Eiji is very sad woo

After finishing helping Serafall with her TV program, Eiji decided to return home.

He was not alone. Besides Serafall, Rias and Brynhildr. the Jupiters Sisters would also be coming with them. However, did that mean they could be called his women? Well...

Eiji thought that way. Although among the Jupiters Sisters, only Mars had really shown interest in him.

He also felt that Diana liked him. Ahem! Not to be narcissistic, but when they acted in the previous event program, her acting as a Goddess who secretly liked Maou and pretended to be human in order to become his co-worker was very natural.

The rest... I don't know, but they must like him because they want to live in his house.

Eiji asked Miss System about this but she seemed to be numb to narcissism— no, not narcissism. But his self-awareness as a man who had conquered many beauties.

So Miss System simply said:

[If you think like that... Then be like that. After all, you'll end up eating them all.]

What kind of answer is that? Why do I feel Miss System is so skeptical of my self-control on beauty?

It doesn't make sense...

Eiji didn't understand.

However, what normal, non-impotent man would refuse six beautiful Goddesses who wanted to live in his house? Of course, not all men. The key is that you have a big house with many bedrooms and you must have a lot of money.

After that, you are free to invite as many women as you want to live in your house.

If you have these conditions but still refuse six Goddesses who want to live in your house...

Eiji would gently say, "You must like eating vegetables and dislike eating meat. You're a herbivore, right?"

There was also Roygun. Tsk! Unfortunately it was still too soon for that woman to live together in his house.

He had not wooed her enough because previously they had only acted together like husband and wife and had yet to cultivate love for each other.

Although before he returned to his house, he teased her by saying: "Roygun, are you okay going home alone?"

"Fufu... I must be fine. Why is Eiji-kun asking? Is he worried about me~?" The strawberry-haired woman with a pair of horns asked coquettishly.

She was teasing him like an Onee-san who was interested in a man younger than her.

In the original work, Eiji knew Roygun liked the protagonist Issei because he was also younger than her.

Aren't we destined for each other? Just kidding but it's not impossible for us to be together.

"Of course, I'm worried. Roygun is so beautiful and I'm worried that there are bad guys out there who want to kidnap her."

"Pfft!" A laugh like a silver bell came out of Roygun's sexy mouth.

At that moment Serafall and the other women could only stand by and watch them tease each other.

Sorry, but you guys will have to endure this dog food for a while.

"Eiji-kun must be joking. I don't think there are any bad guys, at least in the underworld who would dare to kidnap me. But... I'm glad you're worried about me~"

The corners of Roygun's lips lifted and showed a gentle smile.

The way the woman looked at him also became softer.

[Roygun +6]

Yes!

Eiji cheered in his heart. Of course, he was indeed joking about the bad guys who dared to kidnap Roygun. I mean who in their right mind would dare to kidnap the ultimate class devil who was ranked second in the Rating Game?

There might be some villains who would dare to do so but he definitely wouldn't let them touch her. Miss System said he was very possessive, even of women who were not yet in a relationship with him.

Eiji denied that. Isn't it natural to prevent bad things from happening to your friends? However, Miss System always had words to reply to him like—

[Friend? If someone else said that, I could still believe it. But you said Roygun is your friend, host? Put aside the protagonists who are your friends. People know what they're going through as your FRIEND.]

[But since Roygun is a beautiful woman, there's no way you're just friends with her! There is no pure friendship between you and a beautiful woman! No way. Hey... Host, let me correct your words. What you really wanted to say was future wife, right?]

Miss System's tongue was poisonous as usual. Women like Utaha would definitely worship her as her big sister in the future.

Yes, the future. It was a future where Eiji was sure he could slap Miss System's ass and make her beg for forgiveness!

[Hmph! Keep dreaming, host.]

Grrr... Eiji really wanted to bite that woman. If you dare to mock your host, show yourself and mock him to his face!

Hey do you dare?

Unfortunately Miss System ignored him and hummed as if she was listening to music.

I will remember this vengeance and collect it for the future.

"I see."

"Yes. See you soon, Eiji-kun. If you return to the underworld again and want to see me, you can go directly to my house in the Belphegor territory. I will definitely welcome you."

"Haha that's good. But Roygun, aren't you interested in coming with us? You can play with Serafall, Grayfia and the other ladies you might know there."

Eiji also said, "Every night, many of them often have parties or watch movies together. You'll probably have a good time."

"...."

Not just Roygun, but Serafall and everyone else who heard Eiji's words felt that this man's intentions were too obvious.

Are you in such a hurry to pick up a woman?!

Even so, Roygun still smiled and politely refused. But, she said "next time I'll play at Eiji-kun's house.".

Eiji nodded. What a pity. He wouldn't insist of course although he could tell Zekram to make Roygun throw herself at him.

But, that was not his style.

He—Eiji Seiya was a greedy Harem King. Not only did he want the bodies of the women he was interested in, he also wanted their hearts.

In short, he is not a hentai protagonist!

...

And so it was until now—the next day Eiji found himself being embraced by four beautiful women on an extra-large bed.

The women were Serafall, Rias, Brynhildr and one of the Jupiter Sisters, Mars. Each of them was naked, just like him.

Hey~

That's right, last night because they came home late, around 10pm due to the time difference between the underworld and Japan.

After the other Jupiter Sisters were given their respective bedrooms. Unlike her five sisters who went straight to bed honestly, Mars visited his bedroom where he was having a foursome with the three women already mentioned.

While he was pulling Serafall's twintail hair while pounding her pink folds from behind—Rias and Brynhildr were also hugging him while kissing and licking him.

Mars barged in and froze when she saw what they were doing. Especially Serafall who was crawling like a dog and showing a slutty expression.

Even so, it didn't take long for Mars to strip herself and show the naked body of the Goddess of War in front of all of them.

"Eiji, I want to join too!"

"Mars? Sure, lock the door and climb into bed."

Eiji didn't even ask why. Wasn't it obvious? When men and women want each other. In that situation, it doesn't take many words to get started.

Just do it.

So shortly after that.

With Rias coolly holding the camera to film, Serafall and Brynhildr each held Mars' legs and hands above her head. The memory of that scene was so erotic that it reawakened his little brother's erection.

As Eiji kissed Mars' pink lips while caressing her perky breasts and beautiful abdominal muscles as the Goddess of War.

Mars who was panting and sweating said: "Eiji, I can't take it anymore. Put in. Put your penis in my hole... Ahhh~! Yes like that~!"

The Goddess of War's orifice was very tight and Eiji inserted it roughly because the woman was impatient and seemed to like being treated roughly.

That night, when Mars moaned every time he tapped her nursery and released his milk inside her. Protagonist Keima was actually having a nightmare.

Eiji didn't know and didn't care. Serafall and Brynhildr worked together to put Mars in various humiliating positions and he would continue to fuck the blonde woman until she lost her dignity as a Goddess.

Instead of a Goddess of War, last night Mars was like a whore who kept having her holes pounded by his cock.

Eiji was having fun of course, but he had no idea even when Serafall and Brynhildr spread Mars' ass cheeks for him to pound her backdoor with ease. Not only them, all the women in his harem who had joined the group chat were also watching.

Rias was doing a livestream.

Those women are perverts.

[Good morning, host.]

[Good morning, my King. Want me to take care of your morning wood?]

His two golden fingers say good morning. Very good! Especially the last one, she cared so much about her host's body condition that he wanted to cry without tears. It would be good if Miss System emulated Leme in this regard.

Still, having golden fingers like this, what more could he ask for as a host?

"Morning, you two. Leme, I leave it to you. And Miss System, reward me for my hard work."

Leme suddenly appeared out of thin air and immediately crouched down below his crotch to lick his morning wood.

Mars, Rias, Serafall and Brynhildr were still sleeping from exhaustion. Eiji had no other choice but to ask Leme for help.

"Miss System, my reward."

He repeated what he said out of concern that Miss System was deaf.

[I heard it clearly.]

"Then?"

Oh I know, Miss System must be jealous seeing Leme licking her host's morning wood greedily.

How cute.

[No reward.]

"Miss System, sorry. I was just joking. Don't get mad, okay?" Eiji apologized and persuaded the beautiful woman.

But Miss System didn't buy it.

[I'm not angry! I'm not jealous either because it's not the first time I've seen it! I mean you don't have a reward to check.]

"Why?"

Eiji didn't understand. Hadn't he worked hard to act in the Serafall TV show program? Has Miss System finally become an evil boss who doesn't want to pay her employees' salaries?

Miss System, you hurt my heart.

[Huh...]

Miss System sighed as if she was tired. Maybe her conscience felt guilty so she became a good boss who paid her employees.

Eiji waited patiently while cumming inside Leme's hot mouth.

But he was disappointed because—

[Think carefully. Does Serafall's TV show program have anything to do with the plot in the original work?]

"Yes."

[It doesn't!]

"Sigh."

This time it was Eiji's turn to sigh. He entertained himself by squeezing the breasts of Mars and Serafall.

The two women let out small moans in their sleep.

He was so sad!

[...]

Miss System was silent and complained in her heart.

Which man would still be sad when squeezing the breasts of two beautiful women?

And no, you're definitely not sad at all! You're quite excited because you've had a wonderful night and Leme is licking your morning wood right now.

If you can still be sad in your current situation, many men out there must be vomiting blood and want to beat you up.

[No, no, no. As a system, I am very fair. If you insist on wanting a reward- go out to mess with the plot! Or...]

"Or what?"

Eiji was curious about the other options Miss System would give him.

But he was disappointed again because...

[Ding! Congratulations host, because of your 'hard work', you have obtained the recipe for Fukuuchi Udon.]

...

"Wow! Our breakfast today is... Isn't this udon? It smells so good!"

"Udon? Is this udon? It looks cute."

"There are also other foods but why is there udon in the morning?"

"Well it's not entirely usual."

"Grayfia, is there a special reason behind this dish?"

In the dining room.

The first three were Kyouko, Ai, Lala, Run and Tsubaki. The other women also commented but the one who asked the head maid in Eiji's house was Sona.

The girl held her chin with one hand and looked at the silver-haired woman with a curious gaze behind her glasses.

By the way there were no Rias, Serafall, Brynhildr and Mars there. No need to ask, Sona who had watched Rias' live broadcast last night knew at this moment those women must still be sleeping in Eiji's bedroom.

The other five Jupiters Sisters were sitting at the dining table and staring at the dishes on the table curiously. It seemed like it was their first time eating at a dining table of this size.

They had to get used to it because with his fiancée's personality, Eiji would definitely make the table in the dining room even bigger in the future.

"Special reason?" Grayfia who lacked expression on her face felt that Sona was too serious just because of udon.

Although there was indeed a special reason behind it because it was so early in the morning... She glanced at Eiji who was sitting in the living room with Ophis and Kunou.

They were having breakfast in front of the TV while watching cartoons.

Sona and the women in the dining room also saw the scene. Their lips twitched, but many of them smiled because was it just them or was Eiji like a father having breakfast with his two daughters?

"Early in the morning, Eiji-sama gave me an udon recipe called Udon Fukuuchi and asked the maids to make it for breakfast. I've tasted a bit of it and it's really good, give it a try." Grayfia said before she walked back to the kitchen. Asia and the other maids followed her ass.

The women at the dining table were a little surprised. It was unusual for Eiji to do that which made them even more curious about the udon on the table.

Since the recipe for the food came from Eiji. It was definitely unusual. Many of them started to get excited, especially when they saw the appearance of the udon with golden soup, thick glossy white noodles, green onions, slices of pink kamaboka (fish cake) in the shape of cherry blossom petals and thin fried tofu pieces with fox faces.

Just by looking at the appearance of the food, people would be enticed to taste it.

The women, including Sephie, were no exception. They picked up their chopsticks or spoons and tasted the Fukuuchi Udon.

!!!

They all widened their eyes and couldn't help but groan.

"Hmmnnn~!"

"Aaahhh~!"

"Ahh~ W-What is this? It's delicious~!"

The cheeks of the beautiful women began to turn red and beads of sweat began to drip on their skin.

In the eyes of men— for example Eiji who was now watching from the living room— the scene looked erotic, reminding him of the effect of eating food at a certain franchise.

[Thank you for the food!]

Eiji suddenly thanked. Usually the women commented but now? They ignored him and continued eating their food.

...

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