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I'm The Devil

WSA 2024 entry novel Synopsis Getting Reincarnated as the Biblical Devil isn't something our protagonist ever thought was possible. He was a firm believer and knew how powerful God and the Angels were, they are existence that are not to be thrived with especially God. But here he was as the Archangel Samael, the left hand of God or the poison of God casted from Heaven to hell for rebelling against his Father, God. "what is the meaning of this, is this God's doing" our protagonist wondered as he knew very well that there is no way that the Almighty would not know something about this. So he decided to wait a little while to see what would happen to him but something else happened, what he had expected did not happened, so he has to take in the fact that he is now the new Devil, the Lord of Hell, Lucifer Bloody Morningstar. check out my other works. The Omnipotent System My Infinite System

I'm Leveling Up Too Quickly

I’ve thought of every possible solution, tried every possible method, worked till he forgot to eat and sleep, and toiled constantly… in order to just cultivate a little slower, but the system just wouldn’t let him! Special Opportunities System: Congratulations to the host for breathing for the first time, you have received 300 level-up points. Congratulations on leveling up! Special Opportunities System: Congratulations to the host for eating for the first time, received 3000 level-up points, congratulations on leveling up! Special Opportunities System: Congratulations to the host for holding hands for the first time, received 30000 level-up points, congratulations on leveling up! … System, can you stop making me level up? In order to have fewer of your “special opportunities” I’ve been lying on the bed for the last 100 chapters. Why am I still leveling up so quickly? If I continue leveling up, my father, the emperor, would definitely kill me out of jealousy!

The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce

When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her. In a critical situation, she climbed into the black car that was parked by the roadside. In the back car seat sat a handsome man where cold ruthlessness was a constant fixture on his face. He looked like someone who could not be trifled with. Feng Qing patted her dirty little hands. "So, mister, I noticed that loneliness is written all over your face. What do you think about having a wife who has now presented herself to you?" Xie Jiuhan was commonly referred to as the Ninth Master. He was the overlord of Capital City and had a volatile personality. He was stubborn and ruthless. The socialites in the Capital City used all means, but none of them came close to even touching the hem of Master Ninth's clothes. From this day onward, rumors started to spread in Capital City. Ninth Master, who usually steered clear of women, raised a petite little wife in the manor and spoilt her to the core. Master Ninth: "My wife is too weak to take care of herself." The doctor: "Then, who's that lady who shattered someone's kneecap with a single kick?" Master Ninth: "My wife used to live in villages, she's not good at her studies." The students in Capital University: “Your wife keeps getting number one in every examination. If she's not good at her studies, what are we? Retards?" Master Ninth: “My wife is extremely timid. She's not met many bigshots or prominent figures." The public: “Please shut up!" The leading authority in medicine, science professors, and famous international directors queued outside your house, begging to see her! Yes, your wife had not met bigshots or prominent figures before because she was the most prominent figure here.

You Think I Won't Talk?

Elizabeth, a girl with an unusual personality is reincarnated into the body of a mute woman in what appeared to be medieval times. However, the people surrounding her seemed familiar. She had transmigrated as the dead villainess's older sister in a +19-rated novel she read long ago in her past life. Marianne, the previous owner of the body, had a tragic past. Abused by his obsessed older brother and little sister, the part of her soul left in the body doesn't give Elizabeth freedom. Now she will discover the truth behind Marianne's condition, experience unknown feelings, and recall her past to overcome these new difficulties. 'I'm gonna go crazy...how is it that this girl didn't even have her name mentioned in the novel?... some authors really are idiots...' _________________________________ Give some love to my other book too ^^~ • Barbaric Spouse, Descry the Night's Lure * To find my book you have to either search the title or my pen name. It will not show on my profile. _________________________________ TAGS: #R18 #SlowPaced, #Romance, #Smut, #Medieval, #Trauma, #Father&Daughter... (Sigh... so many tags... do emphasise #SlowPaced ^^) _________________________________ This is an original Story ^^ Author: XimenoideX

Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!

Author-san here! Well, I know you're all here for some adventure, so don't worry. I've got you covered! (^0^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly lean back into your seats and read away!  Of course, don't forget to check out my other books: •I'm The King Of Technology. •Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? •And finally: 'In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park.' You can also visit my website for more books: https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/ Well, that's enough of that. So back to the synopsis! ...... What to do? Ji Feng suddenly found himself in the body of a youngster named Wolfram Lockhart, the son of the deceased village head. Okay. So he transmigrated. That, he could live it.  But please... Can anyone tell him why he transmigrated with such a crazy system by his side? [Host, it looks like your uncle is heading your way. Hahahhahaha~... Host, you're about to get butchered. This is fun to watch!] '_' [Host, host, where are you going? So what if you're as weak as a chicken? Come on, dive into the battle. What's the worst that can happen?] '_' [Wait! Host, where are you doing? The battlefield is that way! Host! Host! Host!.. Dammit! What a waste of heavenly popcorn!] (:T^T:) .... One boy, one unbelievable system.  Ji Feng... No!... Wolfram Lockhart... now found himself in the strange world of Grandia, starting from the weakest level ever... A mortal! In this world of palladium, Sky ranking abilities, and Creatures of myths and legends, Wolfram only had one domain from it all.  With his head to the heavens and his little man out of his pants, he was quick to spray his fluid while raining uncountable curses at them.  Why? Why in God's name did they send him a Suicidal system?

I'm A Baller

When a person is poor, everything the person does is wrong, even breathing. DING, congratulations host! You will get a fixed amount of money every time you breathe. DING, you just ate a really delicious lobster and hence, here is a card that allows you to eat spicy food. DING, you had quality sleep today and hence, you have 20% more energy buff that lasts throughout today. In a tycoon system, everything in life brings surprises. Coach, I want to learn racing!

Hi I'm married, but I'm sleeping with my boss

Meilin Yee Luan, a woman in her early twenties. She's sure she made the worst decision of her life. She married an irresponsible man and has to deal with the burden of living with him. Bao Luan, her husband. He's an arrogant drunk. He doesn't care about the fact that his wife Is working multiple 9-5 jobs just to make sure they live a comfortable life. She gets little time to herself and has to deal with his poor sexual desires and his rudeness. He drinks all day, he yells, he sits around doing nothing and he hits her without thinking twice. She wished she never met him in highschool, she wished she had listened to her friends back then when she was still a naïve teen. She wished she didn't accept that ring. She wished she ignored his good looks and went further to know who he really was. Her present condition almost leads her to the brink of suicide, but the little image of her mother each time she tries to take her life pops up in her head and she puts the knife away. Her situation didn't change. Day by day it worsened, the financial burdens increased when her husband left home for a long time and she has to deal with his debts all alone with no help. Her family cut ties with her and she was left alone to live with her husband. She wishes to apologize to them but as long as she's still his wife she can't go back. Her depression increased when she lost her jobs and she was struggling to get a better one but the good spots were all taken. She's forced to work as an elevator girl in a famous company and earns a medium salary. Her life was in for a change the day she was trapped in the elevator with a stranger. The CEO himself. Note image used as the cover is not mine. It's only used until someone volunteers to make me one suitable for my book. Credit goes to the original artist. Thank you important notice: I do not offer my readers 100% accuracy. I do not offer a 100% perfect book. If you're the sensitive type that has nothing else to do but insult books, you've come to the wrong place. But if you're a somewhat considerate person, you can read. Just don't be disrespectful to me. I have feelings. I'm not a bot writer, what I do offer you is a work written by a 100% human with flaws.

I'm a Stingray?

"The hell!? Why am I underwater?" [System reboot] [Loading...] [I'm your ocean survival system, you are my servant] [Feed me points, and I'll show you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades] "Oh for the love of..."

I Was Reborn and I Think I Love the Villainess

Calder Monroe Llyr Kaimana couldn't stop his hands from sweating. He wasn't even sure how he was even holding everything together. He didn't even know how he found the courage to speak up but he did and he did it during his older brother's coronation celebration. Taki Hamako woke up in the Kingdom of Mariella and to his horror in someone else's body. Worse, he heard some names that sounded way too familiar. The name of the body he was in, the body's older brother crown prince Esai Asher Blake Kaimana, Britille Freyer and Syria Trent. "It can't be! It's all the same!" He thought as he watched from the sidelines. They were the names of the last novel his company's star author wrote! Taki couldn't believe his eyes or ears but everything was the same and he couldn't let them die. "Why did her boyfriend break up with her?! Then this novel's ending wouldn't be a blood bath!" Taki now Calder cried inside his heart. "Oh no it's happening!" He cried again. The Baron Freyer is bringing up his daughter alongside Count Trent while Chancellor Graham is leading them. Calder needed to stop the event from happening. "My King!" Chancellor Graham started but Calder interrupts. "My dear King I want these women as my bride candidates!" Now he's done it. "Sure!" His brother proclaims. Calder pales, he didn't think before he acted, worse THE KING KNEW HE WAS BAD WITH WOMEN! Past or present he sucked. That's why Taki's parents arranged his marriage! What's he to do now? He wanted to save everyone but will he save both Villainess and Heroine? Choose a sex fiend or dominatrix? He just wanted to bang his newly wedded wife back in his own world and live a normal, happy life! What the hell happened?!

I'm The Best!

<p><strong>You want me to calm down? Calm your head!</strong></p><p>This father wants to act cool!</p><p>No, it wasn&#x27;t posturing, it was truly awesome!</p>

I've Reincarnated And I'm OP!

Edgardo was a young 15-year-old student who, due to being distracted with his cell phone, fell into a sewer, due to the depth of the sewer, Edgardo died instantly when he hit the solid concrete. Believing that that had been the end of him, Edgardo found himself in a very strange place where there was a person who would completely change what he once believed.

I'm the Spider

I'm Not A Hero!

Superpowers are not all they are cracked up to be! Nathan Grant wanted nothing more than to live quietly after the tragedy his power caused when he was younger but fate has other plans for him, including meeting a mysterious woman named Sierra that no one can seem to remember... *Set in the same universe as The Sound of Silence* *Cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*

I'm a Snake?

"The hell? Where am I?" [I am your land survival system, you are the new owner of this snakezoid body] [Obey me, and I shall teach you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades] "What the... are you on shrooms?" ... The world that William reincarnated to, was weird. It wasn't necessarily littered with 'merlins' who could taunt actual dragons with their powers, but those who did have powers, could not be underestimated either. Once he reincarnated in this world full of snakes and lizards, William had expected to deal with a couple of fireballs at best, but no, it was dangerous to walk around without getting his head blown up. There were plenty of magicians who wielded intelligence-based powers, for example, which to some extent made them invincible too! Those weren't even the most powerful magicians, no! People were so attuned to the environment around them, along with their own bodies, that plenty of powers originated from such sources! Follow William's journey as he skims through the system's sarcasm, to grasp his rightful rise to power. Follow his journey on shifting a whole country's politics to his will, to achieve some ulterior motives, regarding his ascension to another realm! Notes; - I have no clue to whom the original cover belongs to, feel free to contact me for this matter. - Regarding the update rate ~ often times this novel will seem like it's barely updating, or not at all, but note that it's not dropped, I will finish it. You can start reading it now, or add it for later and wait for it to complete, but either way, feel comfortable that your time and money won't be lost with this novel. If not more, it promises a plot and world worth waiting for. - The novel will be 4-5 volumes long, or approximately 360-480 chapters ~ 600k words max. It seems short in comparison to some other novels in the app, but it's only because the MC is destined to become overpowered at the later portions of the novel. Other tags; Shapeshifers, shapeshifter MC, shapeshifter love interest, snake-people, lizard people, demons, demon MC, harem, light smut, realm, realm splitting, time dilation - light physics included, city building, ruling from the shadows, power lust, sects, religious sects, magic, IQ, intelligence upgrades (with brain lobes described), intelligence based powers, body tampering, expansive ancient history/mystery, pyramids, pyramid building, multi dimensional characters (ex. eight dimensional).

I think I'm too overpowered

This is my first story I am writing on Webnovel so sorry if it's bad. I am only doing this for fun so sorry if I don't post for a while. Any suggestions about improving my story or even hateful comments are helpful. But I hope you can enjoy my story at least a little. Also I'm bad at writing a synopsis so please read a couple chapters to see if it's enjoyable.

I'm Not Barren

Perjalanan rumah tangga yang Nathan dan Adelia jalani begitu manis pada awalnya, tapi ketenangan keduanya harus terusik oleh intimidasi dari ibu mertua Adelia. Mertuanya terus mendesak Adelia untuk segera memberikannya cucu, padahal Adelia dan Nathan juga menginginkan hal yang sama. Tapi tuhan masih belum mempercayai mereka untuk menjadi orang tua. Hingga dengan seenak hati mertua Adelia mengklaim jika menantunya itu mandul membuat perasaan Adelia hancur. "Jangan pernah pergi dariku, karena aku selalu menerima apapun keadaanmu." Nathan Mahendra. "Aku selalu di sini dengan kelapangan hati." Adelia Anjani. Akankah pernikahan Adelia dan Nathan tetap berjalan harmonis, atau mereka menyerah karena keadaan yang memaksa? Ikuti kisah mereka di I'm Not Barren

I Think This is Where I Should be.

Just like the story of Utawarerumono, the course of life is determined by one's choices. Takes a much different perspective from everything in light novels that take the issekai theme. Ichibei Raven Romanova is an ordinary student. He always lived life like other normies and otaku, but some time later, he realized that he was descended from humans in another world. Will his peaceful life change just like that? Thus, it begins a story about the journey of a young half otaku and normies to achieve what he wants, be it an elf, a passionate, beautiful girl. Everything will be achieved if he is able.

I Think I Am Reincarnated Into An Otome Game

I, Talia Rosetta Bright died. A PATHETIC death. I got EATEN by a dog. I'm not even sure if that's a dog. Yes, it's eaten NOT BITTEN. I am not proud of how I died. Then... Then there is another thing that happened to me. Its crazy, like really. I got Reincarnated! Like What The Heck?! My death is pathetic and now I am Reincarnated and this is all so crazy! I just don't know what kind of place this is. It has magic and nobles. It's like ancient but at the same time not. Its like I'm inside a Game. I think Im reincarnated in an otome game or in some sort of fairytale book. How right I am! I really am reincarnated into an otome game! This is super crazy. Oh my name is Luciana Celestia Eclipse Harvort...sounds like an important person. Ooops..... Now I remember. I am the Villainess! This is crazy!!! What should I do?

I'm The Beast

"I'm not impressed." He said and Kalina guessed the laughter in his words. "Still." She returned, trying to match his amusement and completely failing. That man had a knack for annoying her, that was for sure. ¿Why? Kalina didn't know for sure. She felt a little stupid about the discovery, but there was something else. Something attracted her to him, that was undeniable.

I'm the boss ลูกพี่หุ่นเทวะ

หลังจากเสียชีวิตเพราะอาการป่วยโรคประหลาด หลิงหลานได้ทะลุมิติมายังโลกอนาคตอีกหนึ่งหมื่นปีข้างหน้าด้วยการช่วยเหลือของระบบการเรียนรู้ เธออยากใช้ชีวิตร่างใหม่อย่างสงบสุข ทว่าโชคชะตากลับเล่นตลกให้จำเป็นต้องปลอมตัวเป็นผู้ชายเพื่อสืบทอดตระกูล คุณชายน้อยผู้สืบทอดพลังหุ่นรบขั้นเทวะจำต้องเดินหน้าต่อไปสู่เส้นทางที่ไม่มีวันย้อนกลับซึ่งเต็มไปด้วยความท้าทายไม่รู้จบ!