why do you look like me

[Because I am your system┐( ∵ )┌] the voice said

"Can you please stop making expressions? It's freaking me out" Alex complained. This system's expressions weren't gullible.

[Ohk] A short response was all the voice threw at Alex.

'I don't think I will have a peaceful life with this type of system' Alex grumbled inwardly.

[Umm...I can hear your thoughts though and don't worry, I am the best system you could ever wish for(◔‿◔)] the voice suddenly butted in on Alex's thoughts.

"Great! I don't even have privacy anymore? What else can I expect from you?"Alex scoffed at the voice.

"sigh, what system are you by the way".

[I am the combination of the creation system and the speed system] the voice said proudly.

Alex was glad to know he had the creation system, although he wanted the God system or luck system, this was still acceptable.

"So do you have a name or what?"

[Host should name me]

" Are you a boy or a girl?"

[Which do you want, host~? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧]

"TKS!"

Alex socked cold breath when he imagined a robot with a seductive smile, that definitely wouldn't be healthy for the eyes.

[Stop thinking that. I am currently formless and not a robot ಠ_ಠ] the voice retorted. It felt that its pride was being butchered by Alex's toxic thinking.

"Haha, I kind of feel good when I imagine your angry expression. ''Alex's heart felt good when this devious system of his got angry. Maybe he should try to provoke it whenever he was in a bad mood in the future?

[Really? Should we rend each other's hearts?✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧]

Alex suddenly felt a chill down his spine when he heard the system's words. He immediately abandoned his earlier thoughts.

He let out a few dry coughs and hastily changed the topic "So I can decide your form and give you a name, right?"

Although the voice knew that Alex was just trying to change the topic. It didn't dwell on it either, its duty was to aid its host and not to argue.

[Yes and it's a one-time thing. Once it's done now, you won't be able to change it again,e..v..e...r] The voice stressed the words for Alex to understand how crucial this project of theirs was.

"O-okay. I don't know much about female stuff but I certainly don't want to be stuck with a male system forever so let's say a lady?-Girl? -Woman?..... Aren't they all the same? Alex scratched his head awkwardly

[Oh.....do you... perhaps have some kind of fetish? Interesting I must say. So what sizes should my chest and butt be,h~o~s~t? (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*.] The voice said while giggling.

So straightforward??

Alex sighed again with a calm expression and said so religiously

"Can't you change your words? I am sixteen, you know, right?"

[(*_*)] The voice was so shocked that it couldn't find the right words to say at the moment.

"You can make that kind of face now?" Alex was surprised by the system's shocked face.

[(+_+)..... yes] the system finally regained its abilities to speak. It had finally calmed down from Alex's surprise attack. It honestly didn't see that coming.

"But why the shocked face?" Alex wondered.

[Y-you!... sigh..have you ever met a sixteen years old immortal??] System-Kun was now depressed.

"Huh? So you know about my past life too?" Alex marveled at how well-informed the system was.

*....*

The system was once again rendered speechless. What did this guy mean by so you know about my past life? Wasn't he the one talking about immortality, system, and other random things with it?

Why was he suddenly behaving like a sleepy monkey who had been brought to a circus unaware?

While our 'very tired system' was busy wallowing in its private pool of speechlessness. The almighty Alex, who had just conquered the system's thinking empire unknowingly, was still waiting for the dazed system's reply.

Alex waited for nearly two minutes but the only response he got was the chattering of bugs from the bushes.

Alex wondered whether the so-called system might have finally left him alone. Was all that a prank? Ugh! This felt awful.

Alex decided to just try calling out to the system. As much as he hated to admit it, Alex was truly anxious. He wanted all this to be true, so he didn't give up, at least not yet.

"S-system? Are you there?" Alex asked in such a low tone that it could even pass for a whisper.

After what seemed like a few years for Alex, the system finally gained clarity from Alex's earlier surprise assault.

[Ah! Yes, I am here, where were we....ahh, yes, you should name me now and tell me the sizes so I can complete modifying my appearance] the system suggested after regaining its bearing.

Alex took a deep breath in relief. Thank goodness, the system didn't go away. He patted his chest to calm his heart which had started to run amok without him realizing it.

The system was puzzled about Alex's reaction but quickly kicked the worrywart's thought away, it wasn't its duty to babysit Alex, so Alex could take care of himself.

[Tell me already, so we can leave this place] 

The system's impatient voice echoed in Alex's head, which snapped Alex's attention back to reality. That's right, they were still inside the forest, they had to leave soon.

"Hmm, let me think. Ok, well your sizes should be big..ahem...I meant, it Should be appropriate, not too small and not too....big"Alex squeezed those words out with a poker face. He didn't want to give this naughty system of his a chance to tease him or anything.

[Fufufufu, of course, I heard you,h~o~s~t] The system's teasing voice came into Alex's mind again.

Alex almost lost his composure when he heard how the system stressed the 'host' with that alluring voice that Alex did not remember it having. Maybe it was because he had chosen a gender for the system? Hmm, probably.

Seeing how Alex didn't react to its teasing, the system wasn't discouraged and just kept on carrying out its duty like no man's business.

[How about my name?] 

"Zero" Alex answered in a heartbeat.

[Huh?] The system was confused. Was its host counting something?

"Your name is zero" Alex stated strongly, implying that he had made his final decision

[H-host calm down a bit, y-you can think about it first ok?] System had earlier thought that maybe Alex was counting something but it wasn't keen on knowing what it was, it was only after Alex confirmed the statement did it dawn on it that its host had given it such an unromantic name. Unforgivable!

"Didn't you say I can only do it once? So what's the use of thinking more?" Alex wasn't planning on changing it anyway. This system was always teasing him, so he was going to counter at every chance he got.

The system just sighed and accepted reality. It quickly went from a begging system to a naughty system again.

This attitude greatly surprised Alex; this system was having a mood swing in a fraction of seconds.

The system on the other hand wasn't taking its name to heart for two simple reasons.

Firstly, it's considered Alex's naming skill to be at a miserable rank, so he could not come up with any good name to give it.

Secondly, the name wasn't going to be in use that much since only Alex could talk to it, who else was going to mention the name then?

After considering these two facts, zero(system), chose not to persuade Alex to Change its name.

[Ok, now the last part, do you want a mature woman or a teenager like yourself? Mind you, I won't grow in appearance, so choose wisely. If you choose a young girl, I will stay that way for eternity but.....

If you choose a mature woman, I can guarantee that you won't get bored (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ]

Alex was listening attentively at first because zero's words sounded serious but the last part of its speech made Alex curse in his heart, this shameless system.

"Zero"

[Mm?] Zero could somehow feel there was something wrong with Alex's tone but couldn't place a finger on it.

"Would I be able to hit you?" Alex inquired

Zero wondered why Alex would ask such a question but it still answered anyway [I don't think so host, after all, I don't have a physical body] it emphasized.

[Why did you ask by the way?] It's inquired

"Because you are pissing me off! What do you think of me? Some pervert or what?" Alex roared in pure anger. He wondered who the hell gave this system such an annoying personality.

[Wow! Calm down, host. Ok I will stop, promise] zero was taken aback by Alex's outburst, it could only apologize to cool the boiling teenager

A/N:guys please leave me a comment if you notice any errors that need corrections, also like and support me with votes, I just started this book and my updating speed is currently slow, please bear with me.

(And it's my first book actually)

I promise to increase my speed as we get more mages*wink*...