Lobo!

As everyone was preparing to leave the funeral we all look up into the sky and see what appears to be a meteorite heading towards. Without a second thought I rush into the sky to stop it, but I wasn't expecting was that instead of a meteorite coming at us it was a man on a bike?!

(clark)" What the! Who the hell are you?"

(Lobo)" Ka'ree kolo lobo kryptonian."

(clark)" I'm sorry what?" I say as he pushes a button on his belt.

(Lobo)" I'm lobo the main man and I was hired to destroy this planet. Leave now kryptonian and maybe the main man will let you go."

(clark)" Not gonna happen."

(Lobo)' Your funeral!" He pulls a chain form his bike and rushes me ."

(clark)" Listen I don't know what you're doing, but a chain isn't really gonna help you here- Ugh." He sent me flying he's strong damn it.

(Lobo)" Still wanna fight?"

(clark)" Absolutely!" I yelled as we charge each other. I rush under him and grab his waist pushing him away from the broken city out towards the desert. This guy is really strong. He might be just as strong as I am. Suddenly I feel him slam down on my back with his fists sending me crashing to the ground below.

(clark)" Ok scratch that He is as strong as I am."

(Lobo)" Ka'ree keezy kryptonian thinks he can frag with the main man."

(clark) here he comes again. I speed towards him and our fists collide with each other creating shockwaves that can be heard for miles. Our collision is so mighty that the earth beneath us shakes and gives way. I go to punch him and he catches my fist. He hits me with a clothesline and uses his foot to slam my head back into the ground.

(Lobo)" Is that all you got kryptonian. Huh? Ahhhhh. Fragin bastich." He yelled as my heat vision bore through his foot.

(clark)" How'd ya like that jack ass!" I resume attacking him. hitting him with repeated punches to the face knocking him into the atmosphere. I then use both my fists to send him crashing back down into the earth following him down with both fists forward. As he hits the ground an explosion goes off that can be seen for miles. Soon after I dive-bomb into him as well creating another massive explosion shaking the nearby cities to their core. As I start to leave I turn around and see him get back up. " Hey you're pretty tough aren't ya big guy."

(Lobo)" Of course I'm lobo last of the czarnian race. The main man was hired to destroy urath! And the main man always delivers."

(clark)" Wait urath."

(Lobo)" Yeah urath."

(clark) I slap my face and sigh as I look at him and say to him. " Hey dumbass this is earth. EARTH! Not Urath."

(Lobo)" What?"

(clark)" This is earth you idiot. You're on the wrong planet idiot."

(Lobo)" Really."

(clark)" Yes!"

(Lobo)" Oh well sorry about that. Earth and Urath sound the same and the distance is about the same. So just consider this event never happened alright. Cool! Cool. Later. Hey ya stupid bike get over."

(clark) I'm not even gonna ask what that guy's problem is. I guess I should go tell everyone else everythings alright."

And like that the fight was over unnecessary as it was. Clark saved the day and Lobo well he's just being Lobo.