"Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and all indigenous species of our humble universe. My name is Connor Baines, and this is my beloved wife and partner, Elizabeth Baines. We will be your hosts for this special event that shall occur very, very infrequently within the years to come, the Grand Universe Auction!"
Connor spoke softly and elegantly, but his words were easily transmitted throughout the large venue and even to the homes or workplaces of various watchers using technology.
"However, before we begin, I would like to inform you of some very important things. Firstly, if you successfully win a bid for any item that is sold today, you are automatically agreeing to the terms that were publicized a few days ago."