Dragon's Dreadful Ascension (Messed up Version)

"Come down quickly! I can promise you that we won't commit suicide!"

"Yes, we promised you!"

"I don't believe you. Unless you write a guarantee, I'll jump off the building."

"Ok! We'll all sign it!"

To Su Yan, comforting the ladies one by one was extremely exhausting. 

If he met some ladies with some cultivation, he would not be able to get away easily.

Some of the ladies were extremely harmful to the fox.

Forget about the testicles. They tried to count the fox fur on Su Yan's belly.

They were even scarier than a hooligan. Their words of 'pink' hurt Su Yan badly.

A dragon! I'm a nine-tailed fox with the bloodline of a true dragon! A divine beast that could dominate the world after adulthood!

In the West, the old men from You Su Clan bullied me because I was weak and powerless. 

How could I face them if I worked in the brothel now?

It was unfair. Did you see that? I was crying!

...

After the drama, the girls coaxed the fox until it was dark. 

The people went to the dining hall in the backyard to have their meal and were ready to open the door to do business. 

The girls went up to the stage and took their seats with instruments in their hands

"What a pity."

The musicians danced and sang a play. The opera the girls sang was adapted from their own stories. 

The style of the song was more sorrowful and self-pitying. 

It described how the young ladies of noble families in the past became homeless due to the sudden changes in the family.

The girls on the stage played music and sang, and the scholars below the stage could invite the girls they liked to the private seats to discuss zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting.

If a girl liked the young masters, she would invite them to her boudoir and perform for them alone or chat about romance so that she could use the confined space to deceive the young masters of their rewards with flowery words.

Since ancient times, actors have been heartless. Do you think that people like your talent and appearance?

They liked your banknotes! Dumby!

Before they suffered a family disaster, they had seen many outstanding young men. 

Compared to the few girls with regular customers, Su Yan, a waiter, was very popular.

"Are you a White Fox?"

A lady pulled Su Yan's waist belt, who was passing by, and looked at Su Yan suspiciously, "Come, let me touch it."

Su Yan had been in the brothel for a long time. It had been more than a week since he came to the brothel. 

Xia Yu's tolerance of different races was large. There was no need to deliberately keep his identity as a beast a secret. 

If he hid it, it would be easy for the inspectors of the Beast Suppression Division to suspect that he was plotting something.

However, outsiders did not know that Su Yan's white fox differed from the common wild foxes on the roadside.

"I want a girl. My sons are prodigal."

"I also want a perfect husband, one with delicate features and the strength of a bull that won't tire out for a night."

"I'm begging you too, hubby, but it's best if it's smaller. Holding it in my arms and playing with it would be best."

As soon as the madam grabbed Su Yan's belt, the girls with her all rushed forward and placed their slender hands on Su Yan's chest. 

They began praying to Su Yan as if they were worshiping a god, hoping the white fox would bless them.

"..."

Su Yan said, "Let me make it clear first. You can make a wish, but if your wish hasn't been fulfilled, you can't burn me down like some evil temple. I won't charge you anything!

Whether it worked or not had nothing to do with me, and I was not responsible.

...

Su Yan did not need to do odd jobs at night. Madam placed him on the table and stuffed money into Su Yan's arms, hoping the little white fox could convey her wish and send it to the immortal nine-tailed fox to fulfill her wish. Some people wished for marriage and children.

A widow also asked Su Yan if he could provide sex services. She liked this little cub fox.

Su Yan did not dare to take their money. If their wishes did not come true, they would burn him on a wooden stake and let him convey his wish to their ancestors.

However, those girls seemed to be rebellious. They were not happy that Su Yan did not take their money.

They said they paid him to show their sincerity.

The more Su Yan rejected them, the more enthusiastic they became. They started with a few taels of silver, but now they gave silver, banknotes, and gold.

They tore open Su Yan's clothes and stuffed the money inside. 

When it was almost time for the guests to leave, Aunt found Su Yan, who had already become a ball. 

His clothes were stuffed with all kinds of gold and silver paper notes. He was lying on the tea table, shaking his legs, trying to turn over.

"I hate storage magic tools." Su Yan said when he saw his aunt coming over.

The girls in fluttering clothes, who looked slim, opened their storage rings or storage bags, took out gold and silver, and stuffed money into Su Yan's clothes. 

Su Yan said he would not accept money, but they would not listen. Even his pants were stuffed with silver notes.

"What a loss."

Seeing Su Yan's round shape, Chong Qiong exclaimed that she had suffered a huge loss. 

They touched the nine-tailed fox with just a few taels of silver. It was a loss for her.

However, Su Yan's identity as a nine-tailed fox could not be exposed. 

The princes and princesses of the royal family would probably put him on a plate and hang him from the emperor's carriage as a representation of Xia Yu if he were to become exposed.

"Xiao Hong, get a broom and sweep the gold, silver, and jewelry on the ground." Aunt jumped onto the table, put her hands under Su Yan's armpits, and lifted him off the table. 

She shook him vigorously, and many gold and silver treasures fell. 

They fell and swayed before Su Yan returned to his human form.

Su Yan, who was held up high, was speechless.

What was happening? Give me back my dream of traveling the world with a sword!

"....."

The girls watched as aunt stood on the tea table, holding Su Yan high in her hand and shaking him. 

The gold, silver, and jewelry scene fell from his body as if they were showing off.

It would be like a long night if Su Yan were not here.

...

After the business hours ended, Su Yan returned to his room to shower. 

He poured the dirty water out the window into the river, then changed into a set of black exercise clothes and ran to the backyard.

The business hours of the brothel were at night. Those who made a living in the brothel usually slept in the morning, and a new day would start at noon. 

They usually dress up or go shopping with their aunt in the afternoon.

The early hours of the morning were free time. The girls who had a foundation in cultivation would choose to cultivate, while the girls who had no foundation and did not like to cultivate would improve the standards of manners, musical instruments, and calligraphy.

"Come, I'll teach you something new today."

When Su Yan arrived at the backyard, his aunt had just come out of the kitchen with supper. She helped Su Yan sit down.

"I'm almost done practicing. I know the size and numbers of your bone."

"Auntie!" Su Yan said angrily.

"I was just joking! You've been unhappy all day. Tonight, I'll teach you how to cultivate with the water." Chong Qiong laughed.