Chapter 5: I honestly don't know what to name this chapter

After a bath, Mom called me down for dinner, walking in the dining room I saw Rangiku and Orihime sitting around the table.

"Uhh! Hello." I said confused, seeing me Rangiku chuckled while Orihime just cutely turned her head in confusion.

"If your confused your mother asked us to have dinner with her." said Rangiku.

"Oh."

I then went into the kitchen. "Hey Mom you want help setting the table?"

"Sure." she replied.

After helping Miki set the table, we began dinner, it was just Mom and Rangiku asking questions.

"Issei, I'd like a favor." says Rangiku as she set down her chopsticks. I raised an eyebrow at this.

"What?"

"You see Orihime is transferring to Kuoh Academy tomorrow. I'd like you to watch out for her. I know this a lot to ask, but she's kind of an airhead!" says Rangiku with a silly smile.

"Aunt Rangiku!" says Orihime a bit embarrassed. I just smiled and replied "Sure I don't mind."

"Really?! Thank you!" she bowed accidentally hitting her forehead.

"Owie!" she yelped as she held her head. Rangiku shook her head and muttered "What a clumsy girl."

"Are you okay?" asked me Miki

"We should probably take a look at that." I say, but she waved me away. "No I'm fine."

"Really?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Yes." I simply poked her bruised forehead. "Ow!" she yelped again. "Come on there's a first aid kit in the bathroom. I got up and she followed me.

Looking at me Miki narrowed her eye for a moment.

"Alright that should do it." I say placing back the kit in the cupboard.

"Thank you." said Orihime looking down blushing, I've taken the time to use charm on her throughout helping her.

"You know a girl as cute as you should really take better care of yourself." I said as I closed the cupboard.

"E-eh!" she said surprised. "Come on let's go."

Walking downstairs, Mom gave me a sly smile. "You two didn't do anything perverted did you?" said Miki teasingly.

Orihime blushed "W-what no we didn't!" she began to sputter. I swear I could see steam rising out of her head.

"Oh my Orihime I didn't know you were so naughty?" said Rangiku with an equally teasing smile.

"Aunt Rangiku we didn't do anything!" shouted Orihime in embarrassed!

Rangiku chuckled "Geez! We're only teasing you."

A bit later and the two left.

"Issei, I've noticed you've been acting weird." said Miki.

"Weird how?"

"You haven't immediately mention anything about Orihime and Rangiku's boobs." she says.

I just smiled and replied. "Just because I see pair of boobs I like doesn't mean I'll immediately want to oggle them."

"Really?" she didn't sound convinced hit Issei's smirk didn't leave his face. "Well of course." he walked in close to her and used most of his psionic energy into charming her one final time.

"Yours are in my top ten favorite's." her face immediately blushes. "W-what are you saying I'm your mother!" she weakly tries push Issei away but he doesn't budge.

"Hahaha!" he chuckles. "I didn't know you were this easy to tease? See you later Mom, I'm gonna go dye my hair." he say a he walked upstairs.

"That boy!" Miki huffs, with her blush still present on her face. But she couldn't but rub her legs together.

She stopped feeling a wetness between her legs.

"What the hell?"

The next day rolled around and Issei turned off his alarm clock. He got up and stretched.

But his back felt off it. Looking behind him he saw two brownish red wings. He was about panick but calmed down.

"Ddraig how do I fix this?" I asked. Luckily I was shirtless, I liked sleeping shirtless.

(Just relax and will them away.)

'That easy?'

(That easy.)

And so I followed his advice it wasn't even hard, it's like opening and closing my eyes to be honest.

"I wonder." I muttered as I made redish brown scales appear on my arms. "Huh? Neat."

I got up and went into the bathroom. My hand went through my hair, I couldn't help but smile. I was a blonde in my past life, I liked the colour black better though.

Closing the bathroom door, I extend a hand out. A purple magic circle formed and Spell sword rose out of it.

'That's pretty neat. I can just summon them by will.' I smiled as I returned the living sword back to the summon home.

A bit later I bid my mother farewell when I met up with Orihime. Being the only friend she has currently I didn't mind walking with her to school.

She looked hella hot in the uniform too. After some compliments about my hair we went off.

Soon we met up with Matsuda and Motohama.

"Hey guys." I called out to them, they turned around their eyes immediately landed on Orihime.

"Issei who's the hottie?!" says the baldy. "And did you dye your hair?" added glasses.

So I introduced her to the two. "Her name is Orihime l, she's transferring to our school today."

"Orihime these guys are my friends Matsuda and Motohama, be careful of these guys they are massive perverts." I say, the two tried punching me but I dodge.

"What the hell man!" says glasses in anger. "Yeah your a pervert too!" baldy added.

"Yeah, the truth is I only play along with you guys. I'm not really crazy about boobs and porn. That doesn't mean I'm not a pervert, I'm just not really crazy about all that stuff as you guys. It was an act." I say dodging all their attacks.

""Huh?""

Hearing this two stopped shocked at my words. "C'mon Orihime we'll be late."

"Oh yeah!" she turned to the two frozen perverts and bowed. "It was nice meeting you." she then ran after Issei, leaving the two boys frozen in shock.