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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · 都市
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273 Chs

System Upgrade, This Person Can't Die!

編輯: Nyoi-Bo Studio

He said inwardly, "Zhang Chaoyang? Wasn't that the name of the young police officer beside Li Hui?"

"Why did he have this notification?"

"He wasn't on live stream right now, right? Why was there a system notification?"

However, Li Yidao reacted in an instant.

System upgrade!

It seemed that the upgraded system was even more powerful!

It was not necessary to get these notifications through a live stream!

There would be a notification in person!

He took a deep breath and his expression changed instantly.

He was no longer as helpless as before.

Zhang Chaoyang was such a good young man, how could he watch the other party sacrifice himself?

Therefore, he had to think of a way to give some reminders!

But he knew that he needed an opportunity!

Right now, he had yet to break free from the system's restrictions!

At that moment, he subconsciously wanted to remind him!

However! In the same instant, he felt the dark clouds of the Grim Reaper shrouding him!

His entire body froze on the spot!

Li Hui and Zhang Chaoyang were stunned when they saw Li Yidao's expression and state.

They thought, "What was going on? He was still looking helpless just a moment ago. Why did his attitude suddenly change?"

"That...We're not here to ask questions. We have something that we need your help with."

"Look..."

For a moment, Li Hui did not know what Li Yidao meant, so he lowered his attitude.

It was still the same sentence. The uniforms they were wearing were meant to serve the people, not to make themselves superior in front of the people!

Therefore, when they needed Li Yidao's cooperation, it was naturally impossible for them to have the same attitude as when they were interrogating the suspect.

"Uh... Ah, okay, have a seat first. If there's anything, let's sit down and talk."

"Li Yinuo, go get some water for the two police officers."

Li Yidao was still thinking about how to give a reminder, but his attitude was completely different from before.

Li Yinuo was also a little stunned. She thought, "Was this still her brother? Why did he look so calm?"

However, she still followed Li Yidao's instructions and brought two bottles of water over.

"Li Yidao, first of all, I'll officially inform you on behalf of the bureau that the deaths of the streamers you're concerned about are all accidental deaths and have nothing to do with you."

"In addition, the bureau has also clarified your matter and explained the reason for your investigation. I hope you can cooperate on the platform later."

At this point, Li Hui smiled bitterly again, "You don't know this, but after your fans found out that you were taken away for questioning, they almost flooded the bureau's official account and asked for an explanation."

Li Yidao was stunned for a moment.

He thought, "My fans? Uh... There are indeed many people who followed me, but aren't they all just watching the show?"

"Do I have a lot of fans now?"

"And are all my fans that awesome? They actually went to their official account to ask for an explanation?"

He said inwardly, "F*ck! Is this helping me or harming me?"

"Um, I really don't know about this. I'll immediately make a statement to cooperate with you."

Li Hui waved his hand. "There's no need to be in such a hurry. Just wait until you have time to clarify."

"The reason why we came here today is because we have two other things that we need your help with. I wonder if it's convenient for you?" Li Hui chose to get straight to the point.

As an experienced police officer, he had been communicating with Li Yidao last night.

He had already figured out the other party's character.

Lazy!

This was his evaluation of Li Yidao!

His words and attitude seemed to be very slick.

But in reality, he knew that Li Yidao would definitely agree.

Moreover, he had already made a lot of clear about his attitude since he entered the door.

What was the saying?

The gatekeeper does not drive away the smiling man.

The reason why he went straight to the point was to not give Li Yidao a chance to refuse!

"Okay, alright. Uh, what do you need my help with?" At this moment, Li Yidao also reacted to his thoughts with a vigilant look on his face!

He thought, "Assist the police?"

He was indeed duty-bound, but what was it?

He thought, "If it wasn't very important and would affect him, he will still reject it."

Because at this moment, he already had a vague guess in his heart.

He thought, "But that matter might really affect him! It would even destroy his legend as a prophet!"

One had to know that he was now relying on this popularity to prepare for live streams and paid advertisements to earn money!

"Actually, it's nothing much. It's just that remember the last time I told you that our bureau was going to shoot a promotional video?"

"Our leader hopes that you can attend." Li Hui smiled and patted Li Yidao's shoulder.

Li Yidao subconsciously took a step back.

Li Yidao with a helpless expression, "Can I refuse this? And the few streamers I follow... How do we shoot this promotional video?"

As expected! Just as he had guessed!

He thought, "Li Hui was still trying to persuade him to shoot this promotional video! But... The streamers that he had followed had indeed been killed! How was he going to shoot this promotional video?"

"Don't worry, we've already thought of the theme and the script. Although the deaths of the streamers were quite unexpected, there were also unexpected filming methods."

"The only thing we need now is your help. Of course, we didn't just invite you, we also invited some other celebrities. So don't feel too pressured."

Li Yidao shut his mouth speechlessly.

He said inwardly, "F*ck pressure! I just don't want to ruin my image! Was the persona of Prophet Dao so easy to establish?"

Noticing that Li Yidao had the intention to refuse, Li Hui did not give him the chance to do so.

"Chaoyang is the main person in charge of this promotional video. He is also in charge of our bureau's account on the platform."

"When the filming starts, I'll have Chaoyang come to you directly." Li Hui immediately turned the question into an affirmative sentence.

Since you don't say anything, then I'll tacitly agree to it!

Seeing Li Hui's attitude, Zhang Chaoyang was stunned.

He was indeed in charge of the bureau's account on the platform. In fact, he had applied for it using his account.

And it was just applied for...

However, he was not the main person in charge. He was just a handyman. If this account was really established in the future, it would definitely not belong to him alone, right?

Moreover... The other party didn't seem to have agreed yet, right? Why did his master suddenly decide on this matter?

However, at this moment.

Li Yidao seemed to have heard something extraordinary.

He suddenly stood up!

His eyes instantly lit up!

He looked at Li Hui and asked, "You mean this account is his, right?"

Li Hui looked at Li Yidao and was stunned. "Ah... Ah..." He nodded subconsciously.

"Then you can log into this account now, right?" He looked at Zhang Chaoyang as he said.

The other party first glanced at his master, then at Li Yidao, and nodded subconsciously.

He was really a little confused!

His master's operation had already opened his eyes.

But what was going on with Li Yidao's alternating hot and cold, excited and depressed attitude?

"Come, log in to your account, and let me take a look. "Li Yidao looked very excited.

Zhang Chaoyang was stunned for a moment, then he could only brace himself and log in.

A new account that had just been registered appeared in front of Li Yidao.

ID: Police Officer Chaoyang

Number of followers: 1.

Number of posts: 0.

Status: 1.

Li Yidao looked at the newly registered account and fell into deep thought.

He was cursing crazily in his heart!

"F*ck! This is to pit me to the end! Could it be that you want me to accompany you to shoot the promotional video for the sake of popularity?!"

However, that was not what he cared about at the moment!

Just now, he suddenly thought of a very good idea to remind Zhang Chaoyang!

After Li Yidao noted down the other party's ID, he sat back down on the sofa and quietly took out his phone to open the platform.

Amidst everyone's dumbfounded expressions, he found the ID of Police Officer Chaoyang.

After confirming that it was Zhang Chaoyang's account.

Under the gazes of the two of them, he directly clicked on the follow button!

Then, he thought for a moment and sent a message under the only status from the other party.

"Please protect yourselves while protecting the people."

At the same time, he could not forget his own slogan.

[No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount!]

Then, he raised his head and looked at the dumbfounded duo calmly.

He even waved the phone in his hand.

At this moment, Li Hui and Zhang Chaoyang's eyes were filled with shock!

At this moment...

They understood...