You know what?

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The class representative turns her face at Han, who is still in his daydreaming state and laughing: "Ehehehe."

Standing behind her, I can indeed feel the cringe atmosphere.

At one point, Laura, Kurokawa, and Rachel start to cover their faces with one hand. As for the class rep, she has the other hand grasping mine tightly.

It feels warm. So warm.

"I can't even..." Laura mutters.

Poor class rep. Witnessing that scene must be hard.

Han is disgusting. Truly and utterly disgusting. More importantly, he seems to have forgotten that many people are looking at him and indulging him in a fantasy created by his imagination.

What a virgin! With just holding hands, he is already on the verge of hysteria. He is nothing like me, who has already gotten used to it after a few hours. Look at how calm I am! That is the difference between me, a veteran, and Han, a newbie on the road to love.

...

But he will lose his virginity in a few hours, though.

It is not on him. It is about his childhood friend, Rachel. Yet I still have to say that the guy moves faster than lightning. Or should I say Rachel moves faster than lightning? Does it matter that much right now?

Probably not.

Either way, according to the known legend, he will not become a wizard once he gets to 30 years old since he will have his cherry popped. I do not even know if he could survive until his 20s.

Poor guy. I want to tell him what a yandere means. I really do. However, I will not do that. As the protagonist of this story, it is his duty to carry out everything to the end. He still has a lot of heroines to conquer and death flags to avoid.

Either Laura has deliberately hidden the other half of the truth about the definition of a yandere, or she does not understand fully what that is. Regardless, they are both beneficial to me.

If Han does not understand the concept of yandere, he will not be so defensive and will continue to be clueless all the time.

Thanks to being oblivious of his surroundings, he will soon fall into the hands of the main heroines again. Therefore, it will be best if he understands naught.

Hmmm? What is that? I think Rachel steps forward a little?

That is a dangerous sign since she can pounce at any given moment. Well, at least she does not have her yandere plot device at this point, so there should be less of an issue facing a crucial side character like Laura.

"Tch." Rachel clicks her tongue. She sounds a bit annoyed. "You are wrong."

Laura shrugs her shoulders.

"I don't care."

Oof. Why do you need to be so straightforward?

That said, I still need to be vigilant. Nothing has been the same, and I can only react when things happen. If Han's childhood friend attacks Laura, I will jump out and run while pulling the class rep's arm.

After all, she is my girlfriend right now. And as a boyfriend, I have to protect her at all costs. Fake lovers or not, I am not letting her die in front of my eyes this time.

Oops, I forgot. I do not have eyes. In front of my face, then.

Of course, I can also die while protecting Laura and will have everything reset to the start of the game at the school gate. I do not want that for now, not going to lie. All of that is because of the strange change in the class rep.

And Kurokawa quickly catches up with the conversation.

"You should. We all have to, actually. And don't act like you don't know anything."

"Oh, sorry about that. Let me adjust my sentence for you two."

The class rep then uses one hand to straighten her outfit.

"I do not give a damn!" Again, Laura stresses.

I feel like she is a bit more agitated this time. Why, though? Is it because she hates Kurokawa? Or is it because she has to repeat herself?

Regardless, things are not looking so well for everyone.

Kurokawa focuses intensely on the class rep.

"Is this the real class representative? Talking like a savage to her classmates?"

Laura nods.

"Yes."

If I were a real man, I would tell Laura to back down and stop provoking Rachel and Kurokawa because that will lead to many unfortunate events.

But I am most definitely not a real man. As a result, I will stand here quietly like a good boy.

I am so pathetic. Not any less than Han, to be honest.

Wait!

That gives me an idea!

Let me first take a quick look at the main protagonist.

...

Yeah, Han has a tired expression on him.

The guy and I exchange a nod. I can finally understand you a little, brother. I will help you out as soon as possible.

Again, the girls are just bickering with each other. There is really no need for me to be here. Right now, it seems clear that they are in a heated discussion, and that argument can lead to a drastic end immediately.

My plan is simple. Leave with Han.

He wants to go home. I want to go home. The rest I need to do is to tell him that. Obviously, if I were to walk home alone, that would be the best-case scenario. However, I would have my memories erased.

In the end, he has to go with me.

We are the pathetic duo.

"Han, it looks like our friends need some alone time." I call out to the only guy besides me.

"Y-yeah..." He looks around him.

"Since Laura seems to be very misleading, let me give you an explanation." But as I am about to tell Han to go first, Kurokawa switches the target from Laura to him.

Damn it, Kurokawa! How did you manage to catch it so fast?

The guy is startled after hearing his name: "Eh?"

Wait! Wait! Kurokawa! Stop! Stop! Do not tell him what a yandere is!!!

"Yandere is someone who can kill under the name of love. They are very violent in nature and will do absolutely anything to achieve their goals."

Hold on! Hold oooooooon!!!! That is too much information!

"Yes, Han. Kurokawa is right. The yanderes are very likely to kill and torture even their loved ones. For example, parents, siblings, friends, et cetera, are not an exception for a yandere. As long as those people stand between the alleged yandere and their love interest, they will not hesitate to end those lives." Rachel looks straight into the eyes of her childhood friend.

Why on the god damn earth would you reveal that? He is going to be so defensive now!! If he is like that, how can you make him your love?

Rache, you messed up! Big time!!

UGH!!

This situation is just the worst! How am I going to fix this?!

Reset is coming! It is definitely coming!

"Oh really?! That is what a yandere is? They are so freaking cool!!!!" Han's eyes sparkle.

Excuse me, what the fuck?

Suddenly, all eyes are upon Han.

"Don't you guys think so too?! For a person to go as far as murdering and tormenting other people under the name of their love is such a noble and sacred thing!!" The guy enthusiastically looks at each of us respectively. There is a strong hint of excitement in his voice.

Seriously, what the fuck?

I look at the girls, and they are surely bewildered like me.

"They will even sacrifice their own family members to achieve their goals. Now THAT is what I call devotion. If they truly sever the bonds of blood to get a psychological bond from someone completely unrelated, then I am sold. Man! Such intensity! If I had a girlfriend like that, I would never do anything to make her sad!" Han continues his monologues.

"But they will kill you?" Rachel tells him another gruesome fact.

Kurokawa also chimes in: "And they will put you through tremendous pain."

Laura stays silent. Her back is shivering slightly. Is she cold? There is no wind, though?

"If the yandere girl kills me, it is because of me cheating. It sounds to me that these people are very insecure about their lovers. As long as I keep my feelings as pure as possible and accept them fully, I should be safe, right?"

Does he like yandere? Is the bug also affecting him?

But this bug is like a godsend!

Han liking the yandere concept is a first.

And that is a fucking good news!!!!

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