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Dave🥰:
Hey Madds, are you guys up?
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prepubescent shakira:
Yeah, what's up?
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Dave🥰:
I think we broke instagram
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prepubescent shakira:
Oh yeah, Zane told me
And apparently we're trending on google too🤦🏼♀️
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Dave🥰:
Are you fucking serious?
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prepubescent shakira:
Yup
Just checked and it says "trending now"
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Dave🥰:
Wow, I guess we really did something😂
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prepubescent shakira:
"We"?
Uh uh, no sir, YOU'RE the one who ignited this whole fire
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Dave🥰:
Now don't you DARE turn the blame onto me
It's not MY FAULT you looked REALLY fucking cute last night
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prepubescent shakira:
😳.....
damn Dave, you think I'm cute?
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Dave🥰:
Yes, very
What about it
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prepubescent shakira:
Oh nothing,
I just think you did something to set off the whooole internet into thinking we're dating
And that you also think I'm SOOOOO gorgeous😘
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Dave🥰:
I guess I did set off the internet
and I guess I do think you're really beautiful
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prepubescent shakira:
I guess you're right about agreeing with me on everything I just told you❤️
And I guess you're gonna have to watch what you comment on my posts from now on mister😉
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Dave🥰:
No promises Madeleine 😉
Plus, I still have your number, so we can have plenty of "behind closed doors" conversations
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prepubescent shakira:
David Julien Dobrik!
We haven't even gone on a first date yet!
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Dave🥰:
Oh is that what we're going to call it?
A "date"?
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prepubescent shakira:
The last I recall, it was YOU who said it was a date, but yeah, we're going on a date
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Dave🥰:
Fuck
You're right
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prepubescent shakira:
You better watch what you say from now on sir,
You're not supposed to be Rated R
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Dave🥰:
Can't promise I'll do that Madds
And by the way, you should call me "sir" more often, I like it
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