and

it makes me understand everything I have tried to avoid knowing in my entire life.

"Anyway ... My mother sends me to tell you to go with the cook to do the shopping."

"Tell her to call the driver!" - I reply with a disgusted expression.

"He has to take Edward to the company." -he shrugs, watching me with a confused face.

"Then you go with her." - I complain.

"I would, but I'm going with Gordon." - he greets me, adjusting the headset, while I snort frustrated thinking about the time I'll spend with that baby girl.

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