coffe machine

Rose: worth it!!!

<what!? how can you say that?!? a indestructible monster is running after you!!>

Rose: worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she screamed while pressing a button to close a large metallic gate but it did nothing as the monster that was going after Rose tear it apart easily while screaming his lung's off

<why are we even here?!>

Rose: the coffe machine!

<okay i can get that one but can you enlighten me why you looked at the face of a monster that get's into a murderous rage when his face is seen?>

Rose: because YOLO

<the internet has corrupted you...>

if you are curios about what i happening here well it's simple! Rose after a tiring day of learning magic from Dr.Strange decided to watch some Youtube videos and found some SCP videos and after some time she found out that there is a game made around that universe and decided to give it a visit...and did the stupid thing of looking at "SCP-096" face which made that SCP want to kill her

(A/N: look it up of YT if you want more info but if you dont want to then whole deal with SCP-096 is that it attack's and kill's everyone who have seen his face)

Rose: the cafeteria!!!

<grab the coffe machine and let's get away!>

she entered the cafeteria like a true lady! kicking the door open and accidentally falling down the stairs head first into the ground

<who made this room? you literally need to go down the stairs right after you walk out the door wtf?>

well she quickly stood up and sprinted in the direction of the coffe machine so fast that she was not able to stop in time resulting in her crashing with it

Rose: Arthur teleport me back!

the SCP- 096 was already in the cafeteria and sprinting in Rose direction but just before it could reach her she disappeared and the SCP now started to jump in place while holding his head and letting out scream's of anger

Rose was no longer in his world so he cant kill her and it made him mad

(A/N: apparently SCP 096 is able to sense where the guy that saw his face is no matter how far away he is)

---back to Rose---

Rose: i did it!!

<okay...you are aware that you could just buy an identical copy of this machine with your shop function right?>

Rose: why? i can just steal it and get it for free!

<ehh...>

you all are probably wondering "why in the name of everything that is fluffy did she risk her life to get a coffe machine?" well simple this was not a normal coffe machine! it was an SCP!

it was known as SCP-294 and it's a coffe machine that has a keyboard attached to it. if you write anything that can exist in a liquid state the coffe machine will give it to you in a indestructible white paper cup! BUT!!! there is a twist!

if you ask for something like "my entire life story" it will give you a drink and after drinking it you will remember everything that happened in your life and if you ask for "liquid music" and drink the liquid then you would start to "feel" a rhythm of music and be able to Dance like a pro

'hey Arthur what hour is it?'

<5:00 AM>

'okay i have time to get me some drinks'

Rose then started to type "something i would like" and the machine dispensed a light-brown liquid that had a nice and sweet aroma. just by the smell you could guess that it was some form of chocolate drink

when she took a sip i swear i could see a supernova exploding in her eyes just before she drank the rest with a big and loud Gulp!

'i fell in love!'

<what was it?>

'it was a very sweet chocolate milk with a hint of banana flavor!'

<huh...what now?>

'i have a few ideas'

she then started to type "pure magic power" and when she confirmed the order she felt a large part of her magic leaving her and right after that the machine dispensed a orange glowing liquid that radiated with power. it was the same magic energy that left Rose as it was a mix of terraria magic and Hell magic from the nether. she shrugged and pour the liquid into a empty bottle for her potion's. she didnt need to drink it right now her magic core will fill itself on it's own

the next bright idea she had was "SWAG power" which made me laugh a little but i was honestly curious what will happen

the machine dispensed a liquid that glowed all the color's of the rainbow and had little dollar shaped ($) pieces floating in it and when she drank it she told me that she felt the need to "360 no scope some b*tches" and also he clothes had magically changed into something a rapper from the 80's would wear

after the effect of that drink wear off she equipped normal clothes again and typed the next drink which was "a cure to anything" and the thing that the machine dispensed was the potion of life. after some minutes of looking trough her inventory she saw that one of her potion's was now empty

<it's almost 6:00 AM your lesson with Dr.strange is about to begin>

'ok let me order something for him'

she then typed "Dr.strange favorite drink" and then she ordered "Something i would like" again and left her room while going to Dr.strange to start her training

---Dr.strange POV---

'Rose...what a curious girl she is...'

he thought to himself as he was currently sitting beside his desk while thinking about this weir girl that just walked into his house and demanded to teach her magic

*knock knock*

Dr.strange: come it!

well speaking about the devil!

Rose: hi Dr.strange i brought you a drink

Dr.strange: thank you Rose. now grab a chair and get a pen today i will give you a test

Rose: ughhh...!

he just chuckled at her and took a sip of what seem to be tea and when the liquid made contact with his tongue he froze in shock

'this tea...its just like the one that "the ancient one" gave me when i first meet her...how did she-'

he shook his head and lean back into the chair. she will probably not answer that question anyway so he as well just enjoy the tea