Group Chat

FIVE DRUNK INFLUENCERS

twitter personified Olivia Blake

might be a witch Emma Miller

prepubescent shakira Maddy Riley

all types of aesthetic Valerie Brown

lord and savior henry Zane Hijazi

lord and savior henry:

OKAY YOU AND DAVID NEED TO STOP👏🏼FUCKING👏🏼PLAYING👏🏼 WITH MY FEELINGS!!!!

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might be a witch:

Yeah

I'm Ur best friend and you're not even telling me all the details

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all types of aesthetic:

Y'ALL ARE LITERALLY PDA ON INSTAGRAM

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twitter personified:

YOU BETTER BE MAKIN' BABIES WHEN WE GET BACK OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA YOU

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prepubescent shakira:

May I speak?

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all types of aesthetic:

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION BITCH

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prepubescent shakira:

I already warned him about breaking the internet X2 but he just had to go and run his mouth like that

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might be a witch:

I mean...we aren't complaining....

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lord and savior henry:

Das true

But like, where're the kids?

I'm waiting to hold my beautiful niece/nephew in my arms

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prepubescent shakira:

You guys literally make me lose brain cells 😑

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twitter personified:

Well I better be seeing some CUTE ASS PICS from the double date you, Ems, David, and Todd are going on

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might be a witch:

Wait wut

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Prepubescent shakira:

Oh we're 100% doing that Emma

No objections

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lord and savior henry:

Now it's your turn to act all coy and shy BIATCH

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prepubescent shakira:

WE CAN FINALLY ATTACK SOMEONE THAT ISN'T ME

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